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Hey Pandas, What’s The Best Comeback You’ve Ever Heard Or Said? (Closed)

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Don't know about you Pandas, but personally, I have dealt with many insults in my life—from being bullied about my haircut to being teased because people thought I was plain stupid. Of course, now I’ve gotten past that, and to be honest, I want to inspire other people to be able to do the same.

Therefore, I'd like to hear about the times you heard someone being teased or you were teased yourself and thought of the smartest thing to say. Share your stories down below!

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#1

This didn't come from me, it was my little sister's story. We live in a Trailer park, very crucial to the story. Anyways He was bragging about how his shoes were $250 and talking crap about my little sister's clothes and shoes. She was NOT having it. She turns to him and says " if your shoes cost so much, then why are you living in a trailer? Shouldn't you be living in an actual house?" And the kid glares at her and starts picking on another kid... the kid kicked him in the balls.

Final score:

101points

Aubryanna Walker

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

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#2

A college friend was super tall and she always got asked, “You’re tall! Do you play basketball?”

Her response was, “You’re short! Do you play miniature golf?” 😂😂🤣🤣💀

Final score:

78points

Raine Soo 4 years ago (edited)

This one is great! Don't mind if I borrow it.

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#3

Not My Quote, Its sorta a comeback

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed
~William Shakespear

Final score:

62points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

Dang, Shakepear!

25points

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#4

My friend has to deal with this spoiled girl at school who joined the fashion police in 4th grade and this girl goes out of her way to find my friend just so she can tell her that her hoodie doesn't match her hair or eyes and that it was very unflattering. My friend says " You know, ----, you wouldn't look too bad in glasses. I think you need some because you keep mistaking people for mirrors."

Final score:

61points

Sarina Greenhaven

Suki-Chan 4 years ago

Holy-

28points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

I actually used this before! I thought I came up with this!!!!

9points

German Rottweiler#16 4 years ago

this was awesome!!

8points

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

This is good. I need to use this.

6points

Siddy Das 4 years ago

AHAHAHAHA

5points

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

YASSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN

4points

Katie-the_Dancer-_⚔💄🩰🍙♟♠ 4 years ago

Savage. Love it!

2points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

"well pull your hoodie over your face"

2points

Skyyy 4 years ago

woww that’s good

1point

Erihapeti Swampwitch 4 years ago

💗

1point

Jon S. 4 years ago

Burn, I love it!

1point

Katie-the_Dancer-_⚔💄🩰🍙♟♠ 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

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#5

I envy people who haven't met you

Final score:

61points

Delancey 4 years ago

I'm crying at all of these

16points

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#6

This was said by Alexander Hamilton to Thomas Jefferson:
"There are approximately 1010300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly explain how much I want to hit you with a chair."
Sadly wasn't in the musical lol

Final score:

60points

Half-Jewish-Doggo

Joseph Rychetsky 4 years ago

Omg Hamilton the savage

27points

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#7

In elementary, this girl would look at my friends and I and roll her eyes, we were a grade higher than her, and a bit less mature, anywho, one day it just got too annoying. She rolls her eyes, and I said, you may find a brain back there you little shi*.
I was deemed the best a**hole of the day, well, in her book.

Final score:

57points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago (edited)

HOLY MOONS, I applaud you!!!! Seriously, this need to be higher!!!!! Oh my fricking moons!!

26points

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#8

There was also this one classmate who was trying to be amusing during a group project, by gnawing at a computer. No idea why. But he'd been asked to stop multiple times until another kid in my group was like, "hey, can u help out?" So I was like, "Hey Name, If your so hungry then eat a knuckle sandwich. I'll make it for you myself."

Final score:

51points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)

Why did you downvote me? If I did anything then I apologise.

30points

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#9

Do you realise that you're the human equivalent of a participation award?

Final score:

50points

Delancey 4 years ago

nice

9points

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#10

In middle school there was this guy who was a certified b*tch. He always terribly made fun of me and my friends, for things like grades and being thin. After a month I had had enough. When he came around and did his usual thing. I said this time “Why do you think you are better than us?” He said “You are girls and not smart or pretty, I have a 94 grade point average, listen and weep”. I smiled and replied “I have a 97 grace point average. Maybe you should aspire to be like a girl.”

Final score:

49points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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#11

So there was this one guy at my lunch table who was rambling on about how trump was the best and how Biden did such terrible things. One day my friend just turned to him and said “Bro how lonely is that single f*cking brain cell in your head?” That was the best moment of the week.

Final score:

44points

Joseph Rychetsky

Larkyn Blue 4 years ago

i wonder if brain cells can get lonely?...

14points

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#12

Lady Astor: If was married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.

Winston Churchill: If I was married to you, I'd drink it.

Final score:

44points

Isadora Delgado

kate h 4 years ago

The greatest comeback of all time.

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#13

I found this on my brothers phone:

Why play hard to get when you're already hard to want?

Final score:

43points

Delancey 4 years ago

Did he send it to someone or get it sent to him?

20points

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#14

(didn't happen to me or anyone i know, i saw it on the internet somewhere:)

some racist old lady told a pair of Korean men to speak English, and without missing a beat one of them said "OOOO i want a nice cup of TEA look at me i'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST"

i doubt it actually happened, but it's still funny

Final score:

42points

Infinite Dragon 4 years ago

that's hilarious!

10points

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#15

Whoever told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice

Final score:

38points

Isaac Kim 4 years ago

oooOoooOoOOOooof

10points

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#16

If someone ever says "f*ck you" to me, I like to respond with "f*ck me yourself, you coward."

