Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don’t Need?

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I can do formal logic, but since nothing makes sense in this world, I rarely need it.

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Richard A Petro 2 years ago

I find doing formal "chaos" is far more appropriate for the 21st Century......and still NO "flying cars"!

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I have really good memory for random facts or anecdotes. Want to know the code names of all operations of WW2? Got them. Name of the lookout that spotted the iceberg on the Titanic? Know it. Number of cannons aboard HMS Victory at the Battle of Trafalgar? Yep. Mozart's stage directions for Don Giovanni? Sure.
But... What's the name of the coworker I have known for almost a year or where did I leave my keys? No clue...

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare

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I-am-bubbles!(she/her/cat) 2 years ago

I’m not the only one with this talent! Yay!!!!!

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I can recognize any song from listening to it for a few seconds and remember all the lyrics in one listen. It’s pretty dumb but its good for one person karaoke at 2am.

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•🧿•DJ•🧿•

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HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

Try out for game shows. There is a new one that the winner gets 1 million dollars. All based on remembering lyrics.

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#4

I can make a duck call and tap dance, not necessarily separately.

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Llama King

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

THAT I need to see...

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#5

I can put my foot behind my head, and make a Donald duck impression

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Has sold soul for corn chip

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago (edited)

I want to see this please. PS. I have a corn chip!

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#6

i know 4 languages, but majority of time using only English... sometimes another one but that's that :( my grandpa used to know 5, but due to not having anyone to talk to - he forgot. Afraid same will happen to me after years.

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B-b-bird

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Suzanne Haigh 2 years ago

Travel to the countries for holidays?

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#7

I can snap with my toes. I don't know how, but we're talking a full on snapping noise.

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Darth Vader

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Kinda cool actually. Like if you got kidnapped and can't scream and your hands are tied up, but your toes are free.

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#8

I can flare/ wiggle my nostrils at will. Besides an occasional "Hey guess what I can do" moment it has no use.

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CD King

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Lizzy Crit 2 years ago

I didn't realize until recently not everyone can flare their nostrils

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#9

Not me, my husband. He can waggle both eyebrows separately. Total wave action. Our kids are very jealous.

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Honey Bee

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Jill Chambers 2 years ago

"OMG Dad! You gave me the baldness gene but not that! So unfair!"

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#10

Due to a past life where I wanted to be a star of the theater, I can sing about 25 different Broadway musicals start to finish from memory. I am not in the theater. I do have the nerdy reputation for having a song for every situation though. Not to mention, my 5 year old thinks I am an improvisational queen!

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Bella Dementia

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Joy 2 years ago

Similar 😀

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#11

The ability to fall asleep at work without anyone noticing.

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scared but determined

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wowbagger 2 years ago

Wait a second, that's a *really* useful skill

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#12

I'm very creative with snarky sarcasm. No longer need it because I pi$$ed off all my friends and family with it. Oops

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Dawn Passamichalis

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Moonie (she/they/he) 2 years ago

I can relate ;-;

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#13

All the math I learned in highschool. I've never come across a problem in life where I was like "You know what I need? Trigonometry!"

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IamMe

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Scotira 2 years ago

That was me when learning vector geometry, I was sure I'd never ever need that. Then I went and learned how an MRI works aaaand here we are: vector geometry 🙈

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#14

rifle iron sights shooting. i'm pretty gifted at that. but as i'm vegan it's actually totally useless

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jpaul

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Captain America 2 years ago

Dude, shooting competitions are fun, you would be good at em too

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#15

I served in the US Marines..I can put one helluva spit shine on a pair of combat boots.

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Madre_Dr4gnZFly

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

My ex showed me how, but haven't had shine able shoes in many years.

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#16

I have hypervigilance causing my brain to listen to every conversation in the room unwillingly.

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Not always popular

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

I tend to subconsciously count things such as dealing cards, etc. Only handy when dealer loses track AND believes me.

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#17

I can roll up hills. You know how you get into a "mummy" position and roll down a hill, usually angling off to the side a little? One day, for whatever reason, I decided to see if I could roll uphill. To my surprise (and everyone else's), I could. It's easier than it sounds.

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Lori Rommel

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Heck, I can't roll over in bed. 😒

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#18

I'm very flexible especially my fingers but it's not very useful in daily life. Just a fun party trick.

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Phantom682🇺🇦

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Eris Ea 2 years ago

Double jointed?

