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Just pretty much anything that would not be evident through your writing.
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#1
I've got a stutter. I like posting on here because people listen to what I have to say without looking at me weird.
Final score:
18points
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#2
I use hand gestures. A lot. My voice also gets increasingly higher/faster as I get worked up/excited, which results in me angrily gesticulating with the voice of a squeaky toy.
Final score:
14points
#3
uhh. I talk REALLY fast. Like, sometimes people can't understand me.
Final score:
13points
#4
Well (don’t tell anyone) but I’m secretly a human, not a cookie . Shh
Final score:
10points
saw & order 1 year ago
I am absolutely gobsmacked by this information, astounded you might say. I’ve been bamboozled. Hornswoggled. Tricked.
#5
I'm very, VERY short. Like, BEYOND short. THE SHORTEST! Ok, I'm exaggerating but I'm the smallest kid in my grade :/
Final score:
9points
Crazy Cookie 1 year ago
How tall are you? I wanna see if someones got me beat. I’m 4’10, and having met my mother im not getting much taller (I’m still In high school so there’s a SLIGHT chance I’ll be tall one day)
#6
I sometimes tend to use ASL when I talk for no reason at all.
Final score:
7points
Deutschland Mädchen 1 year ago
That's so cool! I've been wanting to learn ASL but all I know is the alphabet and a few words like yes and no.
#7
I am a girl... idk lots of peeps keep thinkin ima dude because of the way i type...
Also i will switch accents multiple times during a single convo just because im tryna see which one you understand best :)
Final score:
7points
#8
I'm actually a little cocky dipshit who's mean to everyone and generally just sucks but online, working with kids, and when it actually matters I'm really responsible and generally a pretty good person. Idk why im like this I don't particularly enjoy it but I guess it is what it is. Dipshit by day, good and responsible person by night
Final score:
6points
#9
-I don’t have eyebrows because of trichotillomania.
-I’m not a huge fan of eye contact, so I tend to look at the floor when I’m talking to you.
-My voice can be kind of monotone. But sometimes it’s overly loud, or too dramatic., etc. I don’t feel like I have control over my voice sometimes.
Final score:
6points
BeepBeepBoopBoop 1 year ago
so I had to look up TTM, I didn't know what it was called but I used to have a friend that did that. (trichotillomania is when you compulsively pull out body hair, like eyebrows). I thought it was strange until a little while ago when I decided that pulling out my arm hair made me less anxious. It's slowly getting better so I've mostly stopped, but sometimes it pops back up again. And I also have the eyes contact problem. I don't know when it started but it absolutely freaks me out. Especially when I'm talking to someone and they get upset that I'm not looking in their eyes, even after I explain it makes me uncomfortable, and if I like you or trust you enough I'll at least look at your lips.
#10
if you only knew me online, you would know I'm a comedian, but irl, I have social anxiety disorder.
Final score:
6points
Ashen Brooks (They/Them) (Submission author) 1 year ago
I should add "with new people one-on-one" its better on stage where I dont give eye contact and with people I know
#11
My voice has different tones with different languages.
Final score:
5points
#12
I sit very weird. I hug one knee while putting the other leg under the leg I'm hugging.
Final score:
5points
Katie the Koala 1 year ago
I am happy to report that I slowly and awkwardly figured out what position you were talking about then realized I sit exactly like that. All. The. Time.
#13
I am a very distant get involved person. I have a silly personality but tend to get clammed up. I tend to information dump when I get passionate about something.
Final score:
5points
#14
I'm not actually a snake. Shhhh. Also I don't have a specific accent , I just sound like various British places in general, it changes up a lot. I also speak really fast and make far too many jokes. My voice can be very hard to understand sometimes. Just don't tell anyone I'm not a snake.
Final score:
5points
#16
you would see that my left shoulder sits significantly lower than my right shoulder, because of my severe scoliosis. you would also see that i have blue-gray-greenish eyes. and also people tell me i have a really good voice
Final score:
4points
#17
I talk SUPER fast and use LOTS of hand gestures to try to get my point across. I also use the word y’all a lot for someone who basically has no southern accent until I try to talk to old people
Final score:
4points
Grudge-holding Treefrog (Submission author) 1 year ago
I also mimic the accents of whoever I’m talking to
#18
That I was overdosed by medical professionals and had to live with excruciating pain for a long time and had memory loss from the incident because they decided to give someone who had a previous brain injury antipsychotics and thought that wouldn’t harm anything..
Also, that I was in school for cognitive science hoping to get my doctorate because I was passionate about helping other people dealing with cognitive issues (and I suspected a lot of people were being over analyzed incorrectly like myself) but wound up being mislabeled with mental health issues because the doctors didn’t understand the difference between what I had going on or my obstacles attached to it because of a head injury that happened to me vs someone with psychological distress.
Final score:
4points
Jennifer Menne (Submission author) 1 year ago
I’m absolutely gonna keep going with my profession. Why let a couple bad apples ruin all my hard work. ;p
#19
I actually…
Have a name.
I know I know, Unnamed Hooman is actually named hooman! My name is Alina btw (pronounced Uh-lean-uh)
Final score:
4points
#20
Everything. I am a mystery. You dont know a thing about me, have a bad day
Final score:
3points
#22
I have a subtle southern accent that's more clear when I say certain phrases and/or words. I'm also pretty short.
Final score:
3points
Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago
I'm from the Southeast, but my accent only really shows when I get excited and my words blend together, or when the inevitable curse of the "y'all" shows itself.
#24
I have glasses and I'm kinda small
Final score:
2points
#25
90% of what I say is sarcastic. Not even obvious sarcasm, you have to get to know me before most people can tell normal me from sarcastic me. I use it in every in person conversation. It started as a defense mechanism when I was bullied, but now I just use it.
Final score:
2points
#26
I actually have 3 tattoos that are carefully covered unless I am the one who decides to show them to you.
Final score:
2points
#27
I don't photograph well. When online dates wonder why my pictures are old, or there are so few pictures. They are usually pleasantly surprised (judgemental a******s)
Final score:
2points
#29
Why do people call me ninja. I've unintentionally startled a lot of people by moving really quietly and suddenly just appearing next to them. "How can you be there when you were just over there?" A phrase I often hear seasoned with a shocked expression. Because of this, my friend gave me a necklace that jingles as a present, and my coworkers gave me a rattling keychain chain that you can wear around your neck.
Final score:
1point
#31
I'm not into small talk and I wear my feelings on the outside, so you'd know pretty quick when I start getting bored. My daughter also tells me my mind trails off when she's explaining things, and she knows. It's true. What I didn't realize is I start muttering to myself and walk faster.
Final score:
0points
What do you think ?
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc 1 year ago (edited)
Hey Lina, sorry that Moe was trolling you :(. Have a nice day!
Doofenshmirtz Evil, Inc 1 year ago (edited)
Hey Lina, sorry that Moe was trolling you :(. Have a nice day!
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