Hey Pandas, What Weird Stuff Did You Do As A Kid? (Closed)

We all did weird and dumb stuff as kids, and often it is comedy GOLD. Let's hear it!

I had this little model human body, with organs and things you could take out with tweezers. I... pretended I was a cannibal and it was like sushi.

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Lord pretzell

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I_Am_So_???? 6 months ago

LMAO. WHEEZE.

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I used to look up butts on google when I was 7 because I thought they were funny and I got traumatized very very fast.

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AA-RAV

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I_Am_So_???? 6 months ago

Could be worse. I looked up 'fetish' when I was 12 because I liked funny foot fetish stories. Spoiler: I ended up on PornHub, giant d**k staring me in the face. I'm 14 now.

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I used to threaten decapitation to cope with my social anxiety...

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Rage of Aquarius

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Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

I imagine that was fairly effective. I hope you are finding some relief from the anxiety.

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I would always "flirt" with boys, but really I would say they're cute and I like them and stuff, which is not flirting at all it's just confessing feelings. The thing is I would do it to every single guy I saw. Now I'm careful not to flirt unless I actually like the guy so I don't repeat that embarrassing past.

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Black Pearl

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I ate my boogers till I was six. I know, disgusting!

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Titas Burinskas

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Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

It looks disgusting but studies have shown that children who eat their boogers actually have a healthier immune system than those who don't.

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I got mad at people if they pronounced dinosaur names wrong, I liked to bite people, half the time I communicated with cat noises (I still do this), and I pretended to be shyer and more fragile and innocent than I actually was so people would be more impressed when I talked to or insulted them. I also thought diet sodas were made of pee and sand mixed together, and told people this as if it was true.

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Universal Toaster Goddess

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Nixxy 3 years ago

Lol I feel like biting people when they pronounce dinosaur names wrong (only when I correct them once or twice tho and they still get it wrong)

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I licked walls and ate the corners off of book pages

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not your average weirdo

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I ate grass 🤣

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Goth Mouse (he/they)

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Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

Some types are rather tasty.

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I didn't find it weird but my classmates sure did. I used to do all the quizzes in science textbooks (yep, I'm that old) on the weekends. I loved learning.

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Terilee Bruyere

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lmao I chewed my toenails

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fifi.x

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Nixxy 3 years ago

Oof I still do that, that’s weird?

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In elementary school, I’d stand on the playground, spread my arms wide, and just spin. I’d spin as fast as possible. I usually fell down backwards on my back. I’d then just lay there looking at the sky until the dizziness subsided. Then I’d do it again. It was oddly relaxing.

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V Martinez

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I ate honey on my grilled cheese sandwiches (and with out my parents knowing I trapped flies in the honey as well) and I called snails neils. And pelicans pecilans.

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Nixxy

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I would dig up worms, dip them in Ketchup, and eat.

Also sticks of butter dipped in sugar.

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