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I'm a single woman of 58, living alone with a cat.

Just for the record, it's peak contentment

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    Introvert. Also probably neuro divergent. I treasure my solitude, my few friends, my books and time to think. Now that I am retired, I allow myself measured doses of social contact. Always got overloaded easily: too hot, too bright, too noisy, too many people. Had to get away. Nature and time alone are absolutely necessary for my mental and physical health. So, yes, I too, live alone with my cat.

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    #3

    It's far too easy to fall into Grumpy Old Git mode.

    Kids these days, don't know they're born.
    Call this music? Cos I don't.
    Etc. etc. etc.

    I try to resist it, honestly I do.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On my work team, the age range is 20-65. I'm the oldest. The older ones have experience, the younger one have learned the latest techniques. When we play trivia games once a week, I admit "I'm lousy at pop culture" but I can win on recognizing historical figures. No one minds.

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    #4

    I'm a biologist working with animals and, guess what, I don't like people very much. (Apart from some Bored Pandas, of course.)

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    #5

    I am a girl whose favorite color is pink and loves makeup and shoes and all that! 🙈

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    That One
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's honestly great when people can just enjoy being themselves. 🥂

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    #6

    the butch motorcycle lesbian is surprisingly accurate for me

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    #7

    I am 48, never married, no children, live alone, work in a library &!have 4 cats. I’m living the dream 😉📚😺😺😺😺

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    #8

    Big dude with a beard who wears flannel 4 months of the year and loves the woods.

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    #9

    I'm the typical blonde ditz!!! Like technically I'm intelligent but dang can I be dumb 🤣

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It apparently takes quite a high level of intelligence to realise that you can be dumb sometimes.

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    #10

    Dude who bottled everything up and only started opening up now I'm almost 40.

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    #11

    Stereotypical (non-American) high school teacher. I run on coffee and stress, my fingers are permanently coated in marker dust, I own a dozen laser pointers (non of them work) and hate grading papers. I can make a barely passing grade feel like a medal or a 95 feel like a gut punch. I can silence an entire classroom with a glare and make you love my favorite book. I tear up as my students graduate, heard every I-swear-I-had-my-homework-here story and written more report cards than I can count.
    After 20 years of teaching I feel somewhat worn-out, and I am always complaing about kids talking too much, cell-phones, tik-tok trends, over-protective parents, bratty teenagers and school budgets. Still, I wouldn't do anything else in the world.

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    #12

    I was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid. I don't bounce of the walls a lot -- I'd prefer looking at a computer or reading a book to going outside -- but my attention is a cliche. A few months ago I was distracted by a squirrel outside the window, and that's just the most cliched one I can remember.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I'd be much more concerned if someone doesn't get distracted by a squirrel outside their window.

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    #13

    Married genX woman with no kids- my dog is our baby. My husband and I each have a car seat for her in our cars (it was too much trouble to just switch the one back and forth). She has health insurance and eats better than we do. (I also love true crime books, shows, and podcasts, but I don't drink).

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    #14

    This Jewish mama will feed anyone whose shadow falls on my doorstep.

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    #15

    I'm a skinny South Asian brown boy with glasses, and my parents are making me become a doctor.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry >_< My boyfriend is Asian as well and was in med school... graduated with his degree in biology and then went into law school instead... so now he's a lawyer, the only acceptable "firstborn Asian son" career :( He says he wishes he'd gone into computer science. I hope you get a chance to break free, if you do not want to become a doctor, or at least get to specialize in something that YOU want to.

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    #16

    Menopausal woman here. I am invisible in public, annoying as heck and constantly have to retrace my steps to remember what I was looking for.

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    Lin Andrews
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love being in my 50s and invisible in public. So relaxed and comfy! Finally. 💕

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    #17

    I'm a gay man and I know practically nothing about sports. I can enjoy watching almost any game for the game-play (as long as it's not too one-sided), but as for what they're doing right or wrong, I let the announcers tell me.

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    cerinamroth
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to watch my husband's amateur football (soccer) team play a match with my gay best friend. Neither of us had a clue, it was hilarious. Why are they going that way now? No idea... but he's hot. And that one. Want another beer? A lovely memory!