Final score:

38points

Wesley Boylan 4 years ago

I'm saving this one ;)

10points

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#17

It was me, I was arguing with this asshole and I said, “I’d slap you, but I don’t want to get arrested for animal abuse.”

Final score:

36points

Aragorn II Elessar

Delancey 4 years ago

oh dear thats good

12points

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#18

We were playing DnD, and we came across a place called the Mere of Dead Men. The DM told us that it would be perilous trying to get through, as many men had died in it.
The only girl in our group yelled, "I AM NO MAN!"
Not sure if it counts as a comeback but it sure was funny.

Final score:

34points

KombatBunni 4 years ago

One for us girls :) I hope she kicked a$$

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#19

You look like a before picture

Final score:

33points

Joseph Rychetsky 4 years ago

Oooooooooooof

10points

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#20

if people say your weird say: i'm not weird;i just fall outside your exceptional narrow view of the world

Final score:

33points

(っ◔◡◔)っ im a domestic weeb

Exotic Panda 4 years ago

YES. NOTED. i litteraly wrote this down.

12points

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#21

Someone once told me nobody would want to have sex with me because I was a feminist and called them out on their misogyny.

Joke's on you, I'm asexual.

Final score:

31points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago (edited)

XD! Yas!

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#22

Got in an argument with this really dumb kid in my class. I got fed up with her stupidity and said "Excuse me- Is your @$$ jealous of the crap coming out of your mouth?"
She then proceeded to roll her eyes, but didn't say anything else.

Final score:

29points

Steve The Stomper

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

I've used that before! Well, without the cussing.

16points

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#23

this girl in my old class was just saying a lot of rude things about me and it was getting annoying so I interrupted her and said I'm sorry if I wanted a bitch, I would have gotten a dog. that shut her up for the rest of the year.

Final score:

28points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

SLAYYYYYY

7points

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#24

Once talking about an ex friend who was a major douche. Told my other friend "Ya know, I'd call him a pig, but that'd be insulting to pig-kind. Because not even an animal who rolls around in a mixture of their own shit and mud would want to be anything like him." Sorry to those of you who like pigs, don't kill me please! 😅

Final score:

27points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

XD!!! that's awesome!!!

14points

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#25

-Your opinion is so invalid that even Blurryface doesn’t care what you think (don’t know who first said this but I love it)

-We’re Homo sapiens not hetero sapiens (in response to homophobic comments)

-Steve Jobs would make a better president than Donald Trump, but that’s comparing apples to oranges

Final score:

27points

Harlø-Banditø

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

highhhherrrrr upppp pllllllsssss

11points

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#26

a friend told me about this one, it was a group of first graders insulting each other, then one said "well, your not a nice person!" which earned a collective "oooh," from the group around them. oh, the innocence of first graders.

Final score:

27points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago (edited)

- 2 innocence

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#27

It's not mine but I like it:"Are you really stupid, or are you just pretending?"

Final score:

26points

Emilingo 4 years ago

Just pretending. Then I wait to the climax to blow their minds.

8points

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#28

Mom vs Sister
Sister: Your mom is stupid
Mom: Well your mom is ugly and stupid.
Sister: You are my mom
Mom: Utter Realization.....
Mom: To Che

Final score:

25points

Nela Rothenbach 4 years ago

Touché?

39points

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#29

Just this week my friend told this one guy who kept looking at us like we were a disease and was body shaming us that “I would say your life is a joke but jokes have meaning.” That shut him up quick

Final score:

25points

Joseph Rychetsky

Exotic Panda 4 years ago

XD

5points

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#30

This one's a weird one, but we're not allowed to swear at school. So in one Spanish lesson, can't remember the rule, but it went something like this:
Words that are feminine and plural end in "as".
So I called my mate (jokingly, we are always insulting each other) feminine plural, coz I wasn't allowed to say ass. Lol now the entire year group are calling each other feminine plural, the teachers have no idea what it means🤣😂🤣😂

Final score:

24points

Blinding_Darkness

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

okay, I think this is funny

11points

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#31

My brothers were fighting once and my mom pulled the classic ẗreat others like you want to be treated" so the older brother told her that the younger brother treats him like shit so he's just returning the favor. She had no argument for that.

Final score:

23points

Stack o' Pancakes

Larkyn Blue 4 years ago

noice 👌

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#32

This kid in my class was being a jerk to me, so I was all like, "Keep it up if you want a papaya shoved up your nose... Your nostrils are so colossal, it just might fit"

Final score:

23points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings

Larkyn Blue 4 years ago

OOF

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#33

I'd call you a dumbass, but that would be rude to ass's

Final score:

21points

Delancey 4 years ago

lol

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#34

Once had a friend of mine that got fed up with someone else asserting themselves into his affairs. So he played the long game...

Told this guy he had a great idea for a financial endeavor that he thought this other guy would be an amazing fit to manage. The dude bought it, hook, line and sinker. So my buddy took this guy with him to the bank (there's one in the complex we work in) and they both sat down and applied for a small business loan. In from of the clerk and everyone else, when asked "Will it be both of you applying for this loan?" my friend replied "Nope, just him. I figured I would help him out starting a small business so he could mind his own instead of mine."

Final score:

20points

Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago

Went through all that just to say those words XD

16points

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#35

(That 70s show!)

Laurie: You better watch your back

Jackie: Really? Because you should stop spending so much time on yours.

Kelso: BURN

Final score:

20points

Im.in.wonderland

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago (edited)

Love that show!!! I was born in the 60's and lived it. You could have a whole series of articles listing all of their hilarious burns.

