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Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Impersonal Gift You Can Get? (Closed)

Almost everyone has gotten a gift that wasn't necessarily bad, but also not very thoughtful. What do you think is the most impersonal gift you can get?

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#1

An e-card. I cried in disappointment when that was my only birthday "gift" from my dad.

Anything where the thought is about changing the receiver for the giver's benefit. (I know someone who is bad for that.) So, like a teeth whitening kit for someone you think has too-yellow teeth. Or some gaudy jewellry to a child because you think they need to look more "lady-like", despite the fact they don't like to dress very girly.

Final score:

8points

William Plummer 5 months ago

Yes! Also a gift they never acted like they wanted.

0points

#2

I once received a hacksaw - for Valentine's Day. From my husband. Who's still my husband - 41 years strong.

Final score:

7points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago

I wonder if OP has sawed any hacks.

1point

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#3

Little soaps and candles and generic rubbish usually given to women. I prefer to buy my own shower gels, soaps etc. Rather then give me a voucher for a mall or the like

Final score:

7points

whineygingercat 4 months ago

Those random bath sets from Walmart or Target. Always says, 'I don't really know you and I didn't have the time to try picking out something else.' As if all women want random bath sets.

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#4

Anything that you don't like or need, and that you can then offer further to somebody else, as a gift. Such as bottles of alcohol, sets of cosmetics or random decorations.

Final score:

6points

#5

a book on "how to make friends"

tbh looking back on it, it was kind of funny, but pretty blunt lmao

Final score:

6points

lex (they/them)

Alison Marchand 5 months ago

Sounds like this person should've kept the book for themselves

1point

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#6

a gift card. its not bad and im grateful for any gift i get, but it kinda is impersonable and not that thoughtful.

hope i dont seem ungrateful but yeah

Final score:

4points

shanila.pheonix_

Pablo Ramos 5 months ago

I love to receive a gift card, and I don't see what is so offensive about it. I have quirky tastes and only I know what I want, and not always

5points

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#7

Scented cadles or any candles, often combined with some tea, ideally in plastic bags on the bed made from straw.
It screams: "I got it the other day and now I'm sending it back."

Final score:

3points

me myself and i (she/her) 5 months ago

wait wait—but I really like candles and tea

4points

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#8

Deodorant.

Final score:

3points

Angela Ferguson-Giorgio 5 months ago

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0points

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#9

For years my grandparents would ask child me what I wanted for my birthday or Christmas, and I would rattle off something like Lego, Transformers, GI Joe, Star Wars, etc. And every gift I opened was a different Barbie. When the inevitable look of disappointment crossed my face my grandmother would yell at me "You are a GIRL, girls play with dolls and Barbie and not those other trashy things. You are NOT a boy so you will get Barbie and you will like it"

Final score:

3points

whineygingercat 4 months ago

My grandma, dad's mom, did this to my sister for the longest time. Whenever we spent time with her, separately, we got something from the toy store. After picking out my Barbie, grandma would make me pick one for my sister. I got smart and started choosing two I wanted, knowing I'd end up with both the next day anyways.

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#10

One of those tea sets with cheap black tea, a low quality mug and a sugar stick!

Final score:

2points

#11

A number of times I got after shave balm or lotion. I haven't shaved my beard for 14 years.

Final score:

2points

Johnny McFearless

Lyone Fein 5 months ago

You don't give shaving stuff to someone with a beard!

2points

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#12

A can of cherry pie filling.

I don't bake.

(Actual Christmas gift from an "eccentric" aunt.)

Final score:

2points

Lyone Fein 5 months ago

That stuff is yummy right out of the can!

2points

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#13

A bar of Toblerone from the airport.

Final score:

2points

Lyone Fein 5 months ago

C'mon, it's chocolate!

4points

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#14

The "oh it's your birthday" comment.....(no gift or happy birthday provided😑

Final score:

2points

Jennifer Ramirez

William Plummer 5 months ago

😑Why?😑

1point

#15

A wrapped, obviously-bought-at-the-dollar-store gift with someone else's name written on it, then scratched off and mine added instead.

Final score:

2points

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#16

A dusty succulent plant in a disposal planter.

