I'm a single woman of 58, living alone with a cat.

Just for the record, it's peak contentment

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Catherine Monelle

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Introvert. Also probably neuro divergent. I treasure my solitude, my few friends, my books and time to think. Now that I am retired, I allow myself measured doses of social contact. Always got overloaded easily: too hot, too bright, too noisy, too many people. Had to get away. Nature and time alone are absolutely necessary for my mental and physical health. So, yes, I too, live alone with my cat.

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WordWeaver

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It's far too easy to fall into Grumpy Old Git mode.

Kids these days, don't know they're born.
Call this music? Cos I don't.
Etc. etc. etc.

I try to resist it, honestly I do.

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28points

Ace

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I'm a biologist working with animals and, guess what, I don't like people very much. (Apart from some Bored Pandas, of course.)

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FHH

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I am a girl whose favorite color is pink and loves makeup and shoes and all that! 🙈

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28points

MADELINE JONES

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the butch motorcycle lesbian is surprisingly accurate for me

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28points

Kyle

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I am 48, never married, no children, live alone, work in a library &!have 4 cats. I’m living the dream 😉📚😺😺😺😺

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Miss Tinker

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Big dude with a beard who wears flannel 4 months of the year and loves the woods.

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25points

Dane Smith

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I'm the typical blonde ditz!!! Like technically I'm intelligent but dang can I be dumb 🤣

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Nichole Harris

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Dude who bottled everything up and only started opening up now I'm almost 40.

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21points

bumfluff

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Stereotypical (non-American) high school teacher. I run on coffee and stress, my fingers are permanently coated in marker dust, I own a dozen laser pointers (non of them work) and hate grading papers. I can make a barely passing grade feel like a medal or a 95 feel like a gut punch. I can silence an entire classroom with a glare and make you love my favorite book. I tear up as my students graduate, heard every I-swear-I-had-my-homework-here story and written more report cards than I can count.
After 20 years of teaching I feel somewhat worn-out, and I am always complaing about kids talking too much, cell-phones, tik-tok trends, over-protective parents, bratty teenagers and school budgets. Still, I wouldn't do anything else in the world.

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid. I don't bounce of the walls a lot -- I'd prefer looking at a computer or reading a book to going outside -- but my attention is a cliche. A few months ago I was distracted by a squirrel outside the window, and that's just the most cliched one I can remember.

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Evagating Beewolf (she/they)

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Married genX woman with no kids- my dog is our baby. My husband and I each have a car seat for her in our cars (it was too much trouble to just switch the one back and forth). She has health insurance and eats better than we do. (I also love true crime books, shows, and podcasts, but I don't drink).

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MrsFettesVette

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This Jewish mama will feed anyone whose shadow falls on my doorstep.

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cerinamroth

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I'm a skinny South Asian brown boy with glasses, and my parents are making me become a doctor.

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Tiramisu

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Menopausal woman here. I am invisible in public, annoying as heck and constantly have to retrace my steps to remember what I was looking for.

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Polite Interceptor

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I'm a gay man and I know practically nothing about sports. I can enjoy watching almost any game for the game-play (as long as it's not too one-sided), but as for what they're doing right or wrong, I let the announcers tell me.

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Not Who You Think

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I'm literally the definition of gifted kid burn-out, used to get A's, now my highest is a c

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anananana

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I'm Canadian. I do say sorry A LOT, to the point my Brit boyfriend started mocking me. (Gotta love their sense of humour.) I also say "eh" and, yes, I have gone to school more than a few times in shorts in winter.

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StrangeOne

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Middle aged woman into true crime podcasts. To be fair I started listening to them 10+ years ago and I have actually cut down on the ones I do listen to.

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15points

Bored something

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Purses. I am not a girly woman but I love real leather purses. You don't grow out of them, they are handy and look better with age. I have about 10 and a new one is on their way.

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14points

sturmwesen

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I'm the fat chick dating super skinny guys.

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14points

Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis

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The smart (more like intellectually smart, not street smart) kid with glasses who's starting to experience burn-out B)

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I'm a creative, (writer and artist) but I did terrible academically. I actually failed multiple years of elementary school.

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Angelshark

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I'm a natural redhead. And yes I'm a little fireball.

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The Redhead

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I'm Jewish and I actually have a massive nose.

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Lee

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The stereotypical confused bisexual.

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11points

Yesn't (they/them) ️‍

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small t1tty goth gf.

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11points

Jelly.Bean

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Married bad a*s tattooed lesbian chef with short hair

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lilmschef89

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I'm a geezer. Get off my lawn!

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geezeronthehill

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For some reason there's a stereotype that all transgender women are programmers. I actually do program as a hobby and have for 20+ years. I don't wear thigh-highs while I do though!

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9points

Sky Render

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I'm an Indigenous girl that's very lazy and loves snacks and has tried vaping and skipping classes.

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amy harvey

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I'm a Bored Panda - and reading these...

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Who cares what I think, but...

