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Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Find Hilarious But You Shouldn’t? (Closed)

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#1

people face planting

Final score:

3points

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#2

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhkPnJYBdvg bread in a washing machine 👍

Final score:

2points

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#3

i like to trip people i hate and they're none the wiser

Final score:

1point

Invisigoth (xe/xem)

#4

Falling down. I will ask if you're ok, after I laugh my a** off. Especially falling upstairs

Final score:

1point

#5

Uh…

It’s a really awful sense of humor to have, but anytime I’m in rehearsal for a musical or dance performance, I can barely hold in laughter when someone’s voice cracks, or if the music glitches, or something like that. I know it’s mean to laugh at others’ failures, I just don’t know how to help it.

And, one time, my dad made a weird joke.

He was talking to a guy, and the guy said he moved from his old town. Ok. He said the town was a little too “sleepy.” My dad then replied with “ah, yeah, it is better to be woke, huh?” And that just… agh. Lol

Final score:

0points

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#6

So, today there was a gender reveal party at on of my neighbours, so to really p**s them off whilst I was showering I started playing First Death by TK from Ling tosite sigure (if you've listened to it you will know how hard to listen to this song is) and then once I got out of the shower I blasted death metal (hope they liked 'The Devils' by Belphegor) to top the cake of extreme music. So anyways, I don't care how many times people downvote me for trolling this family but I think it as revenge for forcing a gender onto their child. P.S. if you're worried about their children knowing how to swear from this, they already do, repeatedly.

Final score:

-1point

That Goth Demon (zey/zem)

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem)

Yes. I am not emo anymore. I changed to goth because of the toxic stereotypes and gatekeepers of being emo. Also, I need to embrace my *even weirder side* so yeah, I'm a goth now! I have got a female emo cut. My pronouns are zey/zem (I am a non-binary demon-human), please respect my pronouns, I am lesbian. I get crushes on fictional characters occasionally and rlly like emo cuts on ppl (they look good). I respect furries and any form of religion (though do not try to preach to me or convert me, I am a firm atheist). I like researching demons from the Christian religion and have a demon teddy named Belphegor. I like death metal and love the band Belphegor. I LOVE hanging out with weirdos who accept me for being goth. Lol heres the funny part. Even tho I am rlly weird I socialise with basically EVERYONE and most ppl like me. AND NOW FINALLY: thank you to freakingbee (they/them), Dark Pearl, Sad Quokka, TheWeirdoBean, Percabeth Forever (she/her), the_harbringer_of_doom[s/t/h], Mr Old School Cool, ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠 (WiggleJiggle) they/them, ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘, Namaa bh, Ed Likes Cake, 𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪, 𝖁𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑, Aroace Tiger (she/they/he), nae nae <3 (she/her) TheNerdyGeek🤓, ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝕊𝕙𝕖/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞), Maeve Hamilton, *Confused Screaming*, Chloe Barnes, Shinobu- Kocho, Demon_wolf_dragon_fox, I_dont_know_what_to_say_here, fair_weather_rose (she/they), 𖤐 a m y 𖤐, Hi_Im_Steve, Epsilon, Your Neighbourhood Alien, Atlas, One direction addict, possesedcat101 (she/her), ReallyConfusedAboutEverything, A gay cat man (he/him and Tré/Tré), Randi (she/they/he), 𖤐 a m y 𖤐 (idk why there is two, they are both the exact same, someone pls explain), Adam Hassouna and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for following me! I have followed them all. Rip @a fruity dream of delusion, Ur in our hearts 🖤🖤🖤 Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ.If you think a comment I have posted is horrible, please downvote me, I respect your decision but do not be a dïck abt spellings bcs sometimes I get them wrong. Hope you all have a nice day 🙃🙃SECRET PART: On a quest to vanquish trolls (full time ones at that) and spammers? Join my quest to vanquish Cll! EVEN MORE SECRET PART: Hey if u made it to this bit of my bio I jes want you to know that you made it! For now this is the last part of it so rest assured, for now.... Anyways imma make a big hangout for all LGBTQIA+ (and more) pandas to meet up, I will make it on the 15th of may. I will post more info on my bio on the 14th of may, have a nice day!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Yes. I am not emo anymore. I changed to goth because of the toxic stereotypes and gatekeepers of being emo. Also, I need to embrace my *even weirder side* so yeah, I'm a goth now! I have got a female emo cut. My pronouns are zey/zem (I am a non-binary demon-human), please respect my pronouns, I am lesbian. I get crushes on fictional characters occasionally and rlly like emo cuts on ppl (they look good). I respect furries and any form of religion (though do not try to preach to me or convert me, I am a firm atheist). I like researching demons from the Christian religion and have a demon teddy named Belphegor. I like death metal and love the band Belphegor. I LOVE hanging out with weirdos who accept me for being goth. Lol heres the funny part. Even tho I am rlly weird I socialise with basically EVERYONE and most ppl like me. AND NOW FINALLY: thank you to freakingbee (they/them), Dark Pearl, Sad Quokka, TheWeirdoBean, Percabeth Forever (she/her), the_harbringer_of_doom[s/t/h], Mr Old School Cool, ℕ𝕚𝕔𝕠 (WiggleJiggle) they/them, ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕘, Namaa bh, Ed Likes Cake, 𝕄𝕒𝕕𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪, 𝖁𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝕲𝖎𝖗𝖑, Aroace Tiger (she/they/he), nae nae <3 (she/her) TheNerdyGeek🤓, ｍƗ𝐍Ɨ 𝐓𝓱𝑒 𝐀𝐍𝕘𝑒ᒪ (𝕊𝕙𝕖/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞), Maeve Hamilton, *Confused Screaming*, Chloe Barnes, Shinobu- Kocho, Demon_wolf_dragon_fox, I_dont_know_what_to_say_here, fair_weather_rose (she/they), 𖤐 a m y 𖤐, Hi_Im_Steve, Epsilon, Your Neighbourhood Alien, Atlas, One direction addict, possesedcat101 (she/her), ReallyConfusedAboutEverything, A gay cat man (he/him and Tré/Tré), Randi (she/they/he), 𖤐 a m y 𖤐 (idk why there is two, they are both the exact same, someone pls explain), Adam Hassouna and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for following me! I have followed them all. Rip @a fruity dream of delusion, Ur in our hearts 🖤🖤🖤 Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ.If you think a comment I have posted is horrible, please downvote me, I respect your decision but do not be a dïck abt spellings bcs sometimes I get them wrong. Hope you all have a nice day 🙃🙃SECRET PART: On a quest to vanquish trolls (full time ones at that) and spammers? Join my quest to vanquish Cll! EVEN MORE SECRET PART: Hey if u made it to this bit of my bio I jes want you to know that you made it! For now this is the last part of it so rest assured, for now.... Anyways imma make a big hangout for all LGBTQIA+ (and more) pandas to meet up, I will make it on the 15th of may. I will post more info on my bio on the 14th of may, have a nice day!!!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤

Gabrielė Malukaitė

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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