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We all have those weird dreams that we remember for no reason.
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#1
I woke up on a cloud, then fell through it. I was caught by a pencil with wings who took me to the kingdom of Foodle. The pencil then told me i was to be judged by the king of foodle. The king banished me to a dark cave that smelled like a book ( hey, im not complaining. I like books and caves) I woke up in a cold sweat thinking " what the actual heck just happened"
Final score:
8points
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#2
Ok so this dream is so weird. I have 2 guinea pigs and a cat, and in my dream, one of my guinea pigs escaped and LIFTED a mf MATTRESS and went to my cat when he was pooping, and then me and my guinea pig magically teleported to their cage and when I went to check up on my cat there was like 11 cats that looked exactly like mine just staring at me. And then I woke up like "tf why are my dreams so weird"
Final score:
7points
#3
I recently dreamed that I saw the singer Roy Orbison. I was alone & walked into an indoor concert hall. It was full of empty chairs & no people. I sat down near the front row & up on stage, Roy Orbison walked out from the left. He had his sunglasses on & had a guitar. There were lots of empty chairs on stage, too. He picked one, off center, near the back & sat down. Three other people came out, too, dressed in street clothes likes jeans & casual shirts. They seemed like the backup singers. They sat together in the back, near the curtain. Roy Orbison smiled, picked up his guitar & was just about to sing & then I woke up.
Final score:
5points
#4
In my dream I was piggybacking on my dad's shoulders (I was like, three) and we entered this huge fancy castle made of gold. We went into the main hall and there was , women standing there "DO YOU WANNA LOOK AT MY BOOT!?" She asked. Her boot was striped red and black. We said no "ok then DO YOU WANNA LOOK AT MY SOCK!?" Same pattern as boot. "No thank you" we said.
"Ok then DO YOU WANNA GO THAT WAY!!??" We said no so we went the other way and there were people cheering that we went that way. Very strange dream indeed.
Final score:
3points
#5
I remember a dream where I was drowning and then a swim instructor saved me and I wanted to f**k her so badly. However, all I knew about sex was it was how children are created. I didn’t know what this weird feeling was so what I did I do when I woke up? I looked up this gem.
“What do you do when you want to touch someone else’s privates to yours?”
She is someone who is reoccurring in my dreams. In fact, in a different dream I kissed her and then she had sex with me (of course, I didn’t know what gay sex looked like and I don’t remember how I dreamed it)
Guess how old I was in these dreams? 3 letters, starts with T, drumroll please!
🥁 🥁 🥁
TEN, I was TEN.
Final score:
3points
#6
I once had a dream that I lived in a small, remote (ish) cottage with my mom. For some reason, my crush was there and he gave me a foot massage. My mom walked in and yelled at him. I woke up super confused and now I can never look at my ex-crush the same way again
Final score:
3points
LinaLovesBooks 2 years ago
"my crush was in there and he gave me a foot massage" made me spit out my tea.
#7
When I was stuck in a suffocating relationship (waiting for my daughter to grow up) I used to have dreams where I found new hidden rooms in my house. I had these so often at that time in my life. They ran along the same line but each one was a totally different discovery - never the same discovery. I look back on them I think I must have really been affected by the marriage I was in. Now that I have my own life I never have those dreams anymore. I believe God gave me these dreams to encourage me and not give up.
Final score:
3points
#8
I have had this one often. It’s the last day of the semester. I have my finals. The problem is I don’t remember what time my classes are or what building they are in because I’ve been skipping the classes all semester.
Final score:
2points
Tara Jagneaux Hall 2 years ago
I'm 46 and have had this similar scenario nightmare over and over for YEARS.
#9
okay, so I have many many many MANY weird dreams. I will just go with three of them (to nightmares count?)
1) I fell in love with an elf/fairy guy ( I was an elf/fairy thing that can fly) and we were battling a ginormous octopus with leaves as shields
2) I was on a long beach when the tide was out, and I came upon a huge barge that just appeared out of nowhere. I entered the ship and it was full of chandeliers and there were two guys from lilo and stitch. and they gave me a blizzard (the ice cream) and then I woke up in the car with my parents talking about getting blizzards!
3) (nightmare) I am playing hide and seek in a house alone and I leaned against a wall and fell through into a passage. things happen, I fall through more passages. then I fall through the first one again.... and end up in the biggest room in existence and there is a big jack and the box. I cannot stress how scary it is!
sorry about how long it is.
Final score:
2points
gay insomniac assassin panda (Submission author) 2 years ago
and another time I was at my friends house for movie night, the entire neighborhood was there and we were all on this big lawn (far bigger than my real friends yard. Imagine the encanto house but I had this dream a year or two before it came out.) and we all voted on the movie ( ended up being a western comedy, I think) I wasn't paying attention since my crush was sitting RIGHT next to me. once we voted we used computers to watch the movie not one big screen (???). stuff happened, then my crush asked to meet me in the garden, I went there and he KISSED me!!!!!!!! I am so sorry about how long this is. please don't get me started on the fact that my crush is my friend's brother, I am almost 100% sure he is straight.
#10
Really weird one. I can fly, but im just walking in the air. In every dream, I'm about 7, and my mom and grandma are making chicken hotdogs. I have no clue what they actually are. So yeah...
Final score:
2points
#11
I was doing a cooking show in my kitchen. Gordon Ramsey was the judge. He told me to make him a sandwich, so I did. I made the sandwich and cooked it into a panini as instructed. I cut the sandwich and brought it to him. He then called me a french fry, because I cut the sandwich the wrong way. I started crying and he went into the backyard and rode off on a weird spaceship thing. I watched him go, and he flew into the sun
Final score:
2points
#12
This is a dream I used to have all the time. I could swim in the air. Little leg or arm movements would allow me to move wherever I wanted to go without any effort. I air swam all over the place in these dreams. When I woke up it still seemed real to me.
Final score:
1point
#13
okay so it’s not that scary but it was when i was like 6 so it really freaked me out. so it was at my old elementary school which was one level. i was with my grandma and a friend and we were walking down the hallway and then suddenly there was a staircase in front of us so we ROLLED down the stairs log style and there was a red barn door and when we went inside we were trapped bc there wasn’t a door inside the barn and there was a bunch of animals and an evil farmer who strapped our feet on top of the table in metal skis so we were forced to stand on a wooden table and suddenly the farmer took a pig out and he cut off its head and said something about wanting bacon. then we escaped through the back on some sort of pulley machine. it was weird af and idk why i dreamt this at SIX YEARS OLD
Final score:
1point
LinaLovesBooks 2 years ago
The first thing I thought after I read this was " Welcome to the pit of depaiiiirrrrrr"
#14
Oh, I here's one from my childhood. It scared me a lot when I was little, but now it's just funny to look back on
I was walking down a street with the two kids from the magic tree house (Jack and Annie I think their names were) and it was dark. I walked into this alley. There was a one street light and there was a bicycle chained up to it. I got closer to the bike and it lunged and barked at me like a ticked off rottweiler.
Final score:
1point
#15
I’ve had a reoccurring nightmare for years that I have to go to the bathroom so bad. But every toilet is over flowing and covered in urine and feces. No clue what this means.
Final score:
1point
#16
I only remember bits and pieces of this one but I was in the middle of some apocalypse sh!t in an abandoned house with a bunch of other strange people trying to hide. MF’ing Lebron James shows up (oddly enough still wearing his Lakers Jersey in the midst of the world being on fire) and he helped me break everyone up into covert groups to move to our next locations. There were tanks and everything. Lol the thing that struck me as odd besides wearing his Jersey, he was wearing a sweat band as well! No more falling asleep with ESPN on
Final score:
0points
#17
I had a dream I worked at a cannibal cafe and I had no idea! Basically, I was hired at an adorable cafe! It was this light mint color scheme and on the outside, it was a beautiful garden with flowers and butterflies! It was nothing unusual, but I noticed something odd about it. I was always told to hide because there were frequent police raids and one of my co-workers ran out sobbing and when I asked her whatś was wrong, she said she ´´coulden´t handle the bodies´´. At one point, I was handed a pretty velvet bag and when I opened it, there was a bloody hand in it! Instead of being scared, I somehow didn´t think it was a hand. Lol, when I woke up that´s when I noticed that I worked at a cannibal cafe-
Final score:
0points
#18
A woman who babysat my brother and I all out lives had passed away (in the dream, she's still alive and well). We go to the funeral and her entire family is there, so, over a hundred people. However, the funeral is taking place in the school's front office and every single attendee is crammed in there, but kids and staff are still coming in and out to copies and bandaids and stuff. Also, the lady we're having funeral for's casket is made out those trifold boards you use for science fair, and she is both laying in it and standing right next to us, very much alive.
I don't know either. It was right after I started an antidepressant and I was having whack dreams for weeks.
Final score:
0points
#19
One day I got sick, when I woke up I felt weak. I wanted to go to my parents to help me, bit when I wanted to get out I slept and I had weird dreams of that I took a bus to them, the stairs went infinite and more. I finally did get out of bed if you're curious but nobody asked.
Final score:
0points
#20
I had a dream I was on a Titanic-like ship, in a very fancy wood trimmed cabin. I was in a massive red gown, and orcs raided the ship, and I had to jump out of one of those small circle windows to escape. Then I jumped overboard.
Final score:
0points
#21
I was in northern texas (i think. Maybe it was nevada) me and my family were next to some river, panning with these random dudes. After a few minutes, we went back up to get in our car, where we saw that everyone was panicking because of a tornado (which looked like a gray piece of spaghetti wriggling around in the sky). I thought that this was normal for some reason and didn't panick, but my parents made me go into a weird trapezoid-shaped ditch lined with straw and the side of the road with a big hay bale in the middle (very random, I know) and then we just hid in there for a bit. Then, a hole appeared next to the hay bale, so we climbed in, and landed in an exhibit in the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC. There, we were shooed out by guards, and I woke up soon after.
Final score:
0points
#22
I am a kid and ring the door bell of my best friends house back then. Realize I am naked, door opens, a robot is vacuuming in the background. I see my friend, naked too, and bite off one of his fingers, he is laughing hysterically and There is no blood on his hand. wake up chewing with a wild flavour on my toung. Dreamed that maybe 25 years ago and still remember every detail. Weird
Final score:
0points
#23
i remember that i was in a hospital, and everything was nearly white. very little things had color. but i went to a front desk, and i ask them for a name. they kept leading me to rooms, more and more rooms, none of them were the person i had asked to see, and i sat down in the waiting area finally, and i saw a few more rooms. somehow, i chose one specific room, and there was the person i wanted to see. she was in the hospital bed, uninjured, she was sleeping, and when i took a step closer to her, she woke up. she didnt speak to me, she didnt gesture to me, she just smiled very weakly at me, and then i woke up
Final score:
0points
#24
I had a dream that my dad passed away and that the rest of my family acted like nothing had happened, then he came back to earth but as an old man, and for some reason this took place @ disneyland. Thanks Disney!
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
LinaLovesBooks 2 years ago
y'all they should make a movie that is just a compilation of weird dreams
LinaLovesBooks 2 years ago
y'all they should make a movie that is just a compilation of weird dreams
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