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Hey Pandas, What Would You Name Your Future Kid/Kids?

Even if you wouldn’t like to have kids, what names would you pick?

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#1

Not super modern, but I have always wanted a daughter named Charlotte.

Idk about a boy name, maybe Aaron. Every Aaron I have met is super nice

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Nonbinary_Pan_Duh 1 year ago

All aarons are nice :)

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#2

There are a lot of family names, so I'd probably go with one of those.

Boy: James

Girl: Adelaide or Andrea

Suggested name for a non-binary child: Andie

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Cypress 1 year ago

Those are really pretty.

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#3

Girl: Millicent James
Boy: Thatcher Montgomery

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Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago

Dang very specific

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#4

I really like the names Isa, Jocelyn, Marcus and Devin. I also feel like Vendetta would be a really pretty name if it wasn’t for the meaning of the name.

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Bisexual Axolotls 1 year ago

Please name your child Vendetta, I beg you.

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#5

If I had a boy it would be Hershel after Hershel Layton (Professor Layton)
Might be cheesy but idk 🤷

If I had a girl though, I would name her Marissa. Just sounds nice to me.

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#6

I would name them. Idk what I would name them but they’d have names. If I even have kids.

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Unnamed Hooman 1 year ago

Fair

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#7

Madison or Robin

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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