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Many people had good last words.
Take care of our kits...
Take me to Mooncradle. I want to be buried under the Celestial Willow.
Or that one guy that got called who had no dialouge!
*silence*
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#1
"Don't worry, it's safe. I do it all the time."
Final score:
11points
#2
"Well...at least you don't know about the-"
Final score:
6points
#4
I guess I'm following the great Warrior-Cook now. Solen and Luana will be stopping by, June 12 each year."
OR
"I left...a million dollars... at this adress... s-s----ssev..."
Final score:
3points
TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago
Change the "Million dollars" with "nuke with the power to destroy the world that goes off in ten days" and you've gotten what I'd say
#6
Oh, and I have a million dollars for you stashed- *dies broke as hell
Final score:
2points
#7
hmm, if i was in a situation where i knew i would die soon, i would write everyone i know a letter (serious-ish one, with some lighthearted elements to retain my personality, ig). i would ask a trusted person to send them out for me after i die. i would change all of my social media bios too.
as for my last words, well i'd probably do something, like a joke or something to lighten up the mood.
something like idk... "well that was one helluva ride. it was fun while it lasted dudes. see yall's on the other side. :P"
Final score:
1point
#9
Probably a massive understatement (depends on wether you want to die or not - but assuming you don’t). Something like ‘this sucks.’ Or ‘I’m fine’
Final score:
1point
#10
Frik you grim reaper darn wraith always unaliving me over and over
Final score:
1point
#11
Finally! Took frickin long enough!
Final score:
1point
Blyss Blyssylb 6 months ago
So I was supposed to be born December 18 - 22, 1971...my poor Mother describes her pregnancy with me as "looking like a bloated beaçhed whale" anyway, I was finally born about a month later in January... I'm hoping to be equally late to my own funeral 😂
What do you think ?
#1 Candevil Fan (Post author) 1 year ago
Don't touch the cabinet. Seriously, though, the cabinet is off limits. You're not ready for it. There's no skeleton. I promise. Maybe if I loop the same text three times you'll stop? There's actually nothing in there. There's actually nothing in there. There's actually nothing in there. Wow, that didn't work.
#1 Candevil Fan (Post author) 1 year ago
Don't touch the cabinet. Seriously, though, the cabinet is off limits. You're not ready for it. There's no skeleton. I promise. Maybe if I loop the same text three times you'll stop? There's actually nothing in there. There's actually nothing in there. There's actually nothing in there. Wow, that didn't work.
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