Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Thing You’ve Heard Someone Say?

Last year my grade started a quote book, and it got to almost fifty pages of chaos before the school found out about it and deleted it. So, I want to hear what y'all've heard!

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Was in Spanish class and we were presenting some posters we made, which we had to tell the class about entirely in spanish. This one kid stood up, was told he had to speak Spanish, panicked, and said "No español." In SPANISH class. I died.

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Imperial Guard

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Mine:

"I'm gay but I'd sleep with a guy for a baguette right now."

"Getting run over by a Wells Fargo employee is the most embarrassing way to die."

"The queen's dead? Are you talking about Beyonce or Nicki?"

"You look like the side character in a Wattpad fanfiction."

"May [vice principals name] find your Ao3 account."

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QueerAxolotls

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Bubblegum Witch 1 year ago

The last two babeeeeee 🤣

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Ok so some background, I have a bigger friend and she's really funny and stuff. So here's what happened

Why are you dealing to the right? That's not the way you do it. You have to go to the left.

And she was like "why is this bothering you so much???"

I said " it's my OCD"

She said " you have OCD and I have OBCD. It's basically the same thing so calme tf down. 🙄"

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That midget Jo :)

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My friend was taking a Spanish exam and she forgot the word for slippers (pantuflas), so she said "shoes of sleep" instead (zapatos de duerme). It was really funny in the moment and the teacher gave her full points.

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Bi the Way...

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"I'll just bring some Tobacco sauce."
This was me. I meant Tabasco sauce.

"Stop eating my shoes, Nick"

"Oh God, let us bless this holy chicken sandwich."

(Singing "We're gonna live on forever" by the Afters) "We're carnivores forever!"
"Do you mean, 'we're gonna live on forever'?"
"That makes more sense"

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Allydog57

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me
"you do NOT dip the tea in the biscuit" in angry british accent

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jordan (pineapple he/she)

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“ My mom doesn’t allow ripped jeans, i though she’d love them cuz she loves hol(e)y stuff.”
“ Shut the mint chocolate chip up.”
“ What in the Wattpad did you just say?”
“ shut the duck up.” “Quack”
“ what’s wrong with you?” “ a lot.”
“ I love you!” “that’s your fault”

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Bubblegum Witch

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