Hey Pandas, What’s Something You Did During Middle School That Your Parents Wouldn’t Approve Of? (Closed)

I have a bunch of these.....

1. Went on a kid-friendly video game I'd been playing since 4 and somehow found the most dirty-minded group of people there. I lied about my age (I said I was 17 when I was actually 12) and then we roleplayed virtual sex (6 people, we did the jumping motion on top of people doing the sleeping motion and got around the chat restrictions by using 'mboans' for 'moans' and 'sfx' for 'sex') until I had to get off. I never saw them again but it was fun in a guilty way. The game was called Animal Jam.

2. Was a furry (I went to a furry convention at 13 while pretending to go to a sleepover)

3. Looked up 'fetish' and ended up on PornHub

4. Drew sexual art of WOF and Warriors characters

5. Went on BoredPanda

6. Set things on fire

7. Was friends with someone EXTREMELY perverted who:

Rape-style kicked me
Made a bunch of sexual/sex jokes
Constantly talked about sex
Jokingly had sexual positions with me

The worst part was I liked all of this

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Red PANda (she/they) 6 months ago

HOLY C**P ANIMAL JAM?! The flashbacks you just gave me omg 😂 I never found people role playing sex but I did roleplay on there a lot, like you’d get people rping fights against phantoms or like good vs evil, school roleplays, wild animal roleplays, family roleplays, stuff like that. It’s kind of hard to play Animal Jam and be a part of the WoF/Warriors fandoms without being a furry tbh. I think the sexual art of WoF/Warriors characters is fine cuz those are pretty anthropomorphized HOWEVER: pls don’t like f**k a cat in real life, animals can’t consent and zoophilia is not condoned by the furry fandom :P

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I was able to access the Internet unmonitored through my Kindle (not like a Kindle Fire, one of those old ones where the screen doesn’t glow), and I discovered Wattpad… I was just reading clean albeit cringey stories on there and then I stumbled onto some of the more dirty stuff and was like what the heck is this…I was so innocent (been at private school all my life, not very good sex education there) it took me a while to figure out what was going on lmao

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