Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Horrifying Thing Someone Confessed To You, Drunk Or Sober?

Something horrifying someone told you on their death bed, high/drunk or completely sober.

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He confessed to sleeping with my Mum. It was my Dad.

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Invisigoth (he/him) 1 year ago

lmao

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A fellow employee told me (over lunch!) that he baited large fish hooks and hung them from tree branches to catch and ultimately kill cats that wandered into his yard.

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Mary Bates

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GhostlySnail (she/her) 1 year ago

WE HAVE FOUND SATAN HIMSELF HE DESERVES TO STEP ON LEGOS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF HIS EXISTENCE. No wait that’s not bad enough. Help me out pandas!

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A friend once confessed to stepping on my puppy while drunk. She couldnt get her footing so she kept "squishing" her foot around till she got traction. My puppy died 4 hrs later! I never knew why till she confessed. Haven't spoken with her since.

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the harbinger of doom any 1 year ago

WHAT THE ACTUAL F

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My former best friend just casually mentioned she condones conversion therapy. She has been dipping into weird ideological rabbit holes for some time already and that was the last straw which proved the friendship is slowly but surely going to hell.

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Luke Branwen

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A Happy Doggo 1 year ago

proof that empathy is a learned trait

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It was during a fight. I said, "I wish I died. I wished I never existed."
And that person (who is pretty close to me and is supposed to be a good role model) agreed and said: "Yes, I wished you NEVER WERE BORN."

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Bye! Pancake_Pansexual_Panda_

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LoyalHufflepuff07 1 year ago

Oh yikes. Were they drunk? Regardless, we're glad you're here OP

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That they were only friends with me because they liked my sister...

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Rat Of The Swamps

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Rat Of The Swamps (Submission author) 1 year ago

not exactly horrifying i know, but really hurt

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Best friend (at the time) confessed that she wanted to kill me and gave me death threats for 3 months

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Lex <3 (they/them)

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Lex <3 (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago (edited)

Now she’s trying to contact me again, I have no idea what to do 🥲 EDIT: Ty for all the support! I can’t really contact the police since I don’t have evidence. I should also mention that I was in 5th grade when this started and it’s been 3 yrs since then, so even if I DID have evidence I doubt they would do anything. The recent text messages she’s sent me haven’t been anything threatening either, so I can’t use those as evidence either.

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Confessed to murdering a child in their home country. Many hours spent trying to learn how to report a crime to a 3rd world country's legal system. Not fruitful.

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DarkGlassSphere 1 year ago

Once my friend's friend's friend came home and saw his little daughter crying. He asked what happened and she said that she was walking in the garden with her rabbit, when the neibourghs dog killed him. The man didn't report anything. He took the spade and killed the dog. Do you think he was an ars, guys?

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"I raped an 11-yr-old boy" from a friend's brother. He thought it funny b/c the boy was Iraqi and he himself was a bada$$ US Marine. "Then I pi$$ed on his body in the ditch." He was cold sober. I watched him grow up, he goes to war, that's who came back... Or was hiding inside all along :-(

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Sinnsyk Jakte 1 year ago

That needs to be reported. It would take everything in me to remain calm in that moment and not eviscerate that abomination on two legs. I wouldn't care if we were close at all. If the military/police don't do anything.../someone/ must. That man is dead already for what he's done.

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My MIL (71 years old) confessed that she sometimes tries to see she’s able to put her toe in her mouth. You know, ‘to check I’m still able to do that’.
Every time I see her, I can’t get that picture off my mind

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Emanuelle

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TheBlueBitterfly 1 year ago

My grandma could at 70! She was in the circus, a horse bareback acrobat, but she didn't keep up with it past her early 20s. Much later in life, she was hunchbacked from osteoporosis and suffering with arthritis, but still oddly flexible. She used to sit with her knees pulled up to her chest alot.

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His real name, and why he didn't use it...

When I was living aboard in Thailand, my next door neighbor was an older Canadian expat and we were quite friendly. He'd regularly invite me over for tea or a beer. He told me some crazy stories of his travels. He had been living off a substantial pension for decades. When I asked him what his career was that had allowed him to retire so young, he said he had been a train conductor. Didn't think much more of it until one day, at our local bar, someone came in and recognized him, but called his a totally different name. He got kinda pale and made an excuse to go home. When I saw him for coffee the next morning, he confessed that year prior, due to no fault of his own (structural issue), his train had a horrible accident with many fatalities. Canadian government essentially paid him hush money to take the fall for the crash and secretly set him up with a fat pension. He couldn't stay in Canada cause he was blamed for the many deaths and publicly reviled, so he took the money and ran. He'd only been back to Canada once or twice in 30 years when I met him, and they were recent trips. He had to abandon his two kids when he left, and it's taken decades to rebuild any kind of relationship with them, but otherwise he's generally at peace with the whole thing. It would have been very hard to prove his innocence- he said he'd make the same choice again.

