Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Speaking Typo You’ve Made? (Closed)

My own personal favorite is I was trying to explain something in Orchestra class, forgot the term “key signature” and said, “it changes from a 2-3 finger pattern to a 3-4 finger pattern.”

It was very funny. It was also a Monday.

This post may include affiliate links.

I was leaving the restaurant that my niece worked in having finished dinner. She walked me to the door, just then the owner walked up and she introduced me to him. After the normal pleasantries, he asked how dinner was…”Delicious was dinner” was my answer. He said “thanks Yoda”.

Report

Final score:

3points

Carol Bogdanowitz

POST

My friend and I were talking about how time works(like, how does it move? What is it?) and I tried to say “very profound” and it came out as “much wisdom”
I then corrected myself and said “WAIT NO I MEANT MUCH PROFOUNDNESS”
We had a good laugh at that

Report

Final score:

2points

AspenGalaxy

POST

Little Miss Betty 2 years ago

🤣

0points

(Got four shots and took headache and pain medicine. I was high I think. Or something.)
Me: Hey Friend how you are today.
Friend: What? Are you okay?
Me: Yo.
Me: I had to much feel better liquid.
Friend: ... Go back to bed.

Report

Final score:

2points

Sequoia door.

POST

I was talking to a girl in orchestra once and we were talking about our new seats.

I said "I kinda like my new seat because for the last concert I didn't have a music partner. No, partner music. Music stand."

There was a moment of silence and she said "Do you mean stand partner?"

Thank goodness the bell saved me just a second later.

Report

Final score:

2points

Black Pearl

POST

Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

Not me, my Dad. We brought home a female dog and Dad said we could not, no way keep her so we kept her. She shortly had a litter of puppies and they had house privileges. One night Dad got up to go to the bathroom and did not turn a light on. Suddenly he let out a howl that could have wakened the dead. Mom asked him what happened and he said , "I s--t and the g-d damn dog stepped in it!"

1point

Not me but my son. When he was three, we were leaving my sister-in-law’s house and he declared; “I’m going to take a little rat nap on our way home, mommy.” It still cracks me up to this day!!

Report

Final score:

2points

T.Milly

POST

I actually got detention over this, because it was “inappropriate and sexual.” I said, “this banana gets big and really comes to you” instead of “this book grows and really attaches to you” Can you guess what they thought I meant? Yeah, I’m not gonna say,

Report

Final score:

1point

Happi doggi (all pronouns)

POST

Happi doggi (all pronouns) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)

For context my English teacher wanted us to explain how the book grows. She’s weird ik but that’s normal English teacher. I also never went to detention because the school counselor was on duty. If you know what she did to me you know why.

1point