1point

#36

Sorry for so much text.
One of my friends saw a comeback online and used it on a very annoying girl who kept on calling him ugly.
He said,
"Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside."

A roast that I have said ( you might have heard of this before)
"I would prefer a battle of wits but it appears you are unarmed."
Sorry for so much text.

Final score:

19points

CATMONSTER2018 (Submission author) 4 years ago

meow

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#37

I was wearing cat-ear headphones on the bus once. Some girl got all snarky about it.

Her: Ugh, gosh darn anime people.

Me: I— you’re literally wearing a naruto shirt

It was infuriating. Apparently, she didn’t know it was anime

Final score:

19points

Harlø-Banditø

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

Who tf even says "gosh darn" anymore?!

12points

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#38

Eating dinner with my family my dad was teasing my mum about her past boyfriends and asked her "what happened to the short ugly one?" and without missing a beat I responded "oh, she married that one".

Final score:

19points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

thumbs up!

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#39

So last night at work I had a migraine and diarrhea of the mouth. You know those days. Me (a female) and 4 guy co-worker friends of mine were hanging out and this car goes tearing out of the parking lot :
Guy one: Oh yea you're cool
Guy Two: Sounds like my lawn mower (all laugh)
Me: (without thinking) Sounds like a tiny dick.

All lost it and started cracking up. Also no offense to Mustang owners. I don't even mind a loud muffler as long as it' a muscle sound not an import sound on a muscle car.

Final score:

18points

eezycheezes101 4 years ago

"sounds like a tiny d**k" made me laugh so hard

6points

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#40

this isn't really a comeback, but i love it

I had to deal with a really mean girl in school. She went out of her way to make fun of my rapping skills. One day she said that I'm not a rapper so stop. I looked at my BFF and she started to beat-box. I then said,

" Talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'
I really don't care so stop on pissin'
Do u really ur the boss of me? oh wow
Ur just jealous cause u don't have the know how
*bell rings*
Oh did u hear that its time for class
But before u go, F*ck of my ass!"

Final score:

18points

Andrea Serrano Morales 4 years ago

bro, this is actually good

13points

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#41

once there was a girl who hated me and my friends she was telling me about how i dress like a 4 year old and i said "well at least i don't dress like a pros*itute but i guess you got it from your mom." i was in the 3rd grade.

Final score:

18points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago (edited)

YOU WERE A COOL M**********R!

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#42

Once, playing DnD, one of the players casted "Shocking Grasp", one of the spells they had cast multiple times.

I replied..
"How shocking."

Left my character to 3 hp from pun damage.

Final score:

17points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

Beautiful!

11points

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#43

I heard this one the other day at the mall a girl was apparently talking to a now ex-bf and after he begged her to take him back she said “ Honey I don’t know what your thinking but this isn’t Toy Story 3 I’m not giving my toys to the less fortunate it, your just dirty and used, I’m throwing you in the trash” then she walked off like the queen she was.

Final score:

16points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

WOW! SLLLLLAYYYY!!!

2points

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#44

did you break a mirror today? You just made me blind with disgust

Final score:

15points

IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

A girl at school made fun of me because I was having a bad hair day. I just told her to keep away from mirrors if she didn't want 7 years bad luck. By the time she'd figured out what I meant I'd walked away.

7points

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#45

I was in a school bathroom when a girl was doing her makeup in the mirror to stall going to class, and i said, "we are supposed to be in class not doing makeup" "she responded with, " Hey, at least cover up that disgusting face of yours before going out" and I said " isnt that what you're doing?"

Final score:

14points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

bounce back bdoing

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#46

Well I just had a great comeback or just general statement to some rude comments regarding the Trans Woman’s article here on boredpanda. There were people saying how she wasn’t a woman and that she isn’t valid and here was my response:

I understand that everyone has a right to their own opinion but when your opinion is as valid as the s**t that comes out of your ass then I think maybe you should reevaluate your so called opinion. This woman is VALID!! Idc what anyone else says she is a woman and she is amazing and quite f*****g frankly she is hot as s**t so with that being said if you have nothing nice to say don’t f*****g comment!!!!!!! #MICDROP

Final score:

13points

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

👏👏👏

5points

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#47

" My father will hear about this" Draco Malfoy

Final score:

13points

Newsies forever!!

Yes, I’m a Bookworm 4 years ago

Harry Potter! Bookworms, unite!

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#48

Ran into an ex at a night club he was being all creepyq. My friend and I were leaving to go to another club and he grabbed my hand and said "What are you doing later tonight?". My response was "Not you!", and walked out. 20 years ago and it still feels good.

Final score:

13points

OpalTheRainwing <3 4 years ago

Sent twice :)

2points

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#49

I was having a usually sibling fight when my older sister decided to try out the "you're adopted" scandal followed by "whoops i spilled the beans".

To which I laughed and said, "Thank God, for a second i was scared that i was related to you", her face after that is something i will never forget.

Final score:

13points

Emilingo 4 years ago

I love this.

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#50

not mine but from an eps. of Buffy which could be adapted for individual situations .... just replace slayer & tailor to your own.

"Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron."

Final score:

12points

BoredDragon 4 years ago

Oh ha!