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#19

Can suck my lip so far back in my face you can see bone structures

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Alias-the-shade

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Suzanne Haigh 2 years ago

Bet that is interesting

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#20

I can write upside down, and backwards, in cursive.

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Diane Warren

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Dee Dee Martin 2 years ago

Moi Aussie

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#21

I can clap with one hand. The sound of one hand clapping is clapping not silence. Sometimes people who think they are clever need to be one upped.

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J Masters

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Earl Grey 2 years ago

I had a classmate in 8th grade who could do that. Amazing flexibility.

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#22

The ability to make myself nauseous.
I earned this skill when I was deep in my ed. really don’t need it now but I can’t get rid of it :(

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Happi doggi (all pronouns)

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

It might go gradually. When this happens, you could try and "talk to it". I know it sounds a bit nuts but just address it and tell it to go away. Take a deep breath, close your eyes and tell it to go away.

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#23

I can p**s off a lot. of people online by having a different point of view or opinion. Don't know how I got it, just developed it.

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Scott Crowell

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Deborah 2 years ago

Hahahaha

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#24

I can do a full range of very realistic cat vocalizations.

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Lizzy Crit

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I-am-bubbles!(she/her/cat) 2 years ago

I WANNA SEE!!!!

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#25

I can tie a cherry stalk into a knot in my mouth

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Paul Harris

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Brenda 2 years ago

I have one from my 21st birthday - I did 2 knots. No idea how, I was very drunk

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#26

I learned to manually space letters for signs, posters and such. Then computers took over...

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

Kerning skills

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#27

I can remember the most uncommon and obscure movie quotes. Even movies I haven't seen in years. Ill be having a conversation with someone, they'll say something, that triggers my movie roledex, pulls out movie x, and I quote a line from that movie. Happens in an instant. People are amazed sometimes but is it "useful?" Nahhh bruhhh.

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Ozymandias73

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Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago

I do the same. Though it makes it feel like the people in the world have nothing original to converse about and that every conversation is a cyclical routine having no substance. Geez... we are living in the matrix aren't we.

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#28

I have perfect pitch, but it is nearly useless.

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CharlieKaye

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HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

I have a friend with perfect pitch. He can play almost any instrument, has built his own,guitars, ukuleles, violins, and other instruments, writes his own musics, etc. I just went to get the URL to his website and discovered that he had a stroke. Life sucks.

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#29

I can train cats - to come on call, walk through an obstruction course, high five, wave, ride a skateboard etc., - but since I've had my spleen removed I'm in danger of getting seriously ill if I get bitten or scratched by an animal.

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Sue Denham

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Susanne B 2 years ago

You should be able to teach a cat to not bite or scrath. If you treat them kindly why should they. Mine never do, but they are Sacred Birmans. Maybe they are as special as I think..

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#30

I can bark like a dog. Like really well. It causes the dogs in the vicinity to start barking. Only useful for a lot of noise

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Anita Lourens

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#31

Procrastination. I g t so good at it by not doing anything else.

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Liss

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

LoL 🤣

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#32

I can whistle with my mouth open. Because I can whistle like that, I can do a perfect cricket impression... I just vibrate my lips and it sounds exactly like a cricket. Yup it's useless.

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Lisa Greene

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Joy 2 years ago

I think it's fascinating 🙂 You might also be the only person in the world who can do that.

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#33

if I know anyone's name, even years later I can still remember their name

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Moon

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Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago

My dad is like that too and he remembers birthays just the same.

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#34

I can program in BASIC on punch cards OR paper tape!

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Nimues Child

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Obsolete and useless, my favorite category.

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#35

Crossing my eyes😁

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ima cat

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

but do you dot your T's?

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#36

I can weld razor blades together edge to edge. I learned that after welding together soda cans got to easy. I weld every day for work but I do structural welding and lift fixtures.

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Moonerdizzle

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Miss Benzo 2 years ago

It's a useful to you then.

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#37

Not a skill but I can win Uno everytime. I have great intuition.

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🥔SaltyPotato🥔

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Earl Grey 2 years ago

Yeah, until… 48A2E497-B...8-jpeg.jpg

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#38

I have relative pitch, and it does come in handy sometimes during orchestra and violin lessons, but literally any other time it's completely useless

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Black Pearl

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Jo L. 2 years ago

Same. It was excellent when I sang alto in a choir. Now, day to day, I just harmonize when I sing along to the radio. My passengers tend to enjoy the entertainment, so they say, so we least there's that.

