Hey Pandas, What’s The Grossest Thing You’ve Accidentally Eaten? (Closed)

Share your grossest experience and let's see if there are any worse than that.

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my brother once ate his toenail because he thought it was string cheese

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Mike_the_nike

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Mr. COYS 1 year ago

What string cheese resembles a toenail?!

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When I was a boy my Mum used to drain the pineapple juice into a glass and I'd drink it (because I'm old so pineapples weren't super common). One day I opened the fridge, saw my glass in its usual place, assumed it was pineapple and drank it. Turned out it was a separated egg-white. (Although strictly speaking the grossest thing was a plum that the middle had maggots in which I didn't realise until I'd eaten half of it, but that doesn't make me out to be an idiot, merely unlucky, so the egg will do)

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VonBlade

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A Really Bored Panda 1 year ago

That reminds me of a joke. What’s worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm

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Well it wasn’t an accident, but I was convinced that the food I was eating was “Steak” not Tongue…

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Natasha

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Zacko 1 year ago

Lengua!! Tongue Tacos are really good

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Not me but my grandma on at least two separate occasions drank my dad's tobacco spit. He used coke cans and with kids running around she thought one of us had left it out...

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actaeon cross

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A red paper wasp. It's not like the wasp is gross itself, but man! The taste of it is absolutely hideous! Couldn't get rid of it for several hours.

I ate it by accident when it landed on my ice cream:(

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Paola Martz

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A raw McDonald’s chicken nugget. They put the nice looking sides of all of them facing me and I bit into it and it was completely raw.

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Creative_Octopus1

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Olivia The Cloud 1 year ago

Wow that is.. gross. And not only gross but dangerous

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An acorn. I ate it in 6th grade for 20 bucks. They lied to me and never paid me. I was so sad cause it tasted so bad. Also cause acorns are not good for human beings.

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Yeet_girl360

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

Depends on the species. During certain time periods in history, the acorns from white oak (quercus alba) was used as a coffee substitute. You can also grind them for flour, after removing the shells. Roast the acorns before using, and you're good to go.

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Well I don't think I actually ate it, but I put a slug in my mouth when I was like 2.
When I was around 15 I was staying at my grandparents and I was eating apples and oats when I thought I saw the oats moving. I suddenly saw hundreds of little weevils crawling around as the oats were probably years old. Safe to say I didn't finish...

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Sad Quokka

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Megan ️ ️ 1 year ago

Eww you started eating it?!??!?

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My mum once tricked us into eating canned octopus...

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The_Nicest_Misanthrope

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Yeet_girl360 1 year ago

Honestly I would try it if I got the chance.

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liquid intended for colonoscopy. I was alone at home and I measured the liquid by the liter so that it was the right amount. I drank half of it and wanted to throw up. I drank some more and vomited the liquid back into the measuring cup. I knew I wouldn't be able to get to the pharmacy to get more medicine, so I drank the medicine I threw up. Considering that I have eaten moldy bread and heated food in the microwave on a plate with (weed) ashes, it was the worst.

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LillieMean

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LillieMean (Submission author) 1 year ago

oh well! I meant that eating ash from a plate was the most disgusting experience.

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I don’t know what it was, but one time I was riding backseat in my parents car and eating pringles. I dropped one. I picked it up. Bit into it. As I said idk what it was… but it was not a Pringle 😭

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Mysteria

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Betta Fish 1 year ago

Oh no... this made me gag a little bit.

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#12

Baba Ghanoush. If I'd known it was eggplant (aubourgin), I'd never have put it in my mouth. Took two tongue brushings to cleanse the ick out of my mouth.

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A girl

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Yeet_girl360 1 year ago

My sister hates eggplant. She said she couldn't not gag at it after seeing me puke it up. I think I was four when she saw me throw it up. I feel bad because eggplant is one of my favorites.

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#13

A little bit of dog food. It was that stringy dried chicken stuff. I was eating a banana and dropped a piece, and thought the dog food was banana.

The worst part is that the cat door was right there, and the chickens would come in sometimes and eat the dog food. That piece had probably been in a chicken’s mouth

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