Everyone contemplates what they would call their autobiography at one point in their lives. What would your autobiography be titled?

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Fumbling Towards Enlightenment

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Theoretical Empiricist
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#2

"Autobiography you didn't know you needed to read, and you actually don't"

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Violeta Draseikaitė
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#3

"Wow, I didn't see that coming"- By Blank

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A U T O P H O B I A
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#4

But Wait, It Gets Worse (By ____)

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Person
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#5

what not to do in life

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River Webb
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#6

"101 ways to do nothing"

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AliceInWonderland?
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#7

The Smartest Idiot.

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Potato
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the irony. You can be book smart but not street smart and vice-versa. So I like this.

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#8

Chicken poop and angry mobs- the Bean Kraus

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#9

Karma- A depressing tale of unfortunate moments

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Todoroki
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#10

"Why am I Writing About Myself Again, Nothing Happened"

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Swyft
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#11

Intentionally Awkward

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Helen Haley
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#12

How I put the F-U in Fun.

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David Retsler
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#13

"Solving problems that I did not cause by myself"

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Diana Lopetaitė
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#14

The f***ed up life of (my name)

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UNEXPLAINABLE
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#15

"my huge imagination that makes me look crazy" - pan

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Asy_End
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#16

"Up and down and Up again, hopefully."

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Eli_Electrify
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#17

this is not a Autobiography,its just me saying things.

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Serenity Kinney
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#18

The weird and not so wonderful lofe of (my name)

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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#19

Crazy: The story of (my name)

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WWE Fan
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#20

Starting from the bottom.

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deletemyaccount
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#21

Left Out in Left Field

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Shadow of Light
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#22

What not to do and what not to do ever by whoever

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Billy The Kid
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#23

"92 different ways to call the police, See now your interested ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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MustardLemon
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#24

The beginning, middle, and the present.

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MΣMΣ KIПG
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#25

How to go through life without f*ing it up.

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Bee / she/her
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#26

Lorelai's life... the weirdest life ever (with colorings/drawings that I've done)

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Lorelai Purvis
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#27

The (Fabulously) Weird Life of (me)

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CuttlefishRule
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#28

Not In Your Wildest Dreams

(This actually happened and you can't make this crap up)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually thought of a better title: Cold Coffee, Lost Photographs, Old Books, Sad Songs and My Dead Friends

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#29

"Hunny I don't know either"

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8-ball
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#30

I'd Rather Be A Cautionary Tale Than A Good Example

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Not a Robot
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#31

Life in a pile o books

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AndPeggy
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#32

How to NOT be happy

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idkwhatsmyname
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#33

The Lengthy Story of Why Harlow Cries Over That Damn Band All The Time

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Louie
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#34

How to get mixed up in random weird events.... A (non-) guide to life.

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Tarcandor
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#35

There’s more!

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Charlie Anderson
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#36

*Id*iot

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Elvee K
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