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PunnyPanda

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UnimportantDog (she/her) 1 year ago

O.o

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A very close friend had been pregnant and desperately wanted a girl, but instead gave birth to a son. She confessed to me that she had frequently considered walking into the lake with him and drowning him.

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Panda Kicki 1 year ago (edited)

The desire for a girl can be really mental for some people. I know a mum saying she looked at her son every day wishing he was a girl. Later she did a late abortion of a healthy baby bc it wasnt a girl. I know other cases as well, I think maternity care needs some kind of theraphy program for gender obsessed mums. This isnt good for anyone involved And in other parts of the world baby girls gets aborted bc a boy is wanted.

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#13

My mom, in a context I don't remember, told me that she'd been raped in her past. Considering she was an alcoholic til the day she died, it explained a lot, but I would give anything to un-know this.

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Lene 1 year ago

My mom has told me (in detail) about how she'd been raped when she was young. She has told me so much stuff I just want to un-know. Including how she cheated on my dad when they were married and how some of her sex toys worked (luckily she didn't show me. Lol. Just told me in way too many details how they worked).

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#14

A very, very, ex boyfriend from back in the 70's said he had sex with his own mother. Yes, biological mother. Seemed proud of it.

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Stinky 1 year ago

Vomit.

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#15

my friend confessed that he drank & smoked weed to avoid his depression.

idk anymore

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Invisigoth (he/him)

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Em 1 year ago (edited)

Drank? (Edit: i miss read he drank *alcohol* & smoked weed, they dont both relate to weed Thanks Isa’s left eye)

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#16

Horrifying? Maybe not, but it really ticked me off. This happened about a year ago. I got a phone call from, Gloria, a female friend that I've known for over 40 years, since we were teenagers. I had an absolutely MASSIVE crush on her back then. She has recently had a series of surgeries and was taking a lot of pain medication. She called and was obviously over-medicated. During the call she began telling me how much in love with me she was back when we were teens, but she never let me know because my older sister THREATENED HER to make her stay away from me. Apparently my sister didn't think she was right for me, and that she would hurt me. After I got off the phone with her, I called my sister and asked her about it. My sister said that she doesn't remember specifically saying anything to Gloria, but it sounds like something she would have done because she thought that Gloria was, to use the term of the time "fast". I couldn't get too mad at my sister because I've been happily married for 30 years, and I have a great family. But, damn, Gloria was FINE!

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#17

My ex in a bid to ”make me admit” to cheating on him, which I didn’t, confessed to sleeping with his neighbour’s wife during the lockdown.

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Tomi Adeleye

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Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago

Yup, I’ve heard many people who accuse their partners of cheating often have cheated themselves and are projecting it onto their partner. Other times they’re just really insecure.

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#18

Someone confessed to having committed b********y. Ewww.

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wordsupfool 1 year ago

To piggy back on the addiction/ coping with mood altering substances debate earlier... my AA (Alcoholics Anonymous) sponsor (someone to help guide you through AA's program) told me they had sex with animals several times pre-sobriety. That was about it for me. Sick f- yep- I do judge harshly when people RAPE animals, children, disabled, etc. WTF! My point: people are complicated messes. Addiction is a complicated mess. Mental health is a slippery slope. Let's not argue about people's coping methods if they only affect the user. You absolutely can not make someone else change, and I would rather see somebody "relapse" than take their own life.

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A drunk man in panmure one day told me that he confessed to me that he knew what bus I catched, so I think he was stalking me?

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Easily Excitable Panda 1 year ago

Is he still around? It never hurts to be aware of your surroundings, including/especially people.

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#20

My friend told me that they were told they drove someone to committing when they were 9. I feel so bad for them-they were in a s****y situation, and it was NOT their fault (the person in mention was 15 and "dating" them) but they still feel terrible years later.

