Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Confusing Paradox You’ve Ever Thought Of? (Closed)

Let's mess around with our minds.

The Rick Astley paradox. If you ask him for his copy of the movie up, he cannot give it to you as he would be giving you up, but he also can't not give it to you as he would be letting you down.

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crowspectre (he/they)

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If...
I won't take it lying down!
I'm not gonna sit here and take it!
I won't stand for it!
I won't bend the knee on this!
I won't bow to your demands!
I'm not bending over backwards for it!

Then, there is no position left to accept things in.

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7points

Donkey boi

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This sentence is false.

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6points

Mysteria

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Ur Mother Grookey 1 year ago

It doesn't make sense, so your lying! Wait, so you're right... Which means you're lying! Wait... So then you're right! So... Um... I'm dying... AHHHHH

6points

Katie the Koala 1 year ago

Agghhh I’m not even gonna try to puzzle this out lol

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BillTheRaptor 1 year ago

Oh its like this one: The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. But in one sentence. Cool!

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 1 year ago

Welp. There went my brain cells

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tragicaltales 1 year ago

wait.

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As a recovering alcoholic i had to admit defeat in order to win. Once i admitted i could not and would never be able to control my drinking then i gained the power to stay stopped.

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Enochrises

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When you're scared of being alone, you're actually scared of not being alone, so really you're scared of thinking you're alone when you are not alone but you think you're scared of what you really, truly aren't scared of at all.

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Tiramisu

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The literally concept of a paradox, something that logically makes sense, but contradicts itself, therefore it doesn’t make sense.

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Cypress

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If you went back in time and killed your grandma, who killed your grandma?

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oliver

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How two people can say they love each other, and then later try to destroy each other after the divorce.

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Mine Truly

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Literally anything we imagine exists in another universe somewhere. So there is a universe where we are all are furries.

Another one where Trump never became president.

One where the Republican party aren't like the way they are.

Another where we haven't poisoned the planet.

And another where all those are combined and everything is perfect.

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4points

Nevada McKinney

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If parallel universes exist is there a parallel universe where parallel universes don't exist?

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Rey

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Natural light can be in all colors except from black, right? I mean not the normal black light, but like… literal color black light.
Dunno if this counts as more as a paradox or a brain cell blip, so here is another one: if I say ‘I am lying about this sentence’

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien

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If parallel universes exist is there a parallel universe where parallel universes don't exist?

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Rey

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#13

if colors are all on the color spectrum, then how do you ever end up with black or white?

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Bored&InSchool

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For me it will always be the grandfather paradox.
And the butterfly effect as well.

I've spend way to long thinking about these.

One personal one tho is panphobia, the fear of everything. It just confuses me cus how do you live if every thing causes you to have extreme anxiety?

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