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    #18

    I'm literally the definition of gifted kid burn-out, used to get A's, now my highest is a c

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    #19

    I'm Canadian. I do say sorry A LOT, to the point my Brit boyfriend started mocking me. (Gotta love their sense of humour.) I also say "eh" and, yes, I have gone to school more than a few times in shorts in winter.

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    #20

    Middle aged woman into true crime podcasts. To be fair I started listening to them 10+ years ago and I have actually cut down on the ones I do listen to.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been into true crime since they executed Ted Bundy when I was 12- I still read everything true crime because occasionally I find out a nugget of info I didn't know yet and I love that dopamine hit.

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    #21

    Purses. I am not a girly woman but I love real leather purses. You don't grow out of them, they are handy and look better with age. I have about 10 and a new one is on their way.

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    MrsFettesVette
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same way, a good bag can elevate your whole outfit. I can wear jeans and a T-shirt but if I have a good handbag I feel like I could go anywhere

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    #22

    I'm the fat chick dating super skinny guys.

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    #23

    The smart (more like intellectually smart, not street smart) kid with glasses who's starting to experience burn-out B)

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever thought about joining Mensa? If you qualify, sign up! They are very helpful.

    #24

    I'm a creative, (writer and artist) but I did terrible academically. I actually failed multiple years of elementary school.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Arts are a much underappreciated subject in most schools. Good for you to have found your way against the odds!

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    #25

    I'm a natural redhead. And yes I'm a little fireball.

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    That One
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A potential Dark Phoenix? We will watch your career with great interest. 🥂

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    #26

    I'm Jewish and I actually have a massive nose.

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    cerinamroth
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shalom, schnoz! (I think I'm allowed to say that since I am also Jewish and also have a slightly larger than average nose.)

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    #27

    The stereotypical confused bisexual.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not confused but honestly the amount of straight and gay people who try to convince me that I am. Its taken me years to accept that I'm not confused and to stop leaving them put their c**p on me.

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    #28

    small t1tty goth gf.

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    #29

    Married bad a*s tattooed lesbian chef with short hair

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    #30

    I'm a geezer. Get off my lawn!

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    #31

    For some reason there's a stereotype that all transgender women are programmers. I actually do program as a hobby and have for 20+ years. I don't wear thigh-highs while I do though!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I just learned something new. I had never heard that.

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    #32

    I'm an Indigenous girl that's very lazy and loves snacks and has tried vaping and skipping classes.

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    #33

    I'm a Bored Panda - and reading these...

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    #34

    i'm one of those hyper kids with ADHD that can't control their energy and usually make crappy decisions!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you learn something from the 'crappy' decisions? Not so bad then.

    #35

    The outsider with my own style, and love hats.

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    #36

    A tall, broad, bald man with a "resting scowl" who looks like I eat Doberman Pinscher puppies for breakfast but is really a nice guy with a great sense of humor and fun to be around. (So I'm told.)

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    #38

    Well, I'm not sure if this is a stereotype, but here goes. Result of birth mother being date raped, passed on to foster mother, and from there to adoptive parents. Looked after, well fed, educated, fell pregnant at 19, baby adopted, we are back in contact, daughter and I. I married at 45, happily so for 20 plus years. Is this a stereotype?

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, but it's a legitimate life path. I'm glad you're happy after all that.

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    #39

    i’m a minnesotan.

    hot dish is love. hot dish is life.
    “ope, sorry, didn’t see ya there bud.”
    *KNEE SLAP* “welp, we’ll be gettin’ outta yer hair now. tell yer folks i says hello, ‘kay?” followed by either me or any of my midwestern relatives not leaving for ten minutes

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    cerinamroth
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I genuinely don't understand any of this apart from the first sentence. Can someone help me out?

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    #40

    I’m a tall, pale teenager who always wears hoodies, sweatpants, and naps as often as I can because I never have energy :/

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i relate lol i also used to be so tired after school bc the hours were so long... cud barely do homework and sports after school lol. it was ok after i took iron tablets tho :)

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    #41

    60 something, live alone, never married, actively dislike people, house full of dogs (and cobwebs - they appear from nowhere), LOVE to read so hundreds of books, and hate having to go off my property.....why would I when everything I love is right here?

