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Hey Pandas, What Was Your First Thought Today?

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Hey Pandas, what did you think about when you first woke up today? What do you usually think about when in your first few waking moments?

Today, I woke up feeling not so excited about anything. I remember times, especially as a kid, waking up and being so excited about things like even just a new outfit to wear or seeing a coworker I like on the schedule with me.

These days as an adult (43) I wake up with a seemingly never-ending to-do list or problem-solving streams running amuck in the neuronal landscape known as my "mind". Does this happen to you too?

I want to wake up excited again.

What did you think about when you woke up today? Are you excited about something?

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#1

"Where the hell is my ukulele."
I always wake up and instantly think something weird like this. I don't even own a ukulele.

Final score:

6points

#2

I started mentally calculating how long I could stay in bed and scroll through bored panda and still make it to school on time

Final score:

4points

Deutschland Mädchen

#3

Oh yes that’s right I have to today 😔

Final score:

3points

#4

ugh school.

Final score:

2points

#5

'Did I set the coffee pot?'
Shortly followed by 'BATHROOM'

Final score:

2points

Terilee Bruyere

#6

I thought I loaded my other saved existence but sadly was just the dream cutscene.

Final score:

2points

Dylan B. aka pickle

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#7

I need to plug my iPad in bmjyfvgjtewsetkdtyhgbhff

Final score:

2points

Ice-cream Kitty

#8

The monkey emoji 🐵
Weird I know right

Final score:

2points

Just another bored hooman

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#9

"Wait what is that hail? Schist it's going to smash my window in I'm going back to sleep."
- Frogi, 2021
It was raining when I woke up lol.

Final score:

2points

#10

Where the f*k is my cat. Oh no wait I don't havejone lol I have a brother though. Life could be better.☹️

Final score:

2points

That sarcastic asshole

#11

Frick it’s not the weekend

Final score:

2points

Gremlin (She/They)

#12

“I am way behind on Christmas presents.”
Every year, i make a clay sculpture for my mom, dad, and sister. I have one and a half done with only 13 days until Christmas. I am slightly panicked.

Final score:

2points

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#13

Most of the time its "dammit, I woke up"
Today it was "S**t, i have to go to a tournament today"

Final score:

1point

#14

"Do I really have to get up tho?" I mean a job isn't mandatory right?

Final score:

1point

Whitney Anderson

#15

‘Ugh I wanna die’ is most of the time.
Today it was ‘SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP DAD!’

Final score:

1point

Bisexual Tiger 🇺🇦

#16

If I get out of bed I get out of bed.

Final score:

1point

#17

is it the weekend?!!! no its a school day well back to bed

Final score:

1point

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#18

"my history essay is due today"

(i don't have an essay due anytime soon im just weird like that)

Final score:

1point

#19

I have to get ready in 15 minutes… I’ll just wait 30 minutes and probably be latw

Final score:

0points

#20

"Huh? Oh my alarm...OH SH*T FOG" (Im in highschool so that means 2hr delay)

Final score:

0points

#21

Another one for today was Everything is or isn't ice cream.

Final score:

0points

#22

"Alexa, stop." as I stop my alarm.

Final score:

0points

#23

It was either: Crap my orchestra concert is in two days or I wonder if I got the part I wanted in the christmas pageant (I didn't)

Final score:

0points

3 Trash Pandas (She/They)

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#24

F**k. Maybe I can go back to sleep.

Final score:

0points

#25

“I wish it was the weekends”

Final score:

0points

Chernobyl Guide

#26

what the fu-

Final score:

0points

Chill guy havin a chill day

#27

“I don’t want to watch Pokémon.” My brother usually wakes up before me and he goes straight to Pokémon.

Final score:

0points

#28

"Oh s@#t, it's almost 8!" I wasn't late for work or anything, but I don't trust my 3yo to stay out of trouble, and it's unfair to expect my 8yo to keep him out of trouble so I usually get up with them around 7.

Final score:

0points

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Diana Lopetaitė

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

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