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Hey Pandas, most of us have younger siblings, and its a fact some of them like to speak nonsense at all times, but was there any phrase that stuck with you?
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#1
I had gained a bit of covid-19 weight and struggling with hypothyroidism at the time. I told my younger sister that if there is an ice age the next day, I would survive longer. She said, “no, because I’m going to eat you first.”
Final score:
4points
R3belB4nny 3 years ago
So children now eat humans????? First human boogers...AND NOW ACTUAL HUMANS!?!?!?!?? Geez
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#2
"Great-grandma is sad" (5y/o)
Our great-grandma died when he was 2
Final score:
3points
R3belB4nny 3 years ago
Little Siblings always seem to have some conection with the dead.....its fricking creepy.
#3
My little brothers used to say they wanted to marry our mom.....I don't remember everyone's reactions....but it was kind weird...
Final score:
3points
#4
He (4 years old) asked my big bother (16 years old) if he died he could have his phone as his heritage.
Final score:
2points
#5
My youngest brother reveled in being eccentric. While in high school he would wander to to random people and ask "Can I tap on your watch?" Eventually, he got a tee shirt made, I guess to save time.
Final score:
2points
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