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Hey Pandas, What’s A Groundbreaking Idea Of Yours That You Think Might Just Work?

It could be a big idea (how to end climate change) or smaller ones (a machine made to keep your fruit ripe for days on end). be creative! have fun!

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#1

I would like to make an app to make friends. Like Tinder but just to find people with things in common to be friends with. Being an adult it is very difficult to make new friends and loneliness is rampant in our society. Sadly 'we cannot have nice things'. I know that people would abuse the app and fill it with d**k pics and other bad things instead of using it to make friends.

Final score:

18points

Ozacoter (Submission author) 2 years ago

Does anybody know courses about making apps?

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#2

I am a social studies teacher. I would have the whole education system redesigned. Making kids learn through simulations and practices for the real world: do your taxes, learn how to run a business, a household, to cook, trade stock, debate with a foreigner/outsider/person with different cultural background, experience the corporate ladder, live for a week on minimum wage, etc. Grade them on reports or presentations on their experiences and ditch exams for good.

Final score:

13points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare

KittyDonut 2 years ago

Hmmm…a practical education, you say? A novel idea. Sensible, rational thought hmm.

2points

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#3

We should redesign the education system. It’s been the same since the Industrial Age where you were meant to learn how to do work in factories. These days you have kids who are bored because they’re behind, kids who are bored because they just think the work is boring, and kids like me who are bored because we’re ahead. So we should find a way to make everyone happy but without outing anyone as too dumb, normal, or too smart!

Final score:

8points

MMQ 2 years ago

YESSSS! YOU! I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH!! THERE IS SO MUCH IN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM THAT CAN BE REBUILT AND FIXED AND THERE IS SO MUCH RESEARCH ABOUT IT! THE IDEA JUST NEEDS TO BE SPREAD AND PROMOTED!

2points

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#4

Start installing very visible vertical ‘poles’ every 50 miles along every freeway, major highway and especially around coastal tourist towns. On each pole will be a mark of where the estimated water level in 50 yrs will be due to global warming. Maybe it will make a difference if folks realize they’re homes will be under water in one generation. They’ll have to be vandal proof against republicans….

Final score:

7points

Arnavet 2 years ago

Just vandal proof, period. That's a graffiti target. They don't give a hoot about politics.

0points

#5

Using a plant fiber I found to make clothes. Its a lot like spiderwebs in consistency and I think it might work

Final score:

7points

Has sold soul for corn chip

Marcin M. 2 years ago

You mean cotton?

2points

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#6

Inflatable balloon arch. I HATE setting up those stupid poles for balloon arches and theyre horrible to try and store. An inflatable arch would be so freaking nice to have. I can even picture in my head exactly how it would look and work... But alas. I am not an inventor. Lol

Final score:

7points

KittyDonut 2 years ago

The word you may be looking for is “fabricator “. The ones who build. You just shared an invention with world. Quite an elegant one, too. No, my friend - you are an inventor. Keep finding solutions.

2points

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#7

I wish there was a way to implant the aborted babies into another woman’s body— then there would hopefully not be any babies who have to be born into horrible families—

Final score:

6points

michelle parker

Sawyer Kidder 2 years ago

Yesssss

2points

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#8

So you know the things in the car wash that spin a scrub your tires? I want to make something similar that is waterproof and you suction cup it to the wall. It will have rotating semi soft brushes that you put body wash on, they spin around, and you push your back up against it for a thorough washing. Not to mention, it will feel amazing AF. Lmao.

Final score:

5points

Whitney-Blair Beals

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#9

We use a tungsten-alloy drill to dig into the ground, powered by a conventional nuclear mini-reactor. It has a secure tank of hydrogen. Because of the heat and pressure deep underground, it's easier to get nuclear fusion. This is maybe the stupidest idea I've ever had.

Final score:

3points

Gareth Baus 2 years ago

The heat would actually make it harder to cool the superconductors needed to contain the plasma drastically reducing efficiency.

