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Everyone's parents have said something that's been surprising, to put it mildly. What's yours?
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#1
In the heat of the argument, they said they'd disown me. They apologized soon after. It wasn't such a big deal, but really crazy.
Final score:
2points
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#2
I asked my mom if i was adopted and she said yes we found you in a trash can. BUT my aunt told me the whole story on how my mom was on her phone during labor. So i dont know if im adopted..
Final score:
2points
MusicalCatTroll 3 years ago
Chinese parents be like 👍 Btw on the first time my mom says I’m from a trash can and the second time she says she gave birth to me. Every time. 😂
#3
Mental illness isn't real.
My parents are great people, but as someone with anxiety that hurt.
Final score:
2points
#5
My mom: "Don't worry, it was just a little guy and his head is stuck in your porch"
This was was preceded by my son (6 at the time) running in the house and yelling "Momma I pet a possum!" In my mum's defense, she was on ambien at the time.
Final score:
0points
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