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Em 1 year ago

Ok anyone who is confused the committing means dating in this situation

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#21

Not actually too bad. Theres probably been worse things I just cant think of, but my Unlce Mark said that he was fine with the Rattlesnake roundup (a festival in texas in which people round up rattlesnakes and torture them to death) Because rattlesnakes dont go to heaven and something about it being up to us to keep them in check (nature had been doing that since the dawn of life itself). He had never actually done this, because he doesn't live in texas and probably still wouldnt be interested, but, it was still pretty bad. I also had a friend confess to killing a ring neck snake when he was young, although he regretted it deeply so I dont think that was too bad

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_mentally_insane_(she/her) 1 year ago

Poor sneks :(

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I sat on a couch with a friend watching YouTube on a couch at his apartment. We had been friends your years and I knew he had mental health issues but they never bothered me and I still don't think people should be defined by them. Stone cold sober he all the sudden got really close to me and began to cry. I asked what was up and he said "I want to f**k you but I don't want to ruin our friendship. I know you're in a relationship and wouldn't want to so I'm trying to convince myself not to rape you. "

I cannot even begin to describe the amount of discomfort I had in that moment. I decided to just try to talk him through the options and be like 'do the right thing' meanwhile very much aware that it's like a 50/50 toss up in his head still and he has me pretty much pinned. He ended up not, and apologised over and over. I left and ran like absolute hell to my car and despite it all, after some time, we actually somehow stayed friends (honestly probably only because i took psychology on uni and I had seen many signs that his meds needed to be recalibrated before that point). He never did anything close to that ever again and while I'll never be completely at ease around him after that I know that he knows while he's forgiven it isn't forgotten. He always stays at least 4ft away from me when we're alone so he never makes me feel uncomfortable again.

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Hales

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago

Yikes

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#23

Sober. A co-worker confessed to me, without actually confessing to me that he went to strip clubs during lunch. He came by my cube to talk to me just after he returned from lunch. He had glitter smeared up the side of his face. He was seriously talking to me about a work issue.....with glitter plastered up the side of his cheek.

I said, "Dude, you just cant come to talk about a real problem with glitter up the side of your face."
A pregnant moment of silence, then *shocked, surprised*, he said, "OMG I found a bunch of glitter in one of my desk drawers."
Me: "Yeah, ok. No problem. Just maybe make sure to wash it off. Orrrrrrr.....don't get the stripper with glitter while you're at lunch. "

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This all happened on Friday...

There's This girl in my class called K (obviously not real name) and she's the our years brat. Everyone I MEAN Everyone hates her. She's been like this since we were 8ish. This year I decided to put her in her place.

Her and freinds were messing around on this bench...she got pushed off..then jumps back on and starts playing again. Then 10mins later she's SCREAMING her head off at her freinds (freinds don't like her) about how she asked them to stop and they kept 'hurting' her. I overheard this and began to laugh.
K: oh U THINKS THIS IS FUNNY?!?!
Me: K, it's actually HILARIOUS
K: looks pissed off

Later on her 'freind' *ACIDENTLY* (spelling soz) scratches her (hardly) and she bursts into tears. As if the world ended. Goes and puts a wet paper towel on it (coz they fix everything lol) and shows everyone her battle scars (lol) . As we go inside she ransaxks her bag and pulls out A BANDAGE (BANDAID 🇺🇸) and puts her arm in a SLING, for a scratch. When me and her were alone we had this exchange:
K: Oh (my name) look at my horrible scratch, I think I'll need to go to HOSPITAL! (Her face 😥😭)
Me: K your being really pathetic.
K: WELL IT ACTCHULLY HURTS!!! 😭😭
Me (snapping): WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HURTS?!? (Tells her WVERYTHING that hurts when I was in hospital w cancer) THAT HURTS!
I stomped away then.
She then (during PE) was YELLING at a girl who WAS AUTISTIC (her autism dosn5 like noise)
I stormed over to her and snapped:
Stop YELLING!!!
She then burst into tears. BUT this week she's been SUPER NICE (weird) but Idc tbh. Then my freinds told me something HORRIBLE. After I told her she was pathetic. She went up to my bestie (??? Why???) And said I was using my cancer to be rude to everyone. WTH?!? I haven't argued w anyone but her lol.

TDLR:
A bratty girl who I tried to put in her place said I was using my cancer as an excuse to be mean.

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MINNI THE HAMSTER

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MINNI THE HAMSTER (Submission author) 1 year ago

I'm sorry it's so long 😅😅

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Girlfriend had an affair with my Dad. :/

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Bored_Panda_Staff_17350615 1 year ago

oh- omg thats horrific

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#26

In eighth grade a girlfriend confided in me that her widowed father sexually abused her. I was too young and unfamiliar with how to deal with such things. She made me promise to never tell anyone. This is the first I’ve mentioned it in 60 years.

