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#1

In front of her entire family: 'Can I take your cherry?'

I was referring to black cherry on top of her desert!

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Donkey boi
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#2

“Are you interested in being gay?”
I mean, it worked.

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Bastian S.
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#3

Finally works up enough courage:

"Hi, I'm hhthfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"....

Avoids her for 3 months.

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ZuluIsraeliAmnesiac
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#4

It wasn't something I said necessarily, but for some reason I sent him a f*****g panda emoji over text because it had been a couple days since we talked and I didn't know what to do. So I sent. A. Panda.

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Black Pearl
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#5

I said “is this your first time doing arson? Coz you set my heart on fire”

My friend told me the pickup line and after I said it I almost died lol

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Yakisoba
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#6

I was trying to impress her with a lot of meaningless knowledge.
I looked the fool.
I'm not that smart.

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J Rob
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#7

"I could stay up talking to you all night but I have school tomorrow."

For context we go to the same school. And I literally just admitted that I really liked talking to him. Ugh. Really hope he didn't pick up on that...

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Deutschland Mädchen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he did, he probably wouldn’t say anything or think it was just in his head. Or at least, that’s what I would think.

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#8

"I'm gonna have to tell everyone that you got her pregnant. It's the only way to piss her off.

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Rage of Aquarius
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#9

i was trying to send him the sad emoji cuz his dog died and instead i accidentally clicked the laughing Memoji and after clearing it up and saying it was an accident and stuff, i deleted all the memojis and avoided them for 2 weeks

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Sweetie Cake️‍
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