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Like that there's a little man in the cash machine.
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#1
At school, in the playground, I once asked a friend what being gay meant. He pointed to a brick wall and told me if two boys were behind that wall and kissing that would be gay. I did not ask any follow ups questions, just wondered what a brick wall had to do with being gay.
Final score:
7points
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#2
my brother told me that if you swallowed gum you would have to get your stomach cut open and when i asked what color the inside of my stomach was, he told me it was my least favorite color. oh and i also believed that he had tiny invisible cameras following me around all day and that's how he knew what i did all day. in reality we just went to the same school lmao.
Final score:
6points
freakingbee (they/them) (Submission author) 1 year ago
he was in 4th grade and i was in kindergarten at the time lol
#4
That if you swallowed watermelon seed a watermenlon would grow inside you and you would die.
Final score:
4points
#5
My dad convinced me that there was a person, specifically "a short person like your mom (4'11")" in the drive up ATM machines who counted the cash and kept note of how much was left in the machine. I was horrified the first time I saw a video of truck stealing an ATM out of a wall by yanking it with straps and said though tears "Do you think he's going to be ok?" My mom had to explain it to me.
Final score:
4points
Mis Stake she/her 🇫🇮🇬🇧 1 year ago
I believed that too. Was told that person sat on a toilet as they could not leave
#6
i used to believe that to give birth, you had to get your stomach cut open because everyone sait there was a baby in your stomach instead of your uterus. (i figured since stomachs could only expand so much the baby would get stuck after growing fully, so you’d have to be cut open)
Final score:
3points
#7
I believed that the yellow part of a kiwi(fruit) was banana
Final score:
2points
#8
I remember believing the clothes were an unnecessary encumbrance.
Final score:
2points
#9
*That you could go to the bank and just withdraw free money. I was 4.
Final score:
1point
#10
That if you jump through everyone else’s hoops you’ll eventually have a good life
Final score:
1point
David Furritus 1 year ago
It's like I was raised to believe that if you studied and worked hard that you'd get a great job that pays well...
#11
Men with moustache are married and clean shaven were bachelors. My father was in the armed forces and clean shaven all the time. But I was too stupid to link it.
Final score:
1point
#12
2 things, 1 - I used to believe credit cards were an infinite source of cash, my mom had no money once and I told her "use the card!" and thought I was brilliant; 2 - I also used to believe actual people would work inside traffic light poles, so they could turn red/green depending on the people wanting to cross the road
Final score:
1point
What do you think ?
Exotic Butters 1 year ago
I used to think that adult women don't wear socks. Also, that you paid your employer to work for him/her rather than the other way around
Exotic Butters 1 year ago
I used to think that adult women don't wear socks. Also, that you paid your employer to work for him/her rather than the other way around
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