Hey Pandas, What Wouldn’t I Know About You Unless We Met In Person? (Closed)

Just pretty much anything that would not be evident through your writing.

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I've got a stutter. I like posting on here because people listen to what I have to say without looking at me weird.

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LinaLovesBooks

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I use hand gestures. A lot. My voice also gets increasingly higher/faster as I get worked up/excited, which results in me angrily gesticulating with the voice of a squeaky toy.

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QueerAxolotls

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Tiramisu 1 year ago

This is hilarious! And TIL that gesticulating is a word!

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uhh. I talk REALLY fast. Like, sometimes people can't understand me.

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EmbersAreOut

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Crazy Cookie 1 year ago

My friend does this, it just makes her more fun

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Well (don’t tell anyone) but I’m secretly a human, not a cookie . Shh

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Crazy Cookie

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saw & order 1 year ago

I am absolutely gobsmacked by this information, astounded you might say. I’ve been bamboozled. Hornswoggled. Tricked.

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I'm very, VERY short. Like, BEYOND short. THE SHORTEST! Ok, I'm exaggerating but I'm the smallest kid in my grade :/

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Grooks

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Crazy Cookie 1 year ago

How tall are you? I wanna see if someones got me beat. I’m 4’10, and having met my mother im not getting much taller (I’m still In high school so there’s a SLIGHT chance I’ll be tall one day)

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I sometimes tend to use ASL when I talk for no reason at all.

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The Forgotten Loser

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Deutschland Mädchen 1 year ago

That's so cool! I've been wanting to learn ASL but all I know is the alphabet and a few words like yes and no.

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I am a girl... idk lots of peeps keep thinkin ima dude because of the way i type...

Also i will switch accents multiple times during a single convo just because im tryna see which one you understand best :)

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Do-nut touch da donut

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Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago

Can relate to the first part! People always think I’m a dude!

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I'm actually a little cocky dipshit who's mean to everyone and generally just sucks but online, working with kids, and when it actually matters I'm really responsible and generally a pretty good person. Idk why im like this I don't particularly enjoy it but I guess it is what it is. Dipshit by day, good and responsible person by night

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crowspectre (he/they)

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Sarcastic non-binary they/them 1 year ago

I agree bestie

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-I don’t have eyebrows because of trichotillomania.
-I’m not a huge fan of eye contact, so I tend to look at the floor when I’m talking to you.
-My voice can be kind of monotone. But sometimes it’s overly loud, or too dramatic., etc. I don’t feel like I have control over my voice sometimes.

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HistoryLover(she/her)

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BeepBeepBoopBoop 1 year ago

so I had to look up TTM, I didn't know what it was called but I used to have a friend that did that. (trichotillomania is when you compulsively pull out body hair, like eyebrows). I thought it was strange until a little while ago when I decided that pulling out my arm hair made me less anxious. It's slowly getting better so I've mostly stopped, but sometimes it pops back up again. And I also have the eyes contact problem. I don't know when it started but it absolutely freaks me out. Especially when I'm talking to someone and they get upset that I'm not looking in their eyes, even after I explain it makes me uncomfortable, and if I like you or trust you enough I'll at least look at your lips.

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#10

if you only knew me online, you would know I'm a comedian, but irl, I have social anxiety disorder.

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Robby (Ze/Zir)

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Ashen Brooks (They/Them) (Submission author) 1 year ago

I should add "with new people one-on-one" its better on stage where I dont give eye contact and with people I know

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#11

My voice has different tones with different languages.

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the selfie made woman

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Dr.Caffeine 1 year ago

Isn't that the case with everyone?

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#12

I sit very weird. I hug one knee while putting the other leg under the leg I'm hugging.

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Rey

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Katie the Koala 1 year ago

I am happy to report that I slowly and awkwardly figured out what position you were talking about then realized I sit exactly like that. All. The. Time.

