Let's celebrate pride month by sharing the funniest (NON-OFFENSIVE) LGBTQ+ jokes we have!

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#1

I once heard my friend say “ let’s get one thing straight, I’m not” 😂

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#2

The A in LGBTQIA+ stands for Allstar by Smash Mouth.
Wanna know where I heard that?
SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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-logansucrose- (he/him)
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#3

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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#4

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? (single) - What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? (a lickaloto'puss)

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Rage of Aquarius
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#5

Having gay parents must be horrible. You either get the double amount of dad jokes or you’re stuck in an infinite loop of “go ask your mom”.

I’ve been asking people what LGBTQ+ means - nobody’s given me a straight answer.

Are you a Mr or a Ms?
I’m a dr.
But are you a man or a woman?
I’m a scientist.
No, what’s is your pants?
Physics.

I hope you enjoyed these! Please do tell me if they were offensive in some way, I really don’t want to offend somebody!

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elysse
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you a boy or a girl? I'm a villain. But what gender are you? Evil. Yeah, but what's in your pants? DOOM.

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#6

So I vape and I was having a friend pick up some juice for me and he asked what kind I want. I told him “something fruity like me”

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