A priest, a usher, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."

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Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)

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Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscan

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pfeils wife

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Chicken and frog go to the library, chicken says, “book, book, book “ frog says “ read it, read it, read it “

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7points

Peppy

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

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7points

Panda Boi

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

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7points

Richard Graham

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today I learned that Dove chocolate tastes better than their soap. they must have had an off day

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Ikey Solomon

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When I came out as gay I said “dad I’m gay” and he said “HI GAY I. DAD HAHAHAHA” kill me

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gay_potato

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What is a white drunken Chinese Rhinoceros? An albino wino Sino Rhino.

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Richard Graham

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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who ran into a bra?

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4points

Captain Awesome

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I didn't know that football players were so intense for 25 cents. I wonder who stole it since the other players kept saying "GET THE QUARTERBACK!"

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Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)

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I saw a post where, apparently, a woman gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital. The husband suggested a name and they agreed on it.

The kid's name is Carson.

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Epsilon (he/him)

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him

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Cello Pam

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My son asked to me to explain what happens during an eclipse. I said, "no son".

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Geoff Pearce

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

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Darth Vader had another daughter. What was her name?

Ella.

Ella Vader.

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Ross “Sarcastic Dad”

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What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta

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𝐸𝒶𝓇𝓉𝒽_𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓇

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I was wondering why the ball got bigger and bigger the closer it got. And then it hit me.

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3points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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A blind man walks into a bar... and a chair... and a door...

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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Then kid down the street used to build sand castles with his grandpa, but his grandmother took away the urn.

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The wee giant

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Y'all had some funny dads. The only jokes I remember r back from when we were poor n he would "joke" abt framing his suicide as an accident so that me, my brother, n disabled mother would get his inheiritance n then like we'd all just not rlly get it bc we were very young then

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

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A rabbi, a muslim and a christian walk into a bar. The bartender says: "is this some kind of joke?"

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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Dunno if that counts... but i was watching the new Avatar series on netflix with my old man. When Aang called for Appa, and he came from the ice, my father said " So thats the Appatar?"

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Mr.Li

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What did one fly say to the other fly?
Is this stool taken?

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OneOrbit

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What do you call two black birds that are stuck together?
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Vel-crows.

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Khavrinen

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What does James Bond do before bed? He goes under cover!

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TotallyNOTAFox

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