In honor of pride month please give me some gay jokes and memes. Nothing offensive please.

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Only Prey 🦖

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Jess-a-men
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Asexuals meanwhile can befriend anybody, which really helps with the world domination.

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I Keep Seeing This On Bp And It Cracks Me Up Every Dang Time

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Tried To Upload This Yesterday And My Computer Froze. Am I Going To Hell Now?

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I'm Kid A
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Careful BP, that's pretty risque there. We can almost make out a curse word.

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I Love It So Much Because Yeah, Me Being Straight Is In The Past

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It Be Like That Sometimes

It Be Like That Sometimes

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Crowsgoin*brrr*
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's me but on the opposite gender; sexuality; and availability; ... oh well I'm happy where I am now 💜

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My Bestie Sent This To Me After I Came Out🤣

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Silver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i'm not sure whether it means i can pay with vibes or be sold into slavery but what an exciting gamble it will be!!

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Does This Count?

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People Need To Stop With The "Funny" Jokes, Honestly

People Need To Stop With The "Funny" Jokes, Honestly

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know its not a joke, but some people say them as jokes and it needs to stop

EsuercVoltimand
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an asexual, I've been called frigid before. I didn't realise there was a word for what I was until I was maybe 21 or so. I was at Dragon Con with my friends in Atlanta, and I told my friend that I thought I was broken for not being attracted to anyone romantically or sexually. She stopped drinking for a sec and was like, "No, dumbass, you're asexual." (Mind you, she was dressed as Lumpy Space Princess from Adventure Time, and me in my New Vegas Veteran Ranger armor, so it made for an interesting scene) We went and got nachos after that.

Mario Contreras
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a bisexual, YES I AM GREEDY. People are my Pokémon… gotta catch them aaaalllll

Kitsune Nocturne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gender fluid here. Definitely have been accused of being indecisive, but also greedy for supposedly "wanting everything of all genders". It's not exactly fun, starting out feeling very strongly male, going out male-presenting, then suddenly feeling extremely female and feeling like I'm not presenting correctly. And for me, I switch multiple times per day. No matter what I wear, no matter how I choose to present, it's wrong. On top of that, the looks I get when people think they have me figured out and I suddenly behave differently are very isolating. It's not all awful, of course, but it's not like I'm choosing anything here. I'm not indecisive. I'm just in constant flux. As disconcerting as it might be for others to watch happen, it is 1000x more for me.

Istax
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what does "feeling female" mean? surely you don't think that being feminine = being a woman. boys can wear dresses, doesn't mean they're girls.

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Deborah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That bi one kept me in the cupboard for 30 years. I love that gay couples are more visible now and that we talk about numerous sexualities. I feel so validated and pleased for people who are less subjected to this. (I know it may not feel like it, but trust me life has evolved)

TheGayBanana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😅 this doesn’t apply to me. I have a secret crush on one of my friends.

Irene Fernández Moreau
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do straight girls always think I have a crush on them... Sweetie, i f****d your mom, not you, i have TASTE.

Jacob Dilworth
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does the last box say? The third column, bottom of row. No I don't need (...)

Istax
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yes, "transgender" people ARE confused. they're individuals who either don't adapt to stereotypes, e.g. a boy who likes the colour pink and thinks he's a girl because of course oNly GiRLs cAn LiKe tHe CoLoUr pInK, or they're pretending to be the opposite sex because it's the popular thing right now.

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Nonbeanie Problems

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I Had To Make This Because The Original Meme Wouldn't Fit

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Lewis Fisher Wells
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how is a bad cut yellow shirt overalls(bad ones (no pocket)) and HIKING BOOTS good style

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#33

Pride Flag?

Pride Flag?

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#34

I Actually Made This One, But It Tickled Me *laughs In Bi*

I Actually Made This One, But It Tickled Me *laughs In Bi*

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I Know It's Not Winter Or Anything But I Found This

I Know It's Not Winter Or Anything But I Found This

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I Made This Myself:)

I Made This Myself:)

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Lexipoo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those fingers are snapping my brains control of my own fingers

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I Have A Friend Who Has Lesbian Parents (Two Moms) And So Many People Keep Saying That " Your Moms Gay Hehehehhhjhgihgufyd" And She's Like "Yeah, They Are.." Fr Tho I Don't Understand Why Being Gay Is An Insult

I Have A Friend Who Has Lesbian Parents (Two Moms) And So Many People Keep Saying That " Your Moms Gay Hehehehhhjhgihgufyd" And She's Like "Yeah, They Are.." Fr Tho I Don't Understand Why Being Gay Is An Insult

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This Makes Switch Much More Awesome Now

This Makes Switch Much More Awesome Now

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ThePanInPanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me, silently adding 'carry around my Switch' to my List of Ways to Subtley Signal I'm Not Straight.

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People Fear Truth

People Fear Truth

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Genevieve
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

god why isnt there an OPENLY GAY PRINCESS THAT HAS TO GO THROUGH THE HARDSHIPS OF HOMOPHOBIA oh yeah, i remember now. conservatives.

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I Once Saw A Button That Said "Don't Come Out Of The Closet Unless You Have Something Fabulous To Wear!

I Once Saw A Button That Said "Don't Come Out Of The Closet Unless You Have Something Fabulous To Wear!

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#52

But A Few More Hoodies Would Do No Harm...

But A Few More Hoodies Would Do No Harm...

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Pizzagirl 91
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is buying other people clothes a thing? Sure, my mother bought me clothes when I was little, and she knits stuff for the children, but other than that?

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#53

At Least She Did Not Write „they‘Re“

At Least She Did Not Write „they‘Re“

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El Dee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They/them has ALWAYS been used when we don't know which gender to apply. I really DON'T get why we use he/she. It might be needed in a medical setting but NOT when I order pizza delivery..

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#54

Except The Danish

Except The Danish

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LadyPiehole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Replace Danish with Dutch and it's like a quote from Nigel Powers. "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

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This Is The Dumb Stuff My Gfs Brother Sends Me

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" Subtle "

" Subtle "

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Couldn’t Fit It Up-Right, Sorry

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#58

This Is Why We Don’t Let Straight People Design Pride Merch

This Is Why We Don’t Let Straight People Design Pride Merch

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LadyPiehole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This gives the vibes of those scripts written by a bot, after it was forced to watch a ton of movies.

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If This Is Offensive Tell Me In The Comments And I'll See About Deleting It

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Queerios
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL no that's funny! And I say this as a gay person lol. I've heard a similar joke: "what's it called when a gay person commits arson? LGBBQ" :)

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A Non-Binary Animal Crossing Meme

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Stumbled Across This Gem Whilst Eating Cake Because Cake Is Awesome 24/7

Stumbled Across This Gem Whilst Eating Cake Because Cake Is Awesome 24/7

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