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#39

i can bring my left elbow to the right side of my head behind my back and vice versa. this only has use in shocking and disgusting people. one guy legit turned away and gagged immediately. everyone else jist froze and said " what the F**K"

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moonlit muffins

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Melody Machala 2 years ago

I think it’s cool :)

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#40

I'm a credit counselor, but live on a fixed income, so that's useless.
I know a lot of about chemical, nuclear, and biological weapons, but since I'm retired, no one calls on me for any information on that...

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David Furritus

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Holy Cow, start a FB group. We'd all like to know the truth!

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#41

I can sing “Ten Green Bottles” in Latin! I’m a must at parties!

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Jay Homersmith

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PebbleBoy Gaming 2 years ago

*accidentally mispronounces words while singing* Satan: you called?

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#42

I can vibrate my eyeballs voluntarily. Like, not shake them. Literally VIBRATE my actual eyeballs. Google it if you don't believe me. I can also fold my thumb behind my hand.

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Keilana Ferenczy

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Hell’s Angle’s 2 years ago

I can do this. I freak out everyone, and my friend wants to teach him how. Idk how

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#43

Long division. Not useful at all, even though my math teacher always told me that i would need it.😭

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Bisexual_idiot

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GREENPANDA(male) 2 years ago

I’m also good at it like very good

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#44

I can recite the alphabet backwards and I randomly diagram sentences for fun.

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Rani Trent

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Hagen Radcliffe 2 years ago

This is getting scary- I still diagram sentences too! When Sister Catherine taught you something in 1968, you damn sure learned it! I don’t think they even teach that any more.

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#45

I recognize actors/actresses voices if they were in Star Trek, even if it's one episode with full prosthetics.

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Rider

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Lori Rommel 2 years ago

I'm pretty good at that too.

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#46

I know fourteen different ways to hit you with a stick. Actually a honbo, from studying Ninjutsu, but still....

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Emery Walters

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Janet Williams 2 years ago

Nope. Highly useful skill, depending on time of day and where you live!

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#47

Writing on bp skills.

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DorkLimester6001

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#48

I can cuss in three languages, French, English, and German

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The potato bee (any pronouns)

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

This is very useful, especially if you work in the restaurant biz!

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#49

I can operate one of those old-timey peg and wire switchboards that phone operators used about a thousand years ago. :-)

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Susan Stead

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Hagen Radcliffe 2 years ago

Oh my lord! Running the trunk line in 1975! I had to fill in for the operator during her break, and I loved it. Didn’t wanna do it for 8 hrs though, too stressful!

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#50

I'm obsessed with medical diagnostics, but I'm looking into careers in nursing. Hope I get to do something with that, though :)

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JustAFan

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HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago

Maybe you can help me. 3 doctors, and all kinds of tests, and 7 weeks laters later, oh and a weight loss of 30 lbs. and still no clue what's wrong. Yes, I needed to lose weight, but not this way, and I need to eat without getting sick everytime I even smell food. Now I am just waiting for the endoscopy and colonoscopy scheduling date. yay!

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#51

i can see and count all of my ribs without breathing in. i’m 13

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Sweetie Cake️‍

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Happi doggi (all pronouns) 2 years ago

Are you sure you’re not just underweight?

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#52

I can only draw Alastor from hazbin hotel

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Ranboo beloved He/They

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tail_bite 2 years ago

oo cool

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#53

I can associate almost any word with song

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Jude Fire

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Keilana Ferenczy 2 years ago

I can do this but with Beatles songs! Also, any time I hear a rooster crow, "Good Morning Good Morning" automatically starts in my head.

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#54

I love making maps! I will pull up google maps or google earth and make a complex map. Sadly, there isn’t really jobs for mapmaking as most of the world is mapped already.

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Luna (all pronouns)

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Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago

Stellar cartography. There is so much more outside of our world.

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#55

Spending money

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BadCat

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Pshaw, any politician or Beverly Hills housewife can do that. /I'm 😁

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#56

I can make farting sounds with only my hands! In person, I'm also pretty decent at making people believe absolute rubbish

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Cowws

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Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago

The power of suggestion is very real.

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#57

My master's degree. I've never worked a single day in my field.

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John Dilligaf

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

This is just sad... What's your Masters in?

