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Hey Pandas, What Subject Would You Choose? (Closed)

Due to an admit error at your agents office, you have found out, last minute, you have to give an informative lecture to a packed ball of people. With no time to prepare, no time to research, based only on what you are knowledgeable in, what subject do you choose to talk about?

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#1

One of the following;

'The importance of avoiding admit errors to ensure you have a packed hall, and not packed ball.'

'Debunking "self empowerment" and "life coaches"; The power of being yourself.'

'How to talk c**p for hours at short notice and without preparation, while seeming like an authority on a subject.'

Final score:

5points

#2

Omg, Nathaniel I've been waiting to give people a lecture about this for longest time.

Procrastinating 101.

And I won't show up.

Final score:

5points

ThatBlackNightingale

ThatBlackNightingale (Submission author) 1 year ago

Id also give one on sarcasm so I can just roast everybody too.

3points

#3

The medical and scientific history of vampire mythology

Final score:

3points

fair_weather_rose (they/she)

Me. 1 year ago

Please tell me on here

1point

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#4

I'd probably talk about the Gospel, since that's what I am most passionate about.

But next to that, probably the importance of story in our lives or how to support those with mental health issues in your life.

Final score:

3points

Lil Miss Hobbit

#5

Plants

Final score:

3points

#6

Easy, I'd just infodump about whatever I was interested in at the time (currently, I would probably just go with an explanation of the hidden links in the Welcome Home ARG and my theories about them)

Final score:

2points

A Wild Bean (they/them/any)

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#7

Stupid not being able to edit the question. Admit should have been Admin. BP give us the ability to edit.

Final score:

2points

Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.

#8

Probably Harry Potter it's the only thing I know lots about.

Final score:

2points

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#9

Being a missionary kid, in Asia, in the 1950s and 1060s.

Final score:

2points

Lil Miss Hobbit 1 year ago

Ohh, I would totally listen to this

2points

#10

i would just talk about noahfinnce the entire time lol

Final score:

2points

freakingbee (she/they)

cartoon ghosts 1 year ago

No I actually need to introduce you to my friend, you're more obsessed than he js

1point

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#11

How to get away with opening the same themed bear animatronic restaurant over and over and still getting people to come and throw money in my face

Final score:

2points

Squidward’s Nose

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#12

Having spent over fifteen years in telephone customer service, I would give a nice little talk on dealing with angry clients on the phone.

Final score:

2points

Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago

Take an upvote, fellow veteran of that hellscape.

1point

#13

why lectures are stupid.

Final score:

1point

#14

id probably rant about whatever thing i’m most obsessed with at the moment. currently it is lovejoy and fnaf :)

Final score:

1point

twilight (he/they/it)

#15

A very long extensive boring history of gothic rock and culture..... And when everyone falls asleep out of boredom, I'll steal all their phones and run screaming into the night....
Or...
A long boring powerpoint presentation, with graphs and diagrams, on how screamo vocals exponentially improve J pop songs...... Then steal everyones phones and run screaming ( in Japanese) into the night....

Final score:

1point

fair_weather_rose 2.0 1 year ago

I would definitely attend both of those lectures

1point

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#16

"Why Spiderman Friend or Foe (2007) is the best Spiderman game of all time"

Final score:

-2points

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

I am YouTube famous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJR1sx-FBCI 40 seconds onwards. I have never bothered with including pronouns in my name, never really needed as I have never been accidentally mis gendered. I have put them in now though to show support for others, also to annoy the transphobic trolls that seem to regularly appear these days.

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Hi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick. Professionally, I'm the senior community manager over at Bored Panda, helping people share their awesome work and connecting artists with a worldwide audience. Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.

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