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Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Got Superpowers? (Closed)

If you got superpowers, would you be a hero? A villain? Neither?? BOTH?! WOULD ANYBODY BE SAFE FROM THE CHAOS YOU WOULD CAUSE?!?!?!

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#1

I would have the power to enter any photograph for 30 minutes. I could talk with the people (but not harm them), interact with the scenery etc. After 30 minutes everything in the image would reset and I coukd repeat the process for different results. All the sights, sounds, and smells would be there.

Final score:

7points

MedusaWasBeautiful

Mickysixxx 1 year ago

Like Gumby

2points

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#2

Knowing me, I'd probably do something stupid instantly. I wouldn't exactly be a hero but I'd definitely not be a villain, sorta chaotic neutral. I'd have fun with it before actually doing anything big

Final score:

5points

crowspectre (he/they)

crowspectre (he/they) (Submission author) 1 year ago

Forgot to mention, but I'd probably have fire/light powers. I'd want to have wings or be able to communicate with crows, but fire and light represents my personality more

3points

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#3

i would be an anti hero because some people don't deserve a second chance

Final score:

4points

#4

honestly depends on my power

But I do like to help people

but if I were to help them it would be from the shadows I'm not interested in being known (NO THANKS GOVERNMENT) Being know = lab rat or being killed

Final score:

3points

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Paige Booke Reed 1 year ago

Agree

2points

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#5

Nothing legal, you don't want me to have super powers

Final score:

3points

Mickysixxx (Submission author) 1 year ago

I'd be robbing banks living the sweet life

1point

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#6

I’d be an antihero.

Final score:

2points

DP(READ BIO UPDATED AGAIN)

🫦08 1 year ago

understandable

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#7

Depends on the powers...... Death note type powers? Watch out world, get ready to lose all your politicians....

Final score:

2points

CrazyCatLady 1 year ago

Except the good ones, right?

3points

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#8

im torn between being a superhero and a supervillain. but we dont really have a need for superheros cause we dont have any cool villains so i guess id be a supervillain

Final score:

1point

emotional support velociraptor

DP 2(DP) 1 year ago

Cool I’ll be an anti hero and kil- I mean fight you..

1point

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#9

Probably nothing TBH. Like if I had psychic powers I'd honestly only use it to grab my soda without getting up from watching tv.

Final score:

1point

#10

I would be able to go through walls (so would anything I was carrying.) I’d let myself in supermarkets whose manager can’t be a***ed to send unsold stuff to food banks and I’d take it to the food banks.

Final score:

1point

CrazyCatLady 1 year ago

Nice!

1point

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#11

Read minds so I can judge people (Also, I'm autistic so maybe jokes will land better)

Final score:

1point

#12

I’d like to have a power where I’m invisible when I want to be and one where I can “shift my consciousness” into other people/objects. If I need to spy on someone to solve a crime, I can shift my consciousness to a nearby object while I’m standing on the other side of town. If I want to experience something, I can shift my consciousness to a person who’s going to experience it. I won’t get any of the memories the person has and the person will have no idea that I’m there and will also experience that. I can also shift my consciousness to an amoeba if I’m feeling lazy and bored

Final score:

1point

Stardust she/her

#13

I’d be able to disappear and live inside another person whenever I wanted, not like possessing them but I could just see what life’s like for them and what’s going on in their head. And I want to be able to fly!!!!

Final score:

1point

Katie the Koala

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#14

I would use my powers to help people, not in the huge stopping-an-entire-country way, but just do small stuff. Oh, and mabye move out of the U.S

Final score:

0points

Yesn't (they/them) ️‍

DP 2(DP) 1 year ago

Most likely government would round as all up and run experiments on us.

0points

#15

I'd use it for my own good probably, but I'd help other people out if needed. On the other hand, I have a few scores to settle, so powers would come in handy.

Final score:

0points

DP 2(DP) 1 year ago (edited)

Scores to settle? I do too. They are gonna have an intimate k*ssing scene with the pavement…

1point

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#16

I’d probably use them for myself mostly, but I’d try to help people out as much as I could

Final score:

0points

DP 2(DP) 1 year ago

I’d probably do that too. I’d be an antihero.

0points

#17

Me? Superpowers? Queen wrote a song for this very occasion. Its called 'Some Heads are gonna Roll!'.

Final score:

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Paige Booke Reed 1 year ago

Lol 🤣

1point

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#18

I would love to have shapeshifting powers so that I could prank people and let my nonbinary self be as gender neutral or whatever i’m feeling as possible

Final score:

0points

Grudge-holding Treefrog

#19

I would probably have slender man (Yes, the urban legend) like powers and live in the shadows. I would help out the people who truly need help, and scare those who need to get right with the world. I would then make myself be known as an urban legend, and when the YouTubers and such come for me I would traumatize them. I think it is best I don't have powers.

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#20

I’d get x ray vision to check out men’s bottoms 😆

Final score:

-1point

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#21

If I could return to the beauty of my youth and be naked in the fitness and have chisel abdomen would be wonderful to amaze every person all the people

Final score:

-3points

Paige Booke Reed

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Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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CrazyCatLady 1 year ago

I’d want to shape-shift into animals (even mythical) and be able to understand animals, but only the ones I want to so that it’s not too much sound

1point

Findlay O’Connor 1 year ago

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CrazyCatLady 1 year ago

I’d want to shape-shift into animals (even mythical) and be able to understand animals, but only the ones I want to so that it’s not too much sound

1point

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