Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Embarrassing Injury You’ve Ever Gotten? (Closed)

I am very clumsy, and have a tendency to injure myself in embarrassing ways.

I got stabbed in the buttocks with a pencil. My daughter left some pencils on the sofa and we didn't notice. One short pencil slides between the couch cushions. I had the terrible habit of just dropping into any seat. I dropped onto the sofa. Right onto the pencil. It got stuck in my left cheek. Took me several tries to remove it as it was imbedded about 3 inches. I still have the scar. I don't drop when I sit and I never sit over the cracks of sofa cushions.

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9points

Moonerdizzle

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The time I tripped and fell over nothing (landing flat on my back knocking the wind out of me) in front of twenty plus people and they all stared at me whilst I lay on the ground and attempted to get my breath back for almost two minutes.

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6points

Meep :b

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I cut myself while opening a can of soup.

I tell people it's a snake bite.

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5points

Gay Doctor of Plague

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Not me but my husband. Was sitting at the table across from me (we were both studying so sitting quietly). He scratches his leg with is right hand and ‚krck‘ the tendon in his middle finger snapped. Told everyone he hurt himself moving stuff into the basement.

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3points

MarWol

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I was running down the hall, and pulled my shoulder towards my neck to prevent myself from hitting the wall… and consequently hit the opposite wall with the other shoulder. 😅

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3points

Radish The Rabbit

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Oh! I have the perfect story! I once tried to prove that it’s impossible to actually slip on a banana peel, well I guess I proved that theory wrong, and it happened to me a second time, but it was an accident though because I wasn’t looking where I stepped, and I slipped on a goddamn banana peel, but it still wasn’t funny. Maybe I shouldn’t jinx myself, because if I do, I’m bound to end up being hurt and extremely embarrassed by it.

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3points

Charlie Spring Fan (He/Him)

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Blow drying my bangs and stabbing myself in my eye with the round hairbrush scratching my cornea. Warranted a trip to the eye doctor and had to wear an eyepatch for two weeks. It happened years ago, but when I'm tired I can still feel the scratch on my cornea.

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Final score:

2points