0points

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#10

Plastic dividers in backseats of cars to keep kids separated and unable to touch/tease/antagonize each other while parents are trying to drive. Anybody who thinks their kids are going to bond and make vacation memories in the car while on a 12 hour road trip is optimistically impaired. Backseat dividers could work.

Final score:

2points

KittyDonut 2 years ago

Could’ve saved my parents sanity - dang we were noisy!

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#11

There should be a farm in every backyard. The government provides the seeds, and neighbors could share vegetables and fruits they don't grow in their own garden. That way it's eco-friendly, reduces waste, helps build a community and also important, pretty cheap! And fresh tomatoes are delicious, that's also very important.

Final score:

2points

I don't like avocado

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#12

Make shampoo bottles have the same opening as upside down ketchup bottles. Make a suction cup holder to attach. So folks unable to use their hands can squeeze some out.

Final score:

1point

loyalhufflepuff07 2 years ago

They actually do make these... It's just the suction cups suck, so maybe make higher quality suction cups...

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#13

Imagine a multi-purpose tool 6 times it’s size. Essentially a folding bolt-cutter/pry bar for rescue teams.

Final score:

1point

#14

Combining sunblock and bug spray.

Final score:

1point

Em (I SUPPORT LGBTQ and BLM) 2 years ago

Yep im there

0points

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#15

If dating apps gave warnings about people. Basically they do background checks to see if they were ever in prison and for what. That way, if you see someone you like, you could click a button and it would say if they did anything bad. Example:
" Hmm, I like this chick. Better run a background check though."
* clicks button *
App: This person was in jail for 10 years for attempted murder on cheating boyfriend and bestfriend
" Yea, no thanks. "

Final score:

0points

Mega Gay 🇺🇦

I don't like avocado 2 years ago

I don't hate it, that way compatibility rate is more accurate. Some people wouldn't want to date an ex-convict, others would be okay with it. Some wouldn't want to date past cheaters, others would be okay with it. It's also important safety wise, a lot of people don't look up their matches to see if they're potentially a sex-offender, or predator or something. If it's easily accessible, I say it's important.

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#16

I think dividing the united states in half... left side democrats right side republicans. These 2 will never live in harmony.

Final score:

0points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago

You have tried something similar already. American Civil War, I believe you call it.

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#17

Solar panels on all parking lots. Enough power for all.. reduce heat from thermal mass.

Final score:

0points

#18

A laptop for college kids (targeted demographic but can be useful for anyone) that has a built in printer right underneath the keyboard and holds like 20 pieces of paper at a time to still keep it small. But convenient enough to provide them with the ability to print no matter where they are. I’ve had this idea for honestly 10-12 years.

Final score:

0points

Em (I SUPPORT LGBTQ and BLM) 2 years ago

MAKE IT, NOW

1point

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#19

I have many

1. Pumpkin spice Cinnamon Toast Crunch
(I LOVE PUMPKIN SPICE)

2. Taco Burger

3. Instead of a dryer a colder
(Makes your laundry cold)

For anyone wondering why I want the last one it is because I have had a baby blanket since I was born and I like moving my fingers around the edges of the blanket, when it is COLD.

Final score:

0points

#20

here's my idea... however many children you go on assistance with is the only amount you're allowed to collect for. any addition children while on assistance is not accepted.

Final score:

-1point

#21

Make farting in public socially acceptable

Final score:

-2points

Em (I SUPPORT LGBTQ and BLM) 2 years ago

Thanks

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

What do you think ?

Miranda Rymer 2 years ago

A chin rest that also keeps your head upright while at the hair salon so that you can nap while getting your hair done. Sometimes that's the only alone time people can get and life makes it difficult to nap these days. Naps are great!

0points

Miranda Rymer 2 years ago

A chin rest that also keeps your head upright while at the hair salon so that you can nap while getting your hair done. Sometimes that's the only alone time people can get and life makes it difficult to nap these days. Naps are great!

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