I unscrewed all of the salt and pepper shaker lids on the teacher’s table and snuck in the teacher’s lounge and got the coffee creamer I was a horrible kid

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Kaleb

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I taped my 7th grade teacher's favorite yard stick to the ceiling when he stepped out. Poor Teddy (the yardstick, not the teacher. yea, he named it)

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Rage of Aquarius

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I had an employee helping me clean stalls… let’s call her Pam. Pam was a tuff broad who took no bs if you know what I mean and I was always messing with her. (Sounds rude Ik but we were friends and it was mutual.) I knew she’d be on alert come April 1 so on that glorious day I pretended to already have been hard at work when she arrived. I pretended I was on the phone with a mutual friend having an emotional conversation very quietly. I didn’t say it but my side of the convo implied I was pregnant. This would have been very bad as I have some mega health issues and I’m on meds that would result in some serious probs. I said my imaginary goodbyes, sniffed a few times and waited. Along comes Pam. Are you ok? Are you really…? I burst into tears. I mean real tears!! Snot running down my face. Serious ugly crying. Pam grabs me and hugs me. It’ll be ok!! I’m blubbering. Finally. I took a deep breath. Wiped my eyes. Do you know the worst part? I ask with a quiver in my voice. She shakes her head no. Do you even know what today is!!?? Now she’s crying. It’s April fools!! Annnnddd I rannnnnn!!!

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Witchling

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I kept telling my co-worker not to park in our work garage with his convertible car top down, because “someone’s gonna pour a drink away in your car.” He kept doing it. I bought one of those fake spilled-coffee-with-cream things and placed it in the passenger’s seat of his car, one of the times he parked with the top down. I tucked my business card under it, so he’d know where it came from. It worked beautifully and he didn’t leave the top down again. That coffee cup made its way all around to the executives’ offices for the rest of the year.

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The Weird American

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Last week i got this scary bunny mask with led lights and every morning around 2 my brother comes to my bed. So i had the mask hanging at the end of the hallway by my room and when he got out of his room he let out this huge scream which woke both me and my parents. But now he doesnt come to my room..

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welly1738

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Not me but my ex. They worked on environmental testing and travelled a lot. They were constantly playing pranks on each other. Stuff like hiding dead fish or mayo in the truck. The best one was when they hooked up the porta potty on a trailer to one guy’s car, locked it and left for the weekend. He was so pissed. He had to go to his in-laws for dinner in his car with a porta potty hooked to it!

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Suz66

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I put uncooked noodles under the toilet seat so my sister would think she broke it, but it backfired just a bit. The noodles actually ended up falling into the toilet, and there were a few moments of panic in my house when everyone thought she was pooping dry noodles...

Also I once took a screenshot of my mom's home screen on her phone, made it the background, moved all her apps to another page and left the phone for her to look at. She restarted it 3 times before she asked what I did and I died laughing hearing how convinced she was that I broke her phone.

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Black Pearl

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I snuck to my brother’s alarm clock, and set it a minute behind every week, so he wouldn’t notice a huge change in time.
And a couple times, I set his alarms for every 5 minutes starting at 6 am
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Unnamed Hooman

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Not me, but a couple of friends of mine. We'll call them Pete and Rod and they were in our circle of good mates.

So, early on April 1st - about 6am - Pete rings Rod up and says 'Mate I've run out of petrol and I'm stuck at these services [30 miles away] and I forgot my wallet. I need your help!'.

Being the sterling mate that he is, Rod jumps out of bed, throws some clothes on and belts up the motorway to help his friend. When he arrives at the services there's no sign of Pete so Rod rings him up, thinking he got the wrong services. The response: 'APRIL FOOL!' There was some choice language and one or two threats but in the end everybody was howling with laughter. Who needs enemies when you've got mates like that?

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Scagsy

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