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#1
I swung myself in an office chair at work once. My butt was faster than my legs so I twisted my leg in a weird way and my kneecap jumped from the front of my leg to the right side. It was the most pain I ever felt. I couldn't get it back in place on my own so I had to be transported to the ER.
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3points
#2
I got this idea because I currently have a semi broken toe and a fractured pinky (yes they both hurt). Honestly I don't know how I broke my toe but with my pinky I was at school and then someone kicked a ball since it was recess time and we were playing kickball, but it got close to me so I tried to catch the ball but the ball landed on my pinky then making it all curvey and it hurt A LOT, but I didn't tell anyone. When I went home I told my mom so my mom and my sister tried to crack my finger it sadly didn't work and it hurt to the point where I cried when they were attempting to crack it.So yeah I still have it to this day and it dosn't really hurt that much anymore since I have had it for about a year.I wanna hear yours tho so get TYPING!
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#3
I sprained my wrist sledding. Me and my friends were sledding on a path in the woods. One friend had a sledding and was complaining that it wouldn't turn right. I was like, I bet I can figure out how to steer it. I get on the sled, am goi g fine and then where the path splits, I smashed into a tree/bush thing. My friends said it was worth it because it was funny to watch.
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1point
little w@bbit 3 years ago
oh thats bad it not funny to watch someone get hurt unless its a funny movie
#4
Accidentally scalped myself.
I was sledding downhill on a toboggan, laying on my back, head in the curved part at the front so I could see absolutely nothing. I hit a tree at the bottom of the hill. Knocked unconscious for who knows how long. Pulled about a 4 inch section of my scalp back about 2 inches. I was taken to the regional hospital then transported to a major trauma center about 40 minutes away to be evaluated for a fractured skill and subdural hematoma. Fortunately of those turned out to be negative. Just had a flap of my scalp that needed reattaching.
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1point
#5
Don't really remember any, but when I was a toddler me and my family were playing ball in the kitchen when suddenly I tripped and face planted on the floor. I ended up knocking loose both my front teeth. I don't really remember much about it, but I do remember I was crying and there was a lot of blood :(
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1point
Tory Chrome 3 years ago
One time. . . No actually two times.. . I did like a foward kick and ended up backflip ig and landing on my face xD (this was when I was 6-7)
#6
On my first day on 1st grade I was rlly exited for recess, so I ran outside and fell, and my tiny 6 year old knee was stabbed by a rock. Mum took me to the hospital, school had the rock removed😂
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1point
#7
Fractured skull, bleed on the brain, broken left shoulder, broken left wrist, broken pelvis and a broken left hip. All caused when someone didn't check their mirrors when changing lanes on a motorway. They hit my motorcyle, sending both me and my bike into and over the central barrier and into the opposite carriage way. I was in a coma for 2 weeks and it was more than two years after that that I finally finished my physiotherapy and was able to ride again. It is now over 10 years since my accident and some of my injuries still have not, nor ever will be, fully healed
Final score:
1point
#8
Ok this is lame but.... I basically was on this beach and there were a lot of rocky cliffs where you could collect salt. Like, real salt. So I was on one of these cliffs in FLIP-FLOPS 🩴 ( I was like 6) and I fell. Scraped away most of my knee and landed it straight into a pool of SALT. I’m not even gonna continue
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1point
#9
yesterday(monday may 17) i had a seizure
all thought i didn't really get hurt i did fall though.
heres how: once i sucked a bit of helium gas and my voice sounded funny so yesterday i thought what if my voice was REAALLLLLY high and my great grandma had gave out some balloons so i sucked all the air out and my grandma tried telling me to stop but then it was too late. i dont remember having a seizure but my grandma said i took about 3 steps to the right (or left, idk) and then fell and started shaking and then all i remember is me waking up and my grandma telling me never to do that again and i was clueless but she told me what happed. then after we left, we got milkshakes from sonic! im okay now, guys.
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little w@bbit (Submission author) 3 years ago
did i mention the part where i sucked all of the gas out
#10
I was around 9. . . I was at my friends birthday party. Their pool and bar/grill area was spare rated from their grass, satire swing, and animal area by a big iron gate. Me and one of my friend’s friends were going to the tire swing. She was in front of me and open the gate and let is swing. . . Right into my forehead. It didn’t hurt but I felt hot blood dripping down my face. She looked at me and said “OH MH GOD YOU ARE BLEEDING” we ran inside. The gate had ripped open a tiny slit on my forehead. The birthday girl put her day away to be there for me as I went to the ER (the urgent care was closed) and they glued my forehead up :>
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0points
#11
I was 8 or 7 years old and wanted to jump onto a box but fell and hit my head on a brick I'm ok that was 4 years ago
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#12
I broke my tailbone a while ago. I was ice skating and this kid came out of nowhere. I’m not horribly good at any kind of skating, and I was scared that I’d hurt someone, and so I decided to skate out of the way. The tip of the skate caught on ice and I slammed down so hard and fast that I saw stars. It hurt to sit down for 6 months.
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0points
#14
haven't been injured very often, but i'd have to say the time i almost broke my nose from falling down the stairs. i think theres still a blood stain on the carpet :/
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#16
Kind of stupid, but last year I was walking in the halls with my buddy to go to the bathroom, and then I hit one of the metal support pillars on the head. (no concussion, but it was bleeding)
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#17
i was palying with a dog with a stick and i reached for the stick and so did the dog and it bit my arm.. it didnt hurt but i got an effection from the bite
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GalaxyGriffin 3 years ago
It's painful to read these (As the very sensitive person I am) but it's a good question idea all the same.
GalaxyGriffin 3 years ago
It's painful to read these (As the very sensitive person I am) but it's a good question idea all the same.
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