Hey Pandas What Were Your Cringiest Comments, Comebacks, Or Pick Up Lines? (Closed)

Simple.

Keep it G rated.

Kid: "So you got an 80 on the test? That's sad."
Me: "Well, you know what else is sad? Your face!"
Yeah...haven't been allowed to forget that thanks to my friends.

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5points

Black Pearl

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DUN DUN 3 years ago

If I was one of your friends, I'd probably make a wooden carving of those words and gift it to you on your birthday

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We were at a small house party for a classmates 16th birthday.
Quite possibly the prettiest girl in all of County Mayo asked my friend, 'Sooo d'ya like seafood?... because I can be quite the catch!
My friend, oblivious to the strange and mysterious ways of courtship, didn't realise what she meant, so he just replied, 'I like some things, but I can't stand clams!'
After a quick facepalm, and telling him he's a complete eeijit we explained that she was flirting. It all worked out ok because it seemed she preferred a wet drip!

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4points

Donkey boi

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I'm 40 work at a so called professional building and I have a career. One day I walked in wearing my glasses. A douchebag coworker kept calling me 4 eyes. It was so childish and idiotic but he kept at it. I finally told him in front of everyone that I slept with his wife. ( Thank you Larry David or who ever in Seinfeld writing crew who came up with that line)

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4points

Tim leonard

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I asked my manager for something at work.
His reply was jokingly “No”
I said “Pleeeeease?” in the most high-pitched, babyish voice ever.
He didn’t say anything but I cringe every time I think about it.

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4points

ChariotLee

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Flopsy 3 years ago

Awwwww, I find this very cute for some reason

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“Your comeback was so bad, it didn’t even come back!”

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3points

ceraunophile

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2 REALLY nerdy pickup lines.

Are you Copper and Tellerium, because you are CuTe.

And

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? Because you’re F-I-Ne.

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3points

Kenneth Mears

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