If we don't feel air around us, then do fish think they are floating if they can't feel water?

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Why are math problems on tests so odd? they all be like "If Tommy practices for 2 days to become a wizard, but he is 10 minutes late to the bus which is going at 10 miles per hour, then how many cupkakes can Tommy buy using a human soul? Round to the nearest mass of the sun."

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TheElementalGod️️ (He/him)

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Suppose you are a fish that just hatched. How do you figure out which other fish you should swim with (school of fish) when you can't really see what you look like?

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Skara Brae

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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

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MaximumKarmaSaint

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If the afterlife is so wonderful, why do we have to muck about on Earth for 70-odd years? Why can't we just live in the afterlife from the beginning?

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Apatheist Account2

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why does every star wars planet have the same centre of gravity

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Lydsylou (she/her)

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I call them my after midnight thoughts and I've got a handful of them. Here's one:
The Mandela effect where everyone who is 100% certain that the Monopoly guy used to have a monocle actually got it from Mr. Peanut - the mascot that closely resembles the Monopoly guy but indeed has a monocle. Look him up

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OneHappyPuppy

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I'm pretty sure the Mortal Kombat theme is based on Scandinavian church music. It's a Finnish hymn

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Rae Rory

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We are all living in a memory. Think about, you do something like make a sandwich and eat it, it’s now just a memory even though it happened only minutes ago. Makes sense in my brain.

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Kristy Winter

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You cannot ask Rick Astley for the movie Up, because he cannot give up, but he also cannot let you down, thus creating the Astley paradox.

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Echo

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I have a couple good ones:
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- if you tend for chickens, doesn’t that make you a chicken tender?
- birthday presents are technically just rewards for not dying that year.
- why are prisoners given food and water, but homeless people aren’t?
- what was the first gut to milk a cow trying to do?
- isn’t an octopus just a wet spider?

(The last one my freind told me lol🤣)

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Howling-hyena174

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Does the funeral home director take his kids aside when they are being ungrateful and say to them "Do you know how many people had to die so you can go to camp?"

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Daniel Atkins

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WHY IS IT COOK BACON AND BAKE COOKIES. WHY IS IT NOT COOK COOKIES AND BAKE BACON.

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volcanic_larva3

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Almost every time I think I have lost weight it turns out I haven't really lost it at all. It's just sitting there, in the fridge and cupboard, waiting for me to find it again.

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Sue Denham

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Are you the original you? Each and every cell in your body eventually gets replaced (including brain cells) so how do you know you’re the same person? And if you took those cells that were shed over the course of 20 years and rebuilt them into a person, which one would be you?

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Fynne (read bio)

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Whats at the front of a traffic jam? I'm actually so confused bc how does a huge line of cars happen when we don't know what caused it?

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Kurt Donald

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The Uncanny Valley. Why are we scared of things that look almost, but not quite, human enough?

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Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)

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If sunlight kills vampires why don't they disintegrate at night, since the moon only reflects sunlight?

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oh man I think I had this good one, but Ill start writing a few until I remember it

- Life on Earth is soooo amazing. from the 20 nanometer Nanobes to the 10 square-kilometer Honey Fungus. There's so much of it and the way everything has evolved to have a place in its ecosystem is amazing
- The water here is too hot but if I turn it down, the pressure will go down bc this shower handle is designed stupidly so that the temperature and water pressure are controlled by the same handle
- God should have made me a jellyfish. Jellyfish have no brains. No anguish, fear, sorrow, or hatred. I wouldn't be aware of anything. All I'd do is float around until some Turtle eats me
- Giant Squids are real. They seem almost fictional bc they're so rare and are often compared to monsters but they're real. cool!
- Are animals aware of the fact that one day they will inevitably die?
Im sorry, I couldnt remember the one I was thinking of. If I do, i'll post it in the replies

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

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Shower thoughts are not really shower thoughts because no one actually thinks them in the shower...
Instead they should be called midnight thoughts but that doesn't sound cool enough...
(Fun fact- thought this one in the shower)

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music_addict

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if Johnny the orphan has two and a half friends and the friends get divorced who had more custody of the turtle and how many livers does Johnny have....in his basement

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Robby (Ze/Zir)

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