Hey Pandas, What’s The Darkest Thing You’ve Ever Thought? (Closed)

Hopefully, this doesn’t become too dark. Hopefully, but I know it won’t.

So, you know how beheadings were a popular menthol of execution because the person died the minute the blade fell? Well, I read somewhere that that is wrong, you can retain consciousness up to four seconds after the deed. So which part of the body would still be able to feel for those four seconds? Your head or your torso? I’d always imagined it would be the torso, suddenly blind and deaf and fading to darkness as blood pours out your neck. However, the brain is the head of the five senses, so you may feel your head hit the ground and roll away. (Sorry for the graphic imagery, I’m just trying to make sense)

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Emmie Jensen 3 years ago

...this is actually quite interesting to think about...

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If someone died in their house alone, with no friends nearby or family members, how long would it take anyone to notice/find them?

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Nova

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Muff_Fluff 3 years ago

I always wondered if I was locked in my bathroom dead, how long it would take for people to open the door.

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I believe the darkest thing I've ever thought was "if I die tonight, would anyone care?"
The answer is yes. I was in the middle of a philosophical argument with myself debating whether or not to commit suicide. Clearly, I decided against such a drastic course of action. "Lord, give me a reason to live" is also another one from the same night. He did. I do believe I'm stronger after that whole debacle, and I haven't had anything like that for months now.

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Raven DeathShade

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Muff_Fluff 3 years ago

Philosophical arguments with yourself are the worst.

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How quickly would a baby die if you put a baby in resin? I actually wanted to do this to my sister for a day because she was ugly.

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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Juan Hernandez 3 years ago

That is a very good question 🧐 u got me thinking now

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i thought about how it would be to rip someone's backbone from their back and stab them with it. my friend approved.

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SciencePandaTheSecond

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Elektra Holt 3 years ago

I can just hear the ripping sounds in my mind-

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That the world has reached so many tipping points beyond which it will never recover and my grandchildren and great grandchildren will live in misery.

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Samsāra Tigër 3 years ago

Exactly THIS!

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If I run into a school with a bomb but tell everyone to get out would I be the hero or the villain

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Ethan Longworth 3 years ago

Villan

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What would be the easiest way to kill myself

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mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

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echotheroyal (Submission author) 3 years ago

I've also thought about murder

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I'm pretty sure that every deplorable act mankind could commit has crossed my mind at some point. But as you are hoping it doesn't get too dark, I will refrain from details of the details.
Most of my thoughts are spontaneous, violent acts, such as stabbing people in the face with whatever is in my hand. Wondering how long it would take to kill the person I'm talking to with a rolled up newspaper.
On the rare occasion I'm on public transport, I always picturing it crashing or falling off an elevated roadway. I imagine what a bloody mess of twisted and broken bodies would be left.

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Ethan Longworth 3 years ago

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Sometimes I wonder whether two different people would have two distinct tastes, specifically in blood and eyeballs.

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My darkest thought was that suicide was the answer. I was in such a dark place. My only saving grace, that thought was so logical and right, when nothing else registered and it scared me so badly I went to hospital.

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Julie Cruden

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All the possible ways I could wish someone (won’t say who) to stop existing without grief or guilt being caused

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Joanna 3 years ago

It's you, isn't it?

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I made it very clear to my wife if our oldest beagle doesn’t stop barking we are going to have Beagle steaks for dinner. She definitely needs barbecue sauce, meat’s a little tough and surprisingly gamy too but I enjoyed it. I’ll let my wife know after her dessert. I’ll post the recipe for you all.

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Muff_Fluff 3 years ago

I’m not sure if this is a joke?

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If i could pull of one of the brutal cod coldwar takedowns, for example one of them is where you stab them in the back of the head then shoot them in the face.

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If I died on a trip, would anyone notice at all? Would anyone care when they found out? If I ate a person, would they be able to trace the murder or would they think it was a missing case? Could I frame someone for murder... But the person murdered is me and I could commit suicide and get the person I hate 2nd most in trouble?

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Samsāra Tigër 3 years ago

The darkest things I have ever thought about are: 1. If I committed suicide, would anyone care? Would I be a laughing stock? Would my family feel relieved? 2. Would anyone care to remember me?

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Angela Allen Simms 3 years ago

When I was 10 yrs into my nursing career as a burn ICU RN. My Asst Mgr was a full fledged bitch and she was racist as f#*k. This was the time when crack was raging. I'd bought my first house and she wanted me to work on the day I closed on my house. PISSED ME OFF!! So I was GOING to pay a crack addict to beat here up! I was so serious and had a plan. My posse talked me out off it. So I quit my job and move to California. Have thrived here and never looked back. Truthfully, I was okay wearing orange to teach her a lesson.

Hey Pandas, What’s The Darkest Thing You’ve Ever Thought? (Closed)

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