Hey Pandas, What Was The Weirdest Thing You Did As A Kid? (Closed)

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kissed my best friend (at the time, we were set to become step sisters) on a dare in a glass shower (water not running, clothes on ofc)

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Faye Drewit

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The exclamation marks are a little extreme! Lol.

My friends would play a game called sh** on a stick. You would literally find a stick. Then locate a dog turd. Attach said turd onto stick. Comence to chase friends around with sh** on a stick.

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Enochrises

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Well, once when I was like three or so, my dad caught me singing 'Daniel Tiger A**s, Daniel Tiger A**s'. I don't even even remember the words to that song anymore, though.

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Alley Cat

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Alley Childress (Submission author) 7 months ago

Something to do with your behind ;)

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Thankfully I have outgrown this toxic behaviour, but when I was 5-8 years old, I would threaten to kíll myself if my sibling didn't play with me. Absolutely fúcked up, and I don't know where it came from, but holy shít, I'm glad that I realised how bad a thing it was to say.

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When I was 8 I use to sit back in our woodpile and catch field mice by sitting still for hours with a bucket tipped on its side and some cereal in the very back of the bucket by the bottom. I would sit for hours, not moving, waiting and watching until a field mouse would scamper into the bucket far enough then suddenly tip it up so fast the mouse couldn't escape by jumping because it happened so suddenly and it was too tall to jump out of. In case you're wondering, I always let the mice go

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Chickens are fluffy

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Blyss Blyssylb 7 months ago

Unfortunately, I don't catch & release, I just catch the mice -with a cup- (have a couple of friends that have Nope Ropes as kritter kids) and hand them over to the Nope Rope Chefs. The Nope Ropes all thank me in their own slithery way 😎

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Ate a rock.

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mysterious(he/they, maybe?)

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_physically_insane_(he/him) 7 months ago

I ate an ant :3

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So I asked my mom how old I was when I began eating a particular thing and she said I was about 2 and a half years old. Everyone ready for this? Chocolate. Pure (Baker's) Unsweetened Cocoa Dutch processed Dark Chocolate. I've been eating it for 50 years. Some of you out there are probably thinking, "So what, lots of people eat chocolate"... Yes, lots of people eat chocolate. Most people prefer Milk Chocolate. Some will eat Dark Milk Chocolate...but, how many of you can honestly say that you like to eat Dark, No Milk added, No Sugar added, Pure Cacao Baker's Chocolate? 😋😋 Mm, mm good!

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Blyss Blyssylb

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Blyss Blyssylb (Submission author) 7 months ago

Also, I was literally the most outcast of misfit kids, got bullied/hazed daily. So when the teachers would tell us that we could bring a snack to class (had to bring enough for everyone) I would get, (from my classmates) "Oops! Did I just drop this on the ground and step on it? Just pick out the dirt and whatever..." SO - I repaid the "favor" by bringing in My Chocolate Candy 😂😂🤣🤣 Priceless

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