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Bored_Panda_Staff_17350615 1 year ago

omg i hope she got help ( i can keep secrets but 60 years?! danggg i would have told the toni and ryan podcast GO CHECK THEM OUT but make sure you put the order of the episodes to newest cause they start off with very interesting stuff)

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#27

my dad yelled at me for not being able to fully take care of myself, im failing my 3 younger sisters i should be cooking dinner by now i always expect everything to be handed to me.
I am almost 13 years old, I take care of 3 younger sisters and my older brother with autism, I have an ed, and i dont ask for anything. guess im "mature for my age" yknow.

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Robby (Ze/Zir)

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Bored_Panda_Staff_17350615 1 year ago (edited)

omg your dad sucks!! i can speak from experience as a fellow teen that having a dad like that is just horrible.

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#28

This happened years ago, when I was maybe 20-something (I’m now 35), but; I once stayed at my sister’s place & sat up late with my sister’s partner, after they’d been drinking. I wasn’t drinking, but I’m a night-owl, so I was okay sitting up & chatting with my BIL, whilst my sister had already gone to bed. Well, he’d had quite a lot to drink & then out of the blue, he pointed at a mounted samurai sword (like the one from the “Kill Bill” movies) & he said “See that samurai sword right there? I’d just love an excuse to use it one day.” Honest to god, it immediately chilled my blood. But, as I always try to think rationally, I decided it was just stupid drunk talk & hastily changed the subject. My BIL hasn’t brought it up since & he still has the samurai sword. Although he still drinks a lot, he’s not abusive or violent in any way & he’s a great dad to my little niece & older niece/nephew, regardless of his drinking habit. So, I have to conclude that it was just the booze talking. NGL, it did unnerve me at the time, though… 😨

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Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago

Was it just the way he said it? Cuz idk but I think swinging around a samurai sword would look pretty cool. Although you did say you got chills and it’s usually good to trust your instincts

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My ex confessed to me that he ended up killing a thug back when he was a teen and in a gang. From what he told me it was self defense and the gun was held in the thugs hand the whole time. My ex bent his hand back towards the thug just as he pulled the trigger, making the thug shoot himself.

Sounds far-fetched but my ex really does have quick reflexes. He was never charged with anything. Apparently no one else knew, not even his parents nor his best friend. Not sure why he told me and I'm not sure how much truth is his in story. He could've also just been trying to come across more badass than he necessarily needed to.

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#30

my friend who was a Latino woman told me that she was a Trump supporter.

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Liz Thomas 10 months ago

That’s horrific

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#31

my male co-worker told me multiple times that his favorite scene in QT's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is where a female assailant is being torched with a flamethrower by Leonard Decaprio's character. he gets really excited every time he mentions it.

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Had an old friend tell me that her older brother and his best friend molested her when she was about 3 or 4. Her mother knew about it. Punished her but not her brother.

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Liz Thomas 10 months ago

I hate parents who either do this stuff to their children or it happens to their children and they don’t care

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#33

Not horrifying but here it is. A former friend and his friend bought two NFL game tickets. Discovered they were for wheelchair use only. ( one support person and the person in a wheelchair ) Tried to return the tickets and was not allowed a refund.

They decided to borrow a wheelchair and attend the game anyway. Personally I decided to back away from the friendship.

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Justin Jones 1 year ago

If I had spent the money - then realized the mistake and tried to do the right thing only to be refused - I'd probably do the same thing. Decent NFL tickets start at around $350. Let the down votes begin :(

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#34

I was making conversation with a much older man on the bus, it started when the bus had slammed its breaks to avoid hitting something that was in the road. He casually mentioned he had just gotten out of prison a few days earlier and some dumbo next to us asked what he was in for. "Murder." Everyone that heard him ended up scooting away and leaving a 10 foot radius around him and I. Put me in an awkward situation. I was 19. I just kinda kept talking, ignoring the fact that I was talking to a recently released murderer.

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Khall Khall 1 year ago

Eh statistics say if you've met 100 people you've met someone responsible for taking another human life. I suspect anyone who is so blatant about it is being confrontational to face the shame/public scorn and maybe there's more to the story. People who maliciously hurt others hide it. Usually.

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#35

This kind of helpful post has never been seen. I'm appreciative of your help and hope to see more entries like this one in the future. I'm grateful, as always.

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