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Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Out-Of-Context Thing You Overheard? (Closed)

Like at a restaurant or a few tables over in class.

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#1

ignore the missing "F" it was a typo lolol

(Overheard at school)

"Surely you know you can't eat a chess board!"
"Yeah for real. too much fiber."

Final score:

4points

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#2

Can’t remember the words exactly but it was about how to fake a vaccination card :P

Final score:

4points

Red PANda (any pronouns)

WiggleJiggle (they/them) 1 year ago

I think you overheard my mom lol

3points

#3

“He was my second cousin, so like third degree *ncest”, “i will buy you the g*n if you never tell mom about me and tom” “i buried his body in the woods” my bus is f*cking WILD.

Final score:

4points

LuLikesReptiles 1 year ago

W h a t

0points

#4

something about my classmate dating my friends cousin

Final score:

2points

jordan (pineapple he/she)

Pineapple (he/him) (Submission author) 1 year ago

Dude why was I downvoted it’s actually true

2points

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#5

“And then he started undressing and shoved the remote up his a$$”. overheard in my school

Final score:

1point

_physically_insane_(he/they/any)

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Vaiel

Hey everyone, I'm Vaiel and ive been on BP for a while, but I still get none of the inside jokes. You are likely to see me lurking in the comments of stupid posts usually in animal or funny themed ones cause the internet is mostly bad and I don't really need that rn lol okayyyy I'm done now Have a good day :] @that one ace lesbian demigirl (Irl and BP friend) You rock :D

Hey everyone, I'm Vaiel and ive been on BP for a while, but I still get none of the inside jokes. You are likely to see me lurking in the comments of stupid posts usually in animal or funny themed ones cause the internet is mostly bad and I don't really need that rn lol okayyyy I'm done now Have a good day :] @that one ace lesbian demigirl (Irl and BP friend) You rock :D

Ieva Midveryte

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

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