I like to play DnD and have had quite a lot of good moments what is one of your favorites? Don't worry it doesn't have to be DnD!

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Oooh this is a hard one but probably just the whole game “What remains of Edith Finch”. I’ve pretty much just started it and it’s crazy good already.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, this was an interesting game. There's many in the same style. But this story here was really good.

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Context: I DM for a group of 6-8 players (send help) depending on how many are there that day. I’m pretty sure everyone was there that day.

Anyways, the party is hunting down an Annis hag, and they’ve gotten its iron token (creepy magic walkie-talkie) from a little kid.

So they’re heading down the path to the hag’s lair, and the iron token crackles on, because I’d decided the hag would contact the kid every day at a specific time. I put on my best creepy, raspy whisper and go, “hello, child…”

Three players speak up simultaneously.

Druid: “F*CK YOU!”

Paladin: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

Rogue: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”

I said in much more of a tired old lady that creepy witch voice, “ah, sheat” and gave them all inspiration, obviously.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some other good ones: the guy who played the Druid there, his first character lasted exactly two sessions, because he decided to kidnap a child so he could rename it Goblin Deez. No other plan. But he got hit over the head with a coffee table by an overprotective father and is now serving a life sentence.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cleric is a neutral evil five year old Owlin. She is extremely adorable and extremely stupid, and everyone loves her. So the party was exploring the sewers, and they found a thieve’s hideout that had a map of the sewers. One area was labeled “RATS.” Owlin, being stupid owl child, goes “FOOD MUST HAVE” and tries to convince the party to go there. Obviously they don’t, so she casts command on the Druid, and just says “RATS!” Druid interprets this as “turn into a swarm of rats.” Cleric is confused but delighted, and proceeds to catch and eat one of the Druid’s rats. I decided the best way to resolve this was “each rat is a body part.” So, she ate his left buttcheek. It wasn’t gory, just like, a scoop taken out of his butt. We lost a solid five minutes just hysterically laughing.

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I was dm-ing in a awful campaign in the olden days(aka when I was still in junior high).
The "guide" character had brought food into the cave they found, but one of my friends refused to trust him, and ended up eating a charred rat she (a fire magic user) had just unalived. still makes me laugh.

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