Hey Pandas, Whats The Biggest Lie You Told Your Parents? (Closed)

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I didn't tell childine someone was murdered, I was 11

Before you downvote, I was suicidal, depressed had autism, ADHD and other mental health issues.

I thought that getting police here at my house would give me the opportunity to tell someone.

I told them I didn't, because I was scared to go to juvinille prison, I admitted to it and spent 3 months in a child assylum, I'm 13 now I've learnt my lesson and I'm receiving help

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Art Tomboy

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sam puckett 3 years ago

Why would i downvote!? But good for you for getting help! I havent told my parents about my issues because i dont want then worrying about me with all going on that they are worrying about. Also cuz im getting better

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I tell them that I’m not failing any classes and school is going fine 🥲

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jessica's chemistry teacher

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Chillace 3 years ago

same

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That i slept well
That im doing fine
That i think im perfectly mentally capable of success
That im having a wonderful time
That im not crying because im stressed, i just yawned.
That im happy
That i love myself for who i am
That im perfectly capable of loving myself
That i have higher self esteem than anyone

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sam puckett

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Anonymousplease 3 years ago

I hope things get better, remember you do t have to do well at everything. Also, doing part of the work is better than not doing any. If you can't love yourself yet, give yourself one compliment, it is better than none. If you can't be completely happy, do one thing that make should a little bit happier, it better than nothing .

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That the scratches on my arm were from my dog... they were actually from a pair of scissors...

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4points

Katie :)

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Mari 3 years ago

Don't hurt yourself please!

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!TW!
I told my mum that I had only self-harmed once... haha
She also asked me if I was suicidal and I told her no, I wasn’t
In reality I’ve self-harmed roughly 30 times and attempted suicide about 15 times, but she doesn’t need to know that.

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elloelloello

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weird_art_freak 3 years ago

if you need a hug im here.

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i turn in me work

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bon bon purple boi

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Sista of the moon 3 years ago

Looooooool wait till ya get to middle school, young child

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I lied to my parents and the doctor in the test to make sure you aren't suicidal. I said my anxiety want bad, it didn't impact my life, ice never been suicidal, and I've never thought about how to die. So lots of lies at once

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2points

Anonymousplease

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sam puckett 3 years ago

I've never felt suicidal but i have thought about hurting myself and have done it roughly 10 times in the past year

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That I'm a girl.
That I sleep at night.
That I am dysphoria free.
That I'm asexual.
That I eat.

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2points

basically_bill_cipher

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Harrison Miller 3 years ago

If you need a hug im here : )

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I convinced my parents that I don't smoke.
In fact I occasionally smoked since I was 14 and regularly since 17.
I'm 30 now and finally managed to quit.
Although I'm pretty sure they found out at some point, we never talked about it.

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Xottel

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sam puckett 3 years ago

Well thats good! Smoking is bad

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That when I was the one who farted, I blamed it on the dog twice and both times they believed me.

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Non-Bananary hooman

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

I do the opposite. When the dog farts I say it was me and it makes the wife happy (My wife thinks it weird that most of the time my farts don't smell).

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#11

that im fine,

im fine now but then i wast

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saltyseasalt

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Anonymousplease 3 years ago

Me too

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#12

I have no parents anymore but when I did
I am happy
I don’t cut
I would never do drugs
I’m ok
I trust u
I could never kill myself

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Juan Hernandez

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weird_art_freak 3 years ago

from now im giving out hugs. people if you need someone to talk to im here

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#13

not my parents but my theology teacher. so he was taking all the phones and i lied to him and left my phone at home just so i can look at snapchat or whatever.

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