Final score:

1point

LasPapasFritas1234 5 months ago

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1point

#17

"Hoyle's Book of Rules" Birthday gift from my EX husband the first year we were married. He thought that if I just understood the rules of Bridge I would join his friend games/family games. Never mind that I had repeatedly told him that I do not like or play games of any kind. Disappointed and dumbfounded do not begin to describe my feelings in that moment.

Final score:

1point

Lynnette Meinhardt

#18

My Boyfriend got me deodorant for my birthday once! Haha

Final score:

1point

Ieva Midveryte

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

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Alison Marchand 5 months ago

My friend (about 17yo girl at the time, into video games, music, etc) got a very small, flimsy cardboard/foam-framed stock photo of a clownfish accompanied by a used paperback French-English dictionary once from her aunt & uncle 😆 she had told me stories of the terrible gifts they give, but I was there to witness that particular gem

1point

Alison Marchand 5 months ago

We actually reaped some entertainment from the French-English dictionary, it had a section just for handy phrases to decline being hit on such as "I have a boyfriend" and "I am a lesbian" 😅

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CG 5 months ago (edited)

I got a restaurant gift card from my boss at my old workplace, but it was for a restaurant chain I didn't like, and it was only valid for one location, which was at the other end of town. Said other end of town is roughly an hour away by bus from where I live.

1point

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago

My very eccentric aunt always kept an extremely spoiled poodle. Aunt's grandson had a baby with girlfriend when they were teenagers. Both kids stepped up to raise their daughter. They eventually got married, had more kids, happily ever after. My aunt refused to acknowledge girlfriend, because she'd trapped grandson with a baby and ruined his life. The rest of the family shrugged their shoulders and got on with things. Christmas was at my parents' house. Everyone bought presents for everyone. Mom made the dinner, and everyone else brought their specialty. After dinner, it's present time. Now, the baby was about six months, and as far as I know, my aunt had never acknowledged her great granddaughter. One of the presents was for the baby, from my aunt. Girlfriend opened the package, and it was two very high quality pairs of purple socks. Girlfriend just about fell over, thanking my aunt. My aunt waved away the thanks, and said, "They didn't fit the dog, so I thought the baby might like them." The oddest part was that she truly didn't (at that specific moment) mean to be hateful to girlfriend or baby. My aunt was just proud of herself for coming up with a good use for the socks.

1point

Alison Marchand 5 months ago

My friend (about 17yo girl at the time, into video games, music, etc) got a very small, flimsy cardboard/foam-framed stock photo of a clownfish accompanied by a used paperback French-English dictionary once from her aunt & uncle 😆 she had told me stories of the terrible gifts they give, but I was there to witness that particular gem

1point

Alison Marchand 5 months ago

We actually reaped some entertainment from the French-English dictionary, it had a section just for handy phrases to decline being hit on such as "I have a boyfriend" and "I am a lesbian" 😅

1point

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CG 5 months ago (edited)

I got a restaurant gift card from my boss at my old workplace, but it was for a restaurant chain I didn't like, and it was only valid for one location, which was at the other end of town. Said other end of town is roughly an hour away by bus from where I live.

1point

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 5 months ago

My very eccentric aunt always kept an extremely spoiled poodle. Aunt's grandson had a baby with girlfriend when they were teenagers. Both kids stepped up to raise their daughter. They eventually got married, had more kids, happily ever after. My aunt refused to acknowledge girlfriend, because she'd trapped grandson with a baby and ruined his life. The rest of the family shrugged their shoulders and got on with things. Christmas was at my parents' house. Everyone bought presents for everyone. Mom made the dinner, and everyone else brought their specialty. After dinner, it's present time. Now, the baby was about six months, and as far as I know, my aunt had never acknowledged her great granddaughter. One of the presents was for the baby, from my aunt. Girlfriend opened the package, and it was two very high quality pairs of purple socks. Girlfriend just about fell over, thanking my aunt. My aunt waved away the thanks, and said, "They didn't fit the dog, so I thought the baby might like them." The oddest part was that she truly didn't (at that specific moment) mean to be hateful to girlfriend or baby. My aunt was just proud of herself for coming up with a good use for the socks.

1point

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