I know there have been cat and dog search history posts on here already, but this one is for any pet out there.

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Goats: Vitamin E, D3 and A (IDK y but they love it)
Pretty blonde goats
Cat: Stuffed mice near me
How to claw your human to death
carpet squares on sale near me

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    Cat's search history:
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    Free food near me
    How to get away with completely ANNIHILATING the family couch
    How to hunt the birds and other small animals that appear inside a large black box the owner makes me stare at: A step by step guide
    Humans up for adoption near me
    CATNIPPPPP
    ffhdjkfhjdkfhjdkdfhjdkfhkd (Fell asleep on the keyboard)
    How to look innocent when the hoomans see your search history

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    GalaxyGriffin
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    #3

    How to wrap a dead mouse as a present for pet human
    nearest mouse -a -chino near me
    quick catnip delivery

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    Galactic wolf Of the nebula
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    #4

    how the hell do i grt out of this place!!!!!
    no just kidding,my pets love us!but im going to do one for the bunny!

    carrots
    carrots
    carrots
    C A R R O T S
    why am i called cookie?my names bob

    my buns name is cookie tho!

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    Serenity Kinney
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    #5

    Free toys near me
    How to sneak up on the couch without people kicking you off
    How to get more snuggled
    How to be the boss
    Why don't the humans listen to me
    How to wake up easier
    How to hide search history from humans...

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    Kas Hanson
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    #6

    Cats:
    How to get food
    Free cat food
    Best food delivery
    How to kill hooman

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    Hello
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    #7

    What is my pet human saying to me

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet human? That's funny. My dogs think my siblings and I are their puppies!

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    #8

    Jupiter, my cat-

    Where does it hurt most to claw?
    Most annoying ways to awaken
    Jumping off stomachs like a trampoline at 3 a.m for beginners
    My hooman slaves forgot to give me my catnip today, how can I torture them without the police finding out?
    Catnip near me
    Belly floof conditioner
    Claw sharpener.


    BEN- Doggo

    My hoomans do not want me anymore, they left for 'School' and 'work' five minutes ago, therapists near me
    Poop near me (Fresh please)
    How to make hooman hold me in arms forever
    What foods make you fart the stinkiest?
    How to be alpha

    EMILY (Doggo)

    Cat hunting for beginners
    Tooting politely when guests are over
    How to make hooman give belly rubs
    Being invisible at night for experts (SHe is a black lab and at night you just step on something furry it is so scary)
    My brother dog is eating bricks should I be concerned (Ben eats everything, rosebushes, terracotta, anything goes)

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    Esther
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    #9

    I want food
    Where can I get food
    Why can’t I get food
    Why do I only get food at lunch and dinner
    Food
    How to get owners to give me more food
    How to steal food
    Where do they keep the food
    Food
    Food

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    #10

    how to stuff 5,000 foods in my cheeks.
    How to make my hooman stop kissing me.
    How to run away from hooman ville.
    How to pretend to go on wheel but not.
    How to get out of hooman- hammy holding time.
    How to make the poopy stop sniffing me.


    As you can guess i have a hamster. Also poopy is puppy.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes she is quite hillarious, her name is Sparrow, and my family and I got her from a ethical hamster breeder called hubba hubba hamstery, you can go back to may or june posts and they did a whole photoshoot, she was there favorite in the litter and the cutest!

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    #11

    Free catnip near me

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    #12

    WhAthaPpenSifieatEdtheGoosePoOp

    WhYwoNtdAddyLetSmeSitiNhiSLap

    WaNtmoreSweAtersWheRedoIgEttHems

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    #13

    How to play chess
    Can eating plastic kill you?
    I'm hungry
    Why won't humans take me for a walk?
    Human - dog translation
    How to interpret human
    I'm even more hungry
    Where do puppies come from?
    I am starving! No food for a whole minute!
    Most handsome dog near me

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    #14

    How to annoy your owners you need to go out to the backyard for potty but then you want to come back inside 1 second later to annoy them and also where can i get free treats

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    #15

    How to get your human to give you more love than the puppy.
    Also, how to get your human to give you as many walks and treats as possible.

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    Someone
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    #16

    Hey everyone! I have a cute Black Lab her name is Bella and she was the runt of her litter. Here is what she actually searches (we are pretty sure at least!). Hoe to eat tortillas w/o hooman noticing Why do hoomans throw balls and then want us to go get them for them Why hooman doesn't like greeting kisses Why same person keeps coming over for dinner and makes her smile

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    #17

    My rats search history-
    free banana chips near me
    why hooman gives me in trouble for biting fingers
    how to clean sister without her clawing my eyes
    how to steal food
    the hooman hasn’t fed me for five minutes, i’m being starved

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    #18

    My cat would search “how to steal the old lady’s mouse” she’s always trying to steal the older ones mouse smh

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    Leaf
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    #19

    How to make hooman pet me
    High quality catnip (in a high quality box)
    why does hooman use water instead of liking itself

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    Livia Paikos
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    #20

    i never had a pet, but this is what it would search:
























    nothing bc i dont have a pet.

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    #21

    how do you throw a rider off multiple times in one lesson

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