2points

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#51

(Don't know if this counts but) 8th Grade. Kid comes up to me and starts talkin' smack about how my friends and I are slow and that he could beat us in any race or event, how we are "slower than turtles because those f*ckers are slow as hell". This is track season mind you so we had plenty of opportunities to prove him wrong... Right before a 200-meter dash and he is in the lineup with myself and 2 other of the supposed slow people, the gun goes off, we run it all out. My friends and I got top 3 and the guy was last. Just to really rub it in we say, "Turtles are slow? I think the animal you are looking for is the tortoise, we were the hare, just not cocky and a lying piece of sh*t.

Final score:

12points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

thumbs up. never speak until its over.

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#52

I blush really easy and I'm really white so it shows up really bright. I was in HS and this guy kept joking around to make me blush. I was and to an extent still back a comebacks so I went to one of the girls I was friends with and asked for help. She was a genius. 1st class the next week:

Him - Flirty in appropriate sexual comment.
Me - Wanna Screw?
Him - Wh...what?!
Half of the class - What?! (Friend silently dying in her seat)
Him - What did you just say?!
Me - I asked I'd you wanna Screw?
Insert him blushing like mad looking dumbstruck, half the class going, half the class still not believing they heard right.
Me - What's wrong with you? Do you want the screw or not? *I hold up a 2 inch screw I had gotten from my shop class.*

The teacher had to leave the room she was laughing so hard. The entire highschool found out ( it was a K-12 school so very small highschool). I gave her credit then, I still give her credit today. He left me alone after that but it was AWESOME!

Only one I have besides that was when one of my cousins came over while I was visiting my Aunt. Haven't seen him in ages and he looked as me and goes 'Hey cuz, whaddya know?'. I looked at him and deadpanned 'I know a lot you're gonna hafta narrow that down a bit'. I've never seen that man speechless before.

Final score:

12points

Roadkill The Brave

Pansexual-Pancake 4 years ago

why the downvotes?

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#53

hmmmm........ I would say the best come back i've heard was in Amoung us. Two people where fighting and one of them said ¨ And thats why ur dad left you for me love ¨ They got banned after saying that though because the owner of the game left and the other person they was fighting with was the owner now. I had a good laugh though

Final score:

11points

A U T O P H O B I A

Red (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)

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#54

After hitting someone on the arm with a book, "OMG, I am so sorry, my book slipped, I was aiming for your head, silly me."

Next time,"OOPS! I thought I had a hammer, turns out it was just a book, at least I got the head right? My aim is terrible, all I see is a butt."

Final score:

11points

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

Throw a book at someones face and say "I FACEBOOKED YOU!!!"

16points

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#55

When my boyfriend's mum tutted at something he'd done, so my boyfriend said to his dog, "You're my friend, aren't you?"
Boyfriend's mum immediately came back with, "yeah, but he eats poo."

Final score:

11points

IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago

I would just say "well that's the difference between you and the dog, s**t goes INTO his mouth."

9points

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#56

Seen on a t-shirt --- Girl speaking to a super obnoxious pest of a guy who wouldn't take a polite no for an answer : "If your dick and your brain were as large as your mouth, then.... maybe."

Final score:

11points

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

OMG!!! 😅🤣😂 If Only I'd Known This One When I Was Younger And Always Being Harassed!!!

3points

#57

This is an example of a terrible comeback. This teacher for band told this girl on french horn that she was too loud. Her comeback was... "At least I don't look like you." We were all like girl what the heck?

Final score:

11points

Calvin Cozad 4 years ago

It’s a French horn ITS A LOUD INSTRUMENT

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#58

I heard this story but I was not in any way shape or form involved in it

This teacher was talking about whales in class and said that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human whole and this girl said "What about Jonah?" the teacher said "Well we can't exactly ask him now can we," and the girl replied when I get to heaven, I'll ask him," and the teacher said "what if he went to hell?" and the girl said, "Well then you can ask him."

Final score:

11points

Emilingo 4 years ago

Jonah fell in headfirst. swandive.

4points

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#59

One time my sister and I were fighting and she threw in a little, "You're Adopted!" and I immediately responded to that with "Well At Least They Wanted Me, But They're Stuck With You Now!"

Final score:

11points

BoredDragon 4 years ago

Oop-

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#60

'You're just a child!'
'Well, you're just a teenager.'

Thank you A:TLA 😌

Final score:

10points

Noelle (he/fae/xe)

HissyFitzz 4 years ago

atla is such a great show! :333

4points

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#61

Once, a colleague of mine, who was also a young mum, discovered she was a little younger than me (like 2 years).

She proceeded to tease me about it, and tell me how, at her age, she had more experience than me professionally.

My comeback:
"Well at least when I was your age, I wasn't changing diapers!"

Final score:

10points

Raven 4 years ago

thats kinda mean....

2points

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#62

'If I wanted shit from you I'd squeeze your head.'

A%20Mormon%20Friend Report

Final score:

10points

Lucia Coleman 4 years ago

DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU

0points

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#63

I made one and its like: Sorry, *digs hand in pocket* it seems I ran out of fucks to give about this conversation but I might have a couple of pennies in my bag you can use to save up to buy a new personality because I doubt anybody would like to exchange yours.

Final score:

10points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

if im messing around with someone and they want to insult me(messing around) I would say to them" oh yeah i was walking into work and i found this in the street" i would then search all my pockets and then pull out the middle finger.

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#64

In my twenties I would frequent a local college bar often and would often see the same people. One evening I overhear a "bro" call me a slut..welp, I had to just tell him "I'm a bitch, not a slut because a slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone but you". I haven't been able to live that shining moment down. My friends still retell the story.

