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#1
Honestly, probably the one where I bent down to pet a cat and it blew sh*t out of it's a$$ like ramparts mini-gun
Final score:
3points
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#2
A weird dream i had? Ducks and burger king. no context
Final score:
2points
#3
I've got a good one but it was a couple of months ago so I'll probably forget some things:
Me, my mum, my dad, my sister and my brother were playing a murder mystery game somewhere. I somehow worked out my dad hired the power rangers to kill the victim. We went home to do the reveal me and my mum went home in one car and my dad and siblings went in another. I was excited to do the reveal but when I looked out the window what do I see? THE POWER RANGERS TRYING TO KILL ME!! My mum and I were scared and drove home as fast as possible but when we got home and I was telling everyone else my mum tried to stop me by telling me to relax. I was so confused about that but ya know dream world makes no sense. The dream ended then btw.
Final score:
2points
#4
Tis don’t have dreams :p
Final score:
1point
#5
I used to have a reccuring dream when i was really little that i was a giant pteranodon pterodactyl, i cant remember much but i ate pumpkins?? that were smaller than grapes to me 😂 i was a girl pterodactyl in the dream (i was a boy) and i seem to remember having a nest of eggs and brooding tiny baby pterodactyls??? I used to have these dreams a lot so maybe in a past life i really was a mother pterodactyl?! 😅
Final score:
1point
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