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Hey Pandas, What’s Something That You Find Ironic? (Closed)

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#1

Trump saying he’s “for traditional marriage” but getting remarried multiple times

Final score:

6points

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#2

the most stolen book in america is The Bible.

Final score:

4points

#3

Selling electric cars ‘for the en invirroment’ but at the same time producing lots off CO2 by launching dozens off rockets into space.

Final score:

3points

Stefaan De Clerck

#4

Hospitals that say all employees need to get vaccinated, then put that mandate on hold so the employees don’t quite or get fired b/c there is a rise in covid cases and they need the help, but will fire them as soon as the crisis is over because they aren’t vaccinated.

So, the unvaccinated employees are “qualified and essential” to get through the crisis, but not worthy enough to keep hired afterwards.

Final score:

2points

#5

The fact that I never smoked, did drugs or drank alcohol (the strongest drug I have ever done is coffee) and I have developed lung and liver problems. Yay!

Final score:

2points

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#6

The song Ironic by Alanis Morisette. Isn't it ironic that the title of the song is Ironic but none of the situations in the song?

Final score:

1point

#7

The fact that the tempo to cpr is the same as staying alive

The fact that my ENGLISH teacher can barely spell while writing on paper

Final score:

0points

#8

Everyone: Be and love yourself! You shouldn't change just because of other people!
Person: Okay, I'm LGBTQ!
Everyone: That's not what I meant. You should change.

Final score:

-1point

Aroace tiger (any pronouns) 3 years ago

Why is this -3

0points

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#9

Assumptions. Most problems, both large & small, are based on assumptions.

Final score:

-2points

Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

My Dad always said, "To assume is to make an ass out of u and me." (Look at the word)

3points

#10

Marilyn Monroe in general

Final score:

-2points

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

Well, yea i have to tell you something soooooo…I’m a non-binary neptunic (but you can call me lesbian, I don’t mind.) I am autistic. I am struggling with dysphoria, if you ever find me IRL, scream that I go by all pronouns and I’m not a girl. My mom ruins my home life, but I stay for my sister. My message to anyone, you are valid. If people say you are disgusting, I’ve got my ax. Roblox: FlyTheTaco TikTok: Lil_happi_doggi

Well, yea i have to tell you something soooooo…I’m a non-binary neptunic (but you can call me lesbian, I don’t mind.) I am autistic. I am struggling with dysphoria, if you ever find me IRL, scream that I go by all pronouns and I’m not a girl. My mom ruins my home life, but I stay for my sister. My message to anyone, you are valid. If people say you are disgusting, I’ve got my ax. Roblox: FlyTheTaco TikTok: Lil_happi_doggi

Titas Burinskas

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

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