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#58

I can…
Tell when people are lying (extremely easily)
Do a good impression of Shrek
Bend the tips of my thumbs backwards, not my force, they just bend that way
Identify all my local birds and most common garden plants and trees

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ⒾⓈⒶⒷⒺⓁⓁⒶ

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#59

I can identify any movie just watching 10 seconds, also if you Humm a song to me I can pinpoint the movie and find the lirics with Google or Shazam (hyperfocus who?)

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Eris Ea

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Cooper Terry 2 years ago

Don’t get me wrong its cool though

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#60

My ability to ignore pain longer than my siblings. They complain and I'm like "suck it up buttercup" even though I'm going through the same thing. I just tend to say "I've been through worse" and shrug it. Like one time I got stung by a bee in a pool and kept swimming the I noticed something was not right (like a pinching sore feeling) and so I went to the shallow end and the adult pointed out a stinger in my shoulder.

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Yeet_girl360

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kathryn stretton 2 years ago

I knew someone who felt pain, knew it was painful, but didn't care. Like he felt it but didn't. Odd.

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#61

Give me three descriptive words, I'll create a character for it. Then I'll make a whole universe, storyline and other related characters to join them. reasonably useful for, say, an author, but I'm not an author. Also this one is genuinely useless, if someone gives me a number i can probably tell you what SCP has that exact number and give you a rundown of what they do. And if I can't I'll go look it up and I'll know everything about it next time somebody asks me.

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OminousWiiMusic

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PebbleBoy Gaming 2 years ago

Chicken, lightbulb, antidisestablishmentarianism

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#62

I can bend my knee up to the point where if I bend it backwards far enough I can touch my armpit with my toes. Sounds gross but it's kinda cool to me lol

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colorfultragedy

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

That's a very interesting skill

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#63

I'm a teen and I can over complicate things and work technology from the 60s-90s.

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Mia Seth

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Karnevil4 2 years ago

Focus on the tech. I need a mechanic

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#64

I can learn the basics of any instrument in about 2 hours but I never get a chance to use it):

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Ducky Oboe

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Why not? Get a band together. You sound like a talented person. The world needs more music, dude. We need you!

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#65

If you give me any word, I can almost always burst into a song based on that word. I’ll prove it if you want. :)

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The potato bee (any pronouns)

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Piccolo 2 years ago

Antidisestablishmentarianism

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#66

I am wicked fast and can run 15 miles without stopping .never use except for pleasure

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Sophia Bowers

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Piccolo 2 years ago

That's actually pretty useful.

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#67

Can lay out a defensive position and call in artillery. Not much use for it hereabouts lately :P

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Chich

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Susanne B 2 years ago

Be happy that it is so

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#68

I am amazing at remembering anything that goes to a melody, along with song title, and the artist’s name.

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Darlin’

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Bisexual_idiot 2 years ago

me too, kinda

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#69

I am a caring person, considrate, hard-working and creative.
I take a stand and have an opinion .
Not wantend by employers.

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LostSoul

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Jaybird3939 2 years ago

Those people who have those traits are pure gold. However, many spelling errors in your question leads me to believe that you've been passed over because of THAT and not the other things you listed

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#70

I taught myself to juggle about thirty years ago. I can still do it when I'm steady enough on my feet to stand like that.

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Shyla Clay

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

I juggle and find it very helpful 😉

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#71

I have more control than everyone I have ever met over my face muscles, it has no use except impressing people sometimes

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Lenasss

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Earl Grey 2 years ago

Why would other people have control over your face muscles? … oh, never mind, I see what you mean. 🤨

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#72

I can make a clover with my tounge.

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Widowblob

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Lisa Greene 2 years ago

I'm trying to picture what that looks like...

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#73

I don't know if that's a skill, but I'm a very calm and nonjudgmental person. I always say only two things get on my nerves: if someone messes with my dogs or if someone cuts in front of me when I'm in line for a concert. I can listen to any story, doesn't matter how shocking, with the same blank face, probably the reason strangers feel at ease talking to me. I was the star intern and had great reviews at uni when I was studying to be a psychologist.

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Red

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Notnow 2 years ago

Don't mess with my dogs.

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#74

i can jump really high, which is only useful when my tall cousin is being irritating lol

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sugar-dusted-strawberries

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PopscotchM 2 years ago

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#75

With the power of toe grip I can open a door with my foot.

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Elizabeth Jetter

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Nicole Cochran 2 years ago

I have been attempting to do it once I saw that

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#76

Cooking. I'm not