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i'm one of those hyper kids with ADHD that can't control their energy and usually make crappy decisions!

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kate_the_great

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The outsider with my own style, and love hats.

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Tanya Venter

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A tall, broad, bald man with a "resting scowl" who looks like I eat Doberman Pinscher puppies for breakfast but is really a nice guy with a great sense of humor and fun to be around. (So I'm told.)

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Theoretical Empiricist

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Grouch.

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Richard Chapman

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Well, I'm not sure if this is a stereotype, but here goes. Result of birth mother being date raped, passed on to foster mother, and from there to adoptive parents. Looked after, well fed, educated, fell pregnant at 19, baby adopted, we are back in contact, daughter and I. I married at 45, happily so for 20 plus years. Is this a stereotype?

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i’m a minnesotan.

hot dish is love. hot dish is life.
“ope, sorry, didn’t see ya there bud.”
*KNEE SLAP* “welp, we’ll be gettin’ outta yer hair now. tell yer folks i says hello, ‘kay?” followed by either me or any of my midwestern relatives not leaving for ten minutes

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spicy (she/he/they) (BIO)

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I’m a tall, pale teenager who always wears hoodies, sweatpants, and naps as often as I can because I never have energy :/

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DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered

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60 something, live alone, never married, actively dislike people, house full of dogs (and cobwebs - they appear from nowhere), LOVE to read so hundreds of books, and hate having to go off my property.....why would I when everything I love is right here?

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Stinky

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teenage girl obsessed with taylor swift and olivia rodrigo

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MadameMalfoy

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I am ADD. My house is a mess. Time is liquid for me. I have 10 projects in progress and 10 more ready to pop out of my head. BUT I get hyper focused, and cannot quit doing a project once I have started. I HATE MATHING!

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Anne Nielsen

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Theatre... Extravert... put two and two together. Yup!

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I got all the tea

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I'm aroace and childish, both in personality and clothing. Literally getting a degree in children's literature.

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never-wake-up (fae/faer)

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I'm an anime nerd and a blacksmith. Yes, I do own multiple katanas, and yes, I do know Japanese and am great at math, the stereotype I fall into blacksmith anime nerd,

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adrien

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I’m Scottish and drink Irn Bru 😂

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Somewhere warm

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I'm Irish with a Guinness belly and love the craic in the pub.

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Ian Flynn

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I'm a 50-something Administrative Assistant, and I shake my head whenever we hire a youngster who is still learning and gets emotional at work. I was exactly the same 30 years ago! But now I'm better at the job and more hardened off/don't take it personally.

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Susan Stead

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I'm Filipino - and yes, I HUNDREDS of shoes.....

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ShyWahine

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every thing pink for women used to like pink like a lot but now its black

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ῳıƖƖơῳ

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I'm Canadian and I say "eh," a lot, eh.

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blixten1982

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I'm an American and eat a bunch of fast food. Probably not too surprising.

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Jman

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I am a female under 25 who loves Taylor swift! that's like the only stereotype I fit in though!

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Lydsylou (she/her)

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I'm over 30 and neurodivergent with a sound sensitivity, and I think that most of the new music sucks. I must have my earphones on when I'm out in public and if there's a radio on. I hate those certain currently popular "artists" that are everywhere, I can't stand them. For me Cruel Summer is a song by Ace of Base, and Everytime we touch is a song by Maggie Reilly, and that's the hill I will die on!

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Kasarinarttu

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Cranky metalhead who wears almost nothing but black.

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detective miller's hat

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I guess nerd bc I do robotics and am in a bunch of ap or honors classes. I also run on coffee and never sleep.

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One Happy Doggo

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Also stereotypical southern person. Not because I’m racist or anything but I like sweet tea and I do trap (sport shooting), and I have a bit of an accent.

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One Happy Doggo

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"White Women ain't scared of any kritter" as stated by a Tik Tok creator (#bestfetch)
I'm that stereotype.

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Blyss Blyssylb

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I am a mental recluse wierdo who talks to my dog who also happens to be my best friend

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XGIJANYX

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White girl who listens to basic boy band music... (One direction, 5 seconds of summer, Maroon 5, etc)

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Stacy Byrd

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I fit into NO stereotype. Have no idea how I do this.

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ValdaDeDieu

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It’s crazy how much I fit into my zodiac sign (Pisces). I am a very empathetic person, I can be shy when meeting new people, I tend to go with the flow, and I am a very creative person. I love to draw, write, and play music, as well as sing and dance. However, I also value my personal space.

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Red PANda (she/they/he/ze)

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WASP

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C OnlyC

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I'm a 50 y/o male. This site (and others) has recently taught me I am obsolete. Every value and behaviour I was taught growing up is apparently "toxic" or "misogynistic." Very well. I turn what's left of this world over to you younger generations. Let's see if you're happier with your beliefs.

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Scott Wilkins

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i have been banned from commenting on Bored Panda posts sally.

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John Bababuie

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