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    #42

    teenage girl obsessed with taylor swift and olivia rodrigo

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG i love Olivia Rodrigoooo <333 i like all her songs and also her purple aesthetic- because purple's my favorite colour :) what are some of ur fave songs? i suppose i do like taylor too but i hardly listen to her...😅

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    #43

    I am ADD. My house is a mess. Time is liquid for me. I have 10 projects in progress and 10 more ready to pop out of my head. BUT I get hyper focused, and cannot quit doing a project once I have started. I HATE MATHING!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am exactly the same way. And I have been for as long as I can remember.

    #44

    Theatre... Extravert... put two and two together. Yup!

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    #45

    I'm aroace and childish, both in personality and clothing. Literally getting a degree in children's literature.

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    #46

    I'm an anime nerd and a blacksmith. Yes, I do own multiple katanas, and yes, I do know Japanese and am great at math, the stereotype I fall into blacksmith anime nerd,

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    #47

    I’m Scottish and drink Irn Bru 😂

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    Lee
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think of their new flavours? I really wanna try them but I don't wanna waste on money on what could potentially be absolutely vile! Wild Berry Slush sounds okay but Raspberry Ripple does not!

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    #48

    I'm Irish with a Guinness belly and love the craic in the pub.

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    #49

    I'm a 50-something Administrative Assistant, and I shake my head whenever we hire a youngster who is still learning and gets emotional at work. I was exactly the same 30 years ago! But now I'm better at the job and more hardened off/don't take it personally.

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    Sarah Suelzle
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha me too !! I have developed a tremendously thick skin and very very little bothers me anymore 😊 I'm glad I'm not alone.

    #50

    I'm Filipino - and yes, I HUNDREDS of shoes.....

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    #51

    every thing pink for women used to like pink like a lot but now its black

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    #52

    I'm Canadian and I say "eh," a lot, eh.

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    #53

    I'm an American and eat a bunch of fast food. Probably not too surprising.

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    #54

    I am a female under 25 who loves Taylor swift! that's like the only stereotype I fit in though!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm don't even fully fit into that stereotype though. I love her music but I don't really like her as a person and I didn't even consider going to the eras tour or watching it on TV. That's also the only female under 25 stereotype I fit in because I never get my nails or hair done or anything fancy and I never wear makeup. I live simply!

    #55

    I'm over 30 and neurodivergent with a sound sensitivity, and I think that most of the new music sucks. I must have my earphones on when I'm out in public and if there's a radio on. I hate those certain currently popular "artists" that are everywhere, I can't stand them. For me Cruel Summer is a song by Ace of Base, and Everytime we touch is a song by Maggie Reilly, and that's the hill I will die on!

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    #56

    Cranky metalhead who wears almost nothing but black.

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    #57

    I guess nerd bc I do robotics and am in a bunch of ap or honors classes. I also run on coffee and never sleep.

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    #58

    Also stereotypical southern person. Not because I’m racist or anything but I like sweet tea and I do trap (sport shooting), and I have a bit of an accent.

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    #59

    "White Women ain't scared of any kritter" as stated by a Tik Tok creator (#bestfetch)
    I'm that stereotype.

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    #60

    I am a mental recluse wierdo who talks to my dog who also happens to be my best friend

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    #61

    White girl who listens to basic boy band music... (One direction, 5 seconds of summer, Maroon 5, etc)

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    #62

    I fit into NO stereotype. Have no idea how I do this.

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    #63

    It’s crazy how much I fit into my zodiac sign (Pisces). I am a very empathetic person, I can be shy when meeting new people, I tend to go with the flow, and I am a very creative person. I love to draw, write, and play music, as well as sing and dance. However, I also value my personal space.

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    #64

    WASP

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    #65

    I'm a 50 y/o male. This site (and others) has recently taught me I am obsolete. Every value and behaviour I was taught growing up is apparently "toxic" or "misogynistic." Very well. I turn what's left of this world over to you younger generations. Let's see if you're happier with your beliefs.

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    American Manos
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, comment some of your beliefs. If they aren’t complete BS, you get an upvote.

    #66

    i have been banned from commenting on Bored Panda posts sally.

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    American Manos
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, every one of your posts is just saying that a meme is bad or that you’re offended. Pretty sure people think you’re a bot.

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