Final score:

10points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

LMFAO. well done

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#65

well i just broke up with someone he was like have a nice life im like as long as i never see or hear from you again i will after that he said something and i kept on making him sound stupid then i blocked him

Final score:

9points

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#66

this isn't really a comeback, but i love it

I had to deal with a really mean girl in school. She went out of her way to make fun of my rapping skills. One day she said that I'm not a rapper so stop. I looked at my BFF and she started to beat-box. I then said,

" Talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'
I really don't care so stop on pissin'
Do u really think ur the boss of me? oh wow
Ur just jealous cause u don't have the know how
*bell rings*
Oh did u hear that its time for class
But before u go, F*ck of my ass!

Final score:

9points

Phoenix (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)

this one

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#67

"Thou loggerheaded long-tongued hedge-pig!"

-Shakespeare

Final score:

9points

starsailor (they/he)

Saphira 4 years ago

I love using old timey insults on people

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#68

When my aunt died at 40 i didn't went to school because it was awfull. I was back to school the saturday of her ceremony (i live in France, we had saturday school at morning, and my mum who was a teacher thought that it was better to return to scool that day because it was sport and technology). The technology teacher teased me the entire class(you lost your boyfriend it is cool...don't be sad....). I was brave, then he sayed "you are going to do an intership to be a hairdresser?" because i was pulling aside the mermaid hair of my friend..... "NO SIR, I WILL DO A TECHNOLOGY INTERNSHIP TO BECOME A TOTAL IDIOT" . I don't have an once of regreat in myself, it was well deserved.

Final score:

9points

cassiushumanmother

averageperson 4 years ago

I'm so sorry about your aunt but that comeback is AWESOME!!!

2points

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#69

I posted a nice photo of my mom from when she was a model in her younger days. Some mouth breather commented "I just ****** *** to this". I responded: "Thank you for taking 30 seconds out of your day."

Final score:

9points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

these people are just muppets!

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#70

Ran into an ex at a night club he was being all creepyq. My friend and I were leaving to go to another club and he grabbed my hand and said "What are you doing later tonight?". My response was "Not you!", and walked out.

Final score:

9points

Isabella Vega 4 years ago

Yass queen

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#71

My friend and I were in town years ago, when she saw a girl who lived on her street. This girl was always with a group of friends and always took great pleasure of taking anybody down with her mean comments and relished the pleasure of having her entourage to back her up. She was also one of these girls who always had a boyfriend. My friend had never had one at this stage (we were all teenagers at the time) and this girl for no reason said to my friend "aw still not got a boyfriend? Well I guess you better get used to it, after all they're too busy going out with me." My friend looked crestfallen so I just said so loudly so every one could hear, "Of course all boys will go out with her. You see, most boys love a bargain and keeping things simple, so rather than go out with someone classy and and worth so much more like you, they go out with someone cheap and easy like her." Even the girl's little gang laughed as her face went bright red. Best of all it made my friend smile.

Final score:

9points

IlovemydogShilo

Emilingo 4 years ago

that's amazing. gotta keep that.

5points

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#72

I said something body-shaming and about how weird I was and my best friend said “ people that are different or just better than everyone else.” - Scarlett 2020 😂

Final score:

8points

moonstone_plays

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

I don't mind insults, as long as there is no body-shaming. Body-shaming can be reeeaaaalyyyy bad. Trust me. I speak from experience.

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#73

I know my rights and you should know them too.

Final score:

8points

Aj Grimes (he/him)

pansexualandproud 4 years ago

noice, that's a saying we should all live by

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#74

So there was this guy that had the locker next to mine but he had a mirror in his locker and always checked it between classes, so I asked him about it and he said in a mean way, " To see how I look!" and I said If you wanna see yourself just lift up a horse's tail! His face was so red! LOL XD

Final score:

8points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

that was a bit horse. lol

4points

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#75

Doing karaoke with some girls from school in eighth grade and this girl sings the song 'Hello'. Afterwards says: "Wow I didn't know I knew all the right words!" So badly wanted to say, "Too bad you didn't know the notes."

Final score:

8points

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

Good for you, holding your tongue. For most, it's so hard to get up in front of people, period. Especially teens, you could have given her a life-long complex. I still won't do it 40yrs after kids teased me because my voice sounded weird (from nerves) when I got tricked into addressing the entire school at an assembly.

10points

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#76

Does a physical response count? Well my BFF who live in Texas is a third-degree black belt. This guy was making fun of her for how thin she was. She proceeded to warn him about not making fun of people. He continued. She broke his leg.

Final score:

8points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

oooffff. Maybe he will be more careful on what he is saying.

7points

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#77

Ok well it's not a comeback, but my friend asked me if I wanted a sucker and I said "No, I don't wanna sucker I wanna suck you."
I thought I said it in my head...

Final score:

7points

Joseph Rychetsky 4 years ago (edited)

Ruh roh

6points

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#78

a simple and straight forward

fuck off

Final score:

7points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

yep. straight forward. not got time for other words

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#79

Oh we were doing Shakespeare in class, our teacher made a PowerPoint all about Shakespearean insults (they're all really good) one of them was HAGSEED. It was so funny. I guess it's because witches were a big thing around then, and were often called hags. I guess the seed means child, so 'child of a witch' maybe? HAGSEED sounds funny ho, I use it wayy too much. Lol 🤣

Final score:

7points

Blinding_Darkness

Lucia Coleman 4 years ago

once i was on a bike ride and i heard the happy birthday song. THEN A ICE-CREAM TRUCK PLAYING THE HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG STARTS CHASING ME AT FULL SPEED AND I ZOOM AWAY AS FAST AS I CAN, SCREAMING THE WHOLE WAY!

1point

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#80

Did you know that when you go outside it’s considered littering? -me

Final score:

7points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

XD Why doesn't this have more upvotes?

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#81

An a**hole in my class made fun of me for being short. I'm taller than him, and I replied accordingly. He never talked to me again.

Final score:

7points

Exotic Panda 4 years ago

wow. he be stupid (the guy that called u short not u)

1point

#82

“I do desire we may be better strangers.” - Shakespeare

Final score:

7points

Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

YES! I love Shakespeare's comebacks. "Polite" put downs, then the double take from the deserving "victim"

4points

#83

Once insulted a friend as a joke, and he responded with; "Oh Yeah? Well, you're so unlikeable that NationWide isn't on your side." Kudos to that guy.

Final score:

7points

#84

But, did I ask?

Final score:

6points

Anne Wood 4 years ago

No.

0points

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#85

All throughout Elementary School this kid called me toaster (Literally just cuz he didn't know my name eventually my dad scared the sh*t outta him tho and he stopped but it was still a joke between us) So one day He goes "Sup' Toaster" and me knowing he probably had a crush on me or something cuz thats how middle school boys act, said "Oh Hey Toaster Pastry" And he looked at me and goes "Don't those go inside-" And I just stood there watching as his face got super red and he just kinda walked away. we were still friends tho. Later he even admitted that he probably would have had a crush on me if my dad hadn't scared him so bad. Which i'm glad he didnt like me. Since I couldn't like him.

Final score:

6points

Idk Katniss Potter 4 years ago

Yasssss, love this one!

7points

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#86

Whenever someone starts complaining about something stupid, I say, “here’s the problem, it’s not my problem”.

Final score:

6points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

like it

4points

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#87

Not so exciting but: My brother casually talking and saying something is awful.
Me: Your awful

We do this all the time, I just casually roast him while he is talking to me. Not good roasts mind you.

Final score:

6points

Idk Katniss Potter

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

potatoes?

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#88

Had a person go on an angry tirade at me. Just said, "Do you feel better now?" Smiled kindly and walked away.

Final score:

6points

Isabella Vega 4 years ago

Kill em with kindness

4points

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#89

Not mine, but a quote from a book:

"If you thought I was an a**hole at 5 years old, think of what a fantastic b**ch I am now."
Also, not sure if it counts as a comeback, but still.

Final score:

5points

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

Mermaids and dragons?? That sound suspiciously close to me... I LIVE FOR MERMAIDS. AND DRAGONS. SERIOUSLY.

5points

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#90

Some asked why I didn't like there sex. I said

"Who wants to date you?"

They had no reply. #Mr.lonely

Final score:

5points

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#91

There are 10, 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 particles in the universe that we can observe...
Your momma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!

Final score:

5points

semelina pitrone 4 years ago

Nerds will rule the world someday. It's them that invented the phone that your life revolves around.

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#92

I was admin of my college whatsapp group and like any local/national leader, me and my fellow admins were supported and sleazed a lot. There were times, people randomly added me into a group so they could curse me. The reason for that was my anti sleazing/abusing code, so anyone who abused in group,i will temporarily kick them out. They could ask for an invite again in a week or so.But usually they will dm me with all their abuses, so i banned them permanently from my account.So there was this newbie who joined the group and started using Fs, Ns and MFs. I asked him to stop. He was like "Ke kar lega" or what can you do? My co admin replied.. "He will do that thing after which you will dm him with abusive rubbish, and he will block you with a laughing emoji" i.e For this stupid shit, he will be temporarily kicked, but he will backfire and get permanently banned.
He shut up and never used these words again in course of 3 years.

Final score:

5points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

i play clash of clans and i had a noob join. he started giving abuse to one of my member so i kicked him. Then i preceded to follow him to any other clan he joined and and gave all the leaders a heads up what he was like. i got him kicked from about 6 different clans. I think he gave up in the end and switched off.

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#93

One more from my whatsapp group. Apparently *i will f*** your mom* or i did it, is a very common abuse here. But it is very abrasive as well. So one day, these two guys were sqabbling i will... Your mom, i will...your sister. My coadmin got the report, and before kicking them out said, "ask your grandmother who your grandpa was?"
We still laugh at this one, even today though that admin was kicked by teachers himself later on.

Final score:

5points

#94

One girl tells me: "You're so fat you don't even need to wear belts." Lift my shirt up enough for her to see I am wearing a belt. "You're not wearing a belt." I don't know why she thought weight had anything to do with belts though.

Final score:

5points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

some people can be right horrible

6points

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#95

When someone’s excuse is that someone else told them to do something
“(Name) can go snort a bucket of worms for all I care”
Also any other WoF comeback or insult, like “go suck a lime”

Final score:

5points

Yes, I’m a Bookworm (she/they)

OpalTheRainwing <3 4 years ago

Yesss WOFFRR

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#96

Hi King Leonidas here. Back in the day this stroppy bloke popped by saying something about ‘If you don’t surrender, yadda yadda yadda’. So, I just said ‘IF!’. Still makes me chuckle every time. Oh, I also kicked that bloke down a flipping deep well.

Final score:

5points

Billy The Kid 4 years ago

well that went well then.

3points

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#97

when people call me motherf**ker my response is "yep your right i am. as i do have kids so i must be"

Final score:

5points

Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

OH S**T BILLY!

1point

#98

Freind: "That's such an old roast!"
Me: "Well I cant belive you still get roasted by that since you consider it as a "roast""

Final score:

5points

Jing Gu (Submission author) 4 years ago

hi

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#99

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outsmart you. I've worn dresses that have higher IQ's than you.

