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Hey Pandas, What’s Something You’ll Never Tell Your Parents?

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#1

That I have a TikTok account

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Phoenix 2 years ago

Lol same

2points

#2

How I actually set my living room rug on fire when I was 15. It was a small fire, was able to put it out quickly, but it was DEFINITELY noticeable. I told my mom I had lit some candles and knocked them over by accident. Not really the best lie, but I was young and my mom was coming home very soon! She was understanding, she was just glad I wasnt hurt. But what ACTUALLY happened was I was lightning the notes my ex boyfriend gave me on fire as some dumb 'cleansing' ritual. I did light candles, but what I left out was how I had put a pot that I put the notes in, poured nail polish remover on them, and then threw in a match. Well surprise! Big flame, I got startled and knocked it over when I jumped up. I know if I told her now, she wouldn't get mad...but I don't know if I want her to know how stupid her daughter was haha. 😔

Final score:

2points

Bisexual_idiot 2 years ago

wow!

2points

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Rokas works as a Community Manager for Bored Panda. A creative at heart (and written on his Bachelor's diploma), Rokas spends his days making up stuff - whether it's creative storytelling, photography or video projects. On weekends you'll find him drinking a bit too much coffee, hosting game nights with his friends or just re-watching Friends for the 5th time.

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Susan Abbott 2 years ago

hi @bisexual_idiot! it closed before i can add my submissions so imma add it here, smh. that im bisexual and i have a crush on two girls.................................................................i know, its horrible

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Susan Abbott 2 years ago

hi @bisexual_idiot! it closed before i can add my submissions so imma add it here, smh. that im bisexual and i have a crush on two girls.................................................................i know, its horrible

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