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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

Or that world had a glass dome around it

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#2

That Jet streams are toxic chemicals released from planes by the US government

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8points

Frankthetank

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Trisha Howson 2 years ago

This, my husband still believes this

4points

#3

That the war in the Ukraine was fake and was nothing more than a ploy to distract everyone from being aware the statistics on the covid vaccines were being released. This person’s spouse is running for senate too. I’ll be the first to the polls for obvious reasons.

Final score:

7points

Virginia Schwartz

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BadCat 2 years ago

That one angered me so much. People still say this c**p.

7points

#4

Trump win the election

Final score:

7points

RafCo (he/him/ele)

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RafCo (he/him) (Submission author) 2 years ago

Really, this probably should just be, any words that have ever dribbled from his mouth, like the filth that spills over from a clogged toilet.

7points

#5

-Marilyn Manson was the cause of Columbine
-All mass shootings and other tragedies are false flags and the victims were really just crisis actors
-The astronauts from the Challenger and Columbia disasters are still alive

Final score:

7points

Sarah Brown

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Amber Kaul 2 years ago

RIP to those astronauts but honestly i kinda wish they were still alive and didn't have to suffer that terrible fate

2points

#6

The Sandy Hook school shooting was staged and had hired actors.

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7points

Sarah Williams

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Amy Taylor 2 years ago

"Crisis actors" ugh... as someone who works in filmmaking, this is such a load of b******t.

5points

#7

Finland doesn't exist. It has a whole reddit. I just... *sigh*

Final score:

6points

Remi (He/Him)

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Sarah Brown 2 years ago

Seriously!? That's insane 😂😂

6points

#8

Here are a two of the best I heard working with a guy several years ago.

If you don't have a will by the age of seven, then the government (US) declares you legally dead and you become what is known as a "straw man" with no rights other than to pay off the huge debt that the US owes to China.

The US is not the US as we know it, but really a corporation and every government entity is a corporation, but the good news is there's a group called The Restored United States Government that you can buy special license plates from and no cop will touch you. They're made of cheap plastic and look like a ransom note sent by a serial killer. (No lie, this guy dropped like $500 on one and drove around with it for a month until an ex-cop told him he'd go to jail for using them.)

Final score:

5points

Billy Harrelson

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Hagen Radcliffe 2 years ago

I’ve never heard these two, but… Ding Ding Ding! These are freakin winners!

5points

#9

That 5G helps spread COVID.... What a load of total bullcr**

Final score:

5points

Sharkyra

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#10

I have a couple. One, Elvis is still alive. Two, the first moon landing was fake. Three, the government killed JFK, Four, COVID was made by the media, and finally the COVID vaccine is fake and the government is using it to plant trackers inside us.

Final score:

5points

Toast

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Sarah Brown 2 years ago

I've heard people say Elvis is still alive because his tombstone spells his middle name wrong? 😂

5points

#11

Politicians and billionaires are lizard aliens in disguise and that the Earth is being monitored and controlled by aliens, and that women are being used as experimental incubators.

Final score:

5points

BadCat

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Josh Cutts 2 years ago

I came here just to make sure the lizard people were represented, thanks. Lol

5points

#12

one of my brothers watched this youtube video where it says that the titanic was sunk by the kraken.

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Final score:

4points

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Doggo 2 years ago

Yeah it was the kraken wearing an iceberg costume for Halloween

5points

#13

That Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and her stunt double or something took her place. Honestly, I don’t think it’s stupid but it seems believable? Idk

Final score:

3points

Elyce

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Hagen Radcliffe 2 years ago

Um, hello? She & Paul McCartney are”livin” together on a special gov. Island with Elvis, JFK AND Jr., Diana & all sorts of special not dead famous people. Watch the news sometime! Sheesh.

3points

#14

That we all are dead and we're just witnessing our lives flashing by.

Final score:

2points

Maddy Panda

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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

Let's say, for the purposes of argument, that this were indeed true. Would it matter? In some ways, it accurately describes the world we live in. After all, our death is certain, so we can can be said to be in the state of dying from the moment we are born. And, so if we take the perspective of viewing our existence from our only certainties, we are either experiencing our life moving from its beginning, or experiencing our life moving towards its eventuality. They are effectively the same thing, just from different angles.

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#15

No so much a conspiracy theory, but more of a fun mental experiment. If we can develop an accurate and realistic simulation of the universe, populated with AI people, animals, etc. Then we would be able to duplicate that simulation into multiple servers, replicating and manufacturing as much as we want. Shortly after this event happens, we'd have more instances of the manufactured universe, than the real universe. So, when we achieve this level of sophisticated simulation, the likelihood that we exist in the real universe drops significantly as a ratio of real to artificial worlds. Furthermore, there may be a time when the AI people, develop begin to evolve technologically, and they also achieve the ability to develop accurate simulations of their universes. In which case, we may already be inside one such simulated existence. It could be argued that the Heisenberg uncertainty principle and quantum wave functions are example of a server only rendering the information necessary to convincingly simulate a universe. In the same way that your video games only render the images which are currently on the screen, our universe only "renders" the phenomena which are actually being observed.

If you are a high undergrad right now, this will blow your mind. Then you'll order two large pizzas and two liters of coke and feel better about it.

Final score:

2points

RafCo (he/him/ele)

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BadCat 2 years ago

There's already theories about the universe being an AI simulation.

4points

#16

All that stuff about secret Nazi bases.
Like in Antarctica, on the moon, inside the hollow earth.

And yeah, while I'm at it: the hollow earth c**p

Final score:

2points

der sebbl

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#17

My nephew once told me that AIDS was all fake. It was created by the government so that no one would investigate breast cancer. When I told him that it wasn't true, he exploded and stomped off. My brother then said, "I whish you wouldn't do that." Me, "What tell him the truth?"