Final score:

5points

aestheticaly_angelic 4 years ago

shep

2points

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#100

So my pfp on on of my social medias is an angry emoji😡😡and one of my friend was like, raven, no offense but when i look at ur pfp it makes me think ur mad ALL of the time.'
so i said: 'well ur pfp is a picture of you so i guess that ugliness is permanent'.

Final score:

5points

Jing Gu 4 years ago

wow....

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#101

I'm watching "What's Up, Doc?" starring Barbara Streisand...

B.S. (seductively): "Has anyone ever told you that you are very, very handsome?"
Jerk: "Well, actually, no."
B.S. (w/attitude): "And they never will."

Final score:

5points

#102

Well, first of all, the worst comeback EVER is killing 'them' with kindness. "I couldn't be happier right now. For the first time in my life, a girl told me that she loves me." Someone replies with " Aren't moms great?"... I'm just like daaaannnnng ROTFLMAO. Someone says "When I die, I want my epitaph to read: "Mistakes were made" " Someone replies with " Wasn't that already on your birth certificate?"... Okay i got a couple more... "Maybe it's not about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something new..." Someone replies with " That's why you have a little brother" and last but not least " Single (noun) A man who makes jokes about women in kitchens" reply-"Stupid (adjective) Women who think single is a noun." Okay sorry I have one more... " This song does things to me that my girlfriend can't do." "that's because this song is real, while your girlfriend isn't."

Final score:

5points

Your.New.Husband

Joseph Rychetsky 4 years ago

These are good! I wish I had another account to upvote this again

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#103

literally everything said on twitter that has been featured in a bored panda article.

Final score:

4points

#104

Several years ago i met an American family visiting Brugges (Belgium) and we had a little talk. On a moment the son of the American family said: without us Americans we would all speak german in Europe (funny, because i am actually German but live in Belgium). And my wife replied, as kind as she can be: without us Europeans, Asians and Africans there would not be any Americans.

Final score:

4points

#105

This was kind of a double punch in the face to me.

"No one like me" -Me
"That is the most true thing I have ever heard you say" -Kid sitting next to me.

Final score:

4points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

oh no. I'm sorry, but I kinda laughed.....

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#106

I was going into a local village post office/shop and there were several boys standing outside, being loud and obnoxious and making comments to older folks going in. They were young 12-14, seemed harmless, but some of the older folks passing seemed nervous.
After thinking quickly, I approached the shop and the most vocal boys started making loud comments at me.
I look at him and said "Oh dear, have you gone off your meds?"
He said "What! What do you mean meds."
I said " ’Your medication’, nothing to be ashamed of lots of people your age need to take medication to control themselves." I looked at his friends and told them "to take him home as him mom needed to give him more medication now."
His friends started laughing hysterically. The boys kept insisting he didn't take any medication.
I said “Yes dear, whatever you say but you may need to go home and take more now." I smiled at him and went into the shop.
That ended the adult-baiting for the day and everyone got a laugh, even the boy I talked to was laughing when I left the shop.

Final score:

4points

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

Great Job! You defused the bullying (especially of the elderly) with humor & saved the day.

2points

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#107

So onetime my sister and I were arguing. She decided to say, well your adopted, trying to be mean. My response was, well at least they wanted me.

Final score:

4points

semelina pitrone 4 years ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2points

#108

A few years ago, I moved from South America to the Netherlands, and although I love this country and people are simply amazing; sometimes I could get ‘jokes’ about cultural differences.

Usually, Dutch people have sandwiches for lunch, which I found nice and practical. However, in my country, we typically eat a warm meal.

During my first week at the office, I decided to bring some food from my country. While I was warming up my food, an ex-colleague who wanted to be ‘funny’ commented: What’s that? Is that from your country? It looks like dog food.

And I replied: Well, it looks like that cause I prepared it with your local ingredients.

Although I’m not extremely proud of my reaction, he never commented back.

Final score:

3points

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

Well. he asked for it so don't feel badly. He was rude.

4points

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#109

Well once there was this girl who thought she was better than everybody. Wrote a poem about depression. I wish I'd said "Thanks now let me rewrite it legibly then you can see what happiness looks like."

Final score:

2points

Emilingo (Submission author) 4 years ago

Ouch to the downvotes.

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#110

My brothers and sisters and I were sitting around bullshitting and throwing out insults with each other, one brother made a joke about my sister selling herself on the street corner. My other brother said that because of her age she would have to have a half price sale. Then I said "How do you split a quarter in half?" and if looks could kill, this would be a memorial to me.

Final score:

2points

#111

"Are you just talking to your reflection or....?" Mine, in response to insult

"Haha, that's funny! I was going to say the same thing about you!" A movie, I guess it doesn't count but I thought it was a good one.

Final score:

2points

Creepie Clownie

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#112

So one time I was in debate, I was on the cat team (no offense dog lovers ) then I said "sometimes you misunderstand cats" then the dog team said, "That's cause they are hard to read, and therefore, dogs are better than cats." Then my friend said, "No that's just cause you are stupid."

Final score:

2points

semelina pitrone 4 years ago

Sometimes the truth hurts, honey.

2points

#113

One time this super annoying guy in my class LEGIT ASKED ME, "Is there such a thing as 0.1???" So my comeback was, "Yes, and there's also such a thing as stupid people, and I'm looking at one right now. Everyone started laughing and basically treating me like a savage queen the rest of the day. It was EPIC

Final score:

2points

Pansexual Froggo

#114

so, I said something to my little sister and she responded, "I know you are but what am I?"
I said back to her, "bad at comebacks."
not the best one ever but I'm proud of it.

Final score:

2points

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#115

This isn’t really a come back but it’s funny
A guy I hated told me this.
Him:Look knows ur keyboard... it says u and I together
Me: underneath it says jk
He got the line from a popular meme, unlucky for him, I had seen the meme also, 😂

Final score:

2points

#116

Someone told me that I was ugly but I told her back that I was not a mirror that shut her up for the rest of the school year

Final score:

2points

#117

We were driving with my dad and he had to merge with traffic really quick (it wasn’t his fault it’s just how the freeway was built). He kind of cuts this lady off and she drove past us and gave my dad the finger. He just smiled and waved as we drove off laughing.
FYI — she was driving a little car and we were in a Ford F-250. It just made it funnier.

Final score:

2points

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#118

A friend was being mean, and he said what he though and how important that was..
I kept quiet till he finished,.. and then told him ""Thinking does not look good on you, please dont do that again...and i walked away

Final score:

2points

#119

Anytime Zendaya disses me

Final score:

1point

TheRealTomHolland

Joseph8338 4 years ago

hello

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#120

To your question..
"I am not a panda.. I am a BEAR! ".
(Add lazy panda to hulk level panda animation.)

Final score:

1point

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

huh?

3points

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I love reading, writing, and learning things that will never help me. I also spend my time researching different animals and climate change. I also am the BIGGEST NERD when it comes to sea creatures. I am also totes head over heels for Keefe Sencen

Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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Red 4 years ago

Quick question how does one make a Ask pandas post?

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Kadi (Post author) 4 years ago

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Marcia Cash 4 years ago

A simple "Thank you for your criticism." is always effective

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Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

And a little Shakespearean, too, Marcia. "Polite" rebuttal, "victim's double take. I love it.

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Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I try to stick with the classics. Like " oh yeah? " and " f%#k you" . Unless you count the ones I think of hours later.

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Makayla Rhodes 3 years ago

When I was in 5th grade I got bullied pretty badly. At lunch we had sit with or class and I was always one of the last people to the table because we sat in alphabetical order. Anyway that meant everyday I spend my lunch sitting next to the people who bullied me. One time I was a little late to lunch because I had to use the bathroom. When is sat down the leader of the group said, “ oh look at the wanna be cool kid” to which I replied, “ you are not a cool kid. Cool kids are nice and don’t bring other people down. Trust me if I wanted to be a cool kid by your standards, I wouldn’t be here.” The rest of lunch they continued to make fun of me but it didn’t bother me as much because I could tell what I said impacted them a little and they weren’t as harsh. The next day one of the m comes over and says I was right and he felt sorry for what he said

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shado 4 years ago

I've always hated those people that demand a quick answer when you really don't have one - and they make a big deal of it, often with insulting remarks - but I always like to watch someone's gears grind to a halt when they come up against something that makes no sense whatever: "the underlying syntax has a parallel equation that hyphens back to a bi-lateral contherium"

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Podunkus 4 years ago

These qualify, so have fun and give them a try some day! E74D3ADD-8...f0e7c.jpeg

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Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

ahaha its at 69 replies rn

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Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

Haha these were funny. If you guys don't mind I'm gonna borrow some of these, they're really good 😀

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CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

.__. sure, i mean, you could take all of them and nobody would really care. cant exactly "own" a roast.

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Red 4 years ago

Quick question how does one make a Ask pandas post?

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Kadi (Post author) 4 years ago

Screenshot...0e08b5.png

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Marcia Cash 4 years ago

A simple "Thank you for your criticism." is always effective

2points

Tammy Rawdon 4 years ago

And a little Shakespearean, too, Marcia. "Polite" rebuttal, "victim's double take. I love it.

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Kenny Kulbiski 4 years ago

I try to stick with the classics. Like " oh yeah? " and " f%#k you" . Unless you count the ones I think of hours later.

2points

Makayla Rhodes 3 years ago

When I was in 5th grade I got bullied pretty badly. At lunch we had sit with or class and I was always one of the last people to the table because we sat in alphabetical order. Anyway that meant everyday I spend my lunch sitting next to the people who bullied me. One time I was a little late to lunch because I had to use the bathroom. When is sat down the leader of the group said, “ oh look at the wanna be cool kid” to which I replied, “ you are not a cool kid. Cool kids are nice and don’t bring other people down. Trust me if I wanted to be a cool kid by your standards, I wouldn’t be here.” The rest of lunch they continued to make fun of me but it didn’t bother me as much because I could tell what I said impacted them a little and they weren’t as harsh. The next day one of the m comes over and says I was right and he felt sorry for what he said

1point

shado 4 years ago

I've always hated those people that demand a quick answer when you really don't have one - and they make a big deal of it, often with insulting remarks - but I always like to watch someone's gears grind to a halt when they come up against something that makes no sense whatever: "the underlying syntax has a parallel equation that hyphens back to a bi-lateral contherium"

1point

Podunkus 4 years ago

These qualify, so have fun and give them a try some day! E74D3ADD-8...f0e7c.jpeg

1point

Adam Rindegård 4 years ago

ahaha its at 69 replies rn

1point

Blinding_Darkness 4 years ago

Haha these were funny. If you guys don't mind I'm gonna borrow some of these, they're really good 😀

1point

CATMONSTER2018 4 years ago

.__. sure, i mean, you could take all of them and nobody would really care. cant exactly "own" a roast.

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