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#13

I am a very distant get involved person. I have a silly personality but tend to get clammed up. I tend to information dump when I get passionate about something.

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Izzi C

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Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago

I just information dump when my brain decides to-

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#14

I'm not actually a snake. Shhhh. Also I don't have a specific accent , I just sound like various British places in general, it changes up a lot. I also speak really fast and make far too many jokes. My voice can be very hard to understand sometimes. Just don't tell anyone I'm not a snake.

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sneksneksnek

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Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago

:0 my timbers are shivered…

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#15

I've been playing electric guitar for 26 years now.

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Ryan H

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#16

you would see that my left shoulder sits significantly lower than my right shoulder, because of my severe scoliosis. you would also see that i have blue-gray-greenish eyes. and also people tell me i have a really good voice

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freakingbee (she/they)

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#17

I talk SUPER fast and use LOTS of hand gestures to try to get my point across. I also use the word y’all a lot for someone who basically has no southern accent until I try to talk to old people

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Grudge-holding Treefrog

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Grudge-holding Treefrog (Submission author) 1 year ago

I also mimic the accents of whoever I’m talking to

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That I was overdosed by medical professionals and had to live with excruciating pain for a long time and had memory loss from the incident because they decided to give someone who had a previous brain injury antipsychotics and thought that wouldn’t harm anything..

Also, that I was in school for cognitive science hoping to get my doctorate because I was passionate about helping other people dealing with cognitive issues (and I suspected a lot of people were being over analyzed incorrectly like myself) but wound up being mislabeled with mental health issues because the doctors didn’t understand the difference between what I had going on or my obstacles attached to it because of a head injury that happened to me vs someone with psychological distress.

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Jennifer Menne

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Jennifer Menne (Submission author) 1 year ago

I’m absolutely gonna keep going with my profession. Why let a couple bad apples ruin all my hard work. ;p

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#19

I actually…
Have a name.
I know I know, Unnamed Hooman is actually named hooman! My name is Alina btw (pronounced Uh-lean-uh)

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Unnamed Hooman

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#20

Everything. I am a mystery. You dont know a thing about me, have a bad day

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 Moe Lester

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Nevada McKinney 1 year ago

I see me, I upvote.

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#21

I'm physically gorgeous.

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Lisa Onitnelot

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#22

I have a subtle southern accent that's more clear when I say certain phrases and/or words. I'm also pretty short.

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Black Pearl

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Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago

I'm from the Southeast, but my accent only really shows when I get excited and my words blend together, or when the inevitable curse of the "y'all" shows itself.

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#23

You need to meet me to know haha.

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Hermione

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#24

I have glasses and I'm kinda small

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Iris the Orca

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Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago

Same :)

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#25

90% of what I say is sarcastic. Not even obvious sarcasm, you have to get to know me before most people can tell normal me from sarcastic me. I use it in every in person conversation. It started as a defense mechanism when I was bullied, but now I just use it.

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Cypress

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#26

I actually have 3 tattoos that are carefully covered unless I am the one who decides to show them to you.

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Mrs.King0315

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#27

I don't photograph well. When online dates wonder why my pictures are old, or there are so few pictures. They are usually pleasantly surprised (judgemental a******s)

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Surgichick

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#28

I'm super tall for my age

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Pink_Mushroom

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#29

Why do people call me ninja. I've unintentionally startled a lot of people by moving really quietly and suddenly just appearing next to them. "How can you be there when you were just over there?" A phrase I often hear seasoned with a shocked expression. Because of this, my friend gave me a necklace that jingles as a present, and my coworkers gave me a rattling keychain chain that you can wear around your neck.

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LillieMean

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#30

That I'm a strawberry flavored potato

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Justy

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#31

I'm not into small talk and I wear my feelings on the outside, so you'd know pretty quick when I start getting bored. My daughter also tells me my mind trails off when she's explaining things, and she knows. It's true. What I didn't realize is I start muttering to myself and walk faster.

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