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#1

My parents told me when I was little that if I ate the seeds in a watermelon I would grow a watermelon in my stomach.

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#2

My mom told me she gave her tomato soup recipe to Campbell’s. I believed it until I was in Middle School.

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#3

An older kid at school told me they were pregnant. They were in fourth grade.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh, that kid probably didn’t know how that works and just heard the term

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#4

(im still a kid)my mom said " If YoU StIcK YoUr MiDdLe FiNgEr Up, It MeAnS YoUr FlIpPiNg OfF gOd" but really/mostly it means your flipping the person in front of you

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh that lie is like not worth telling because like the middle finger emoji exists lol

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#5

My mom told me my teeth would turn black at night if I didn’t brush them before bed

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh god well if you don’t brush them for a while maybe, but not overnight 🤣

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(im still a kid) i told this lie several times and im sure everyone else did i said that i was secretly SPIDERMAN

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#7

My mom told me, as a joke, that grape juice is made by people squeezing grapes with their toes. It ruined grape juice for me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude I haven’t liked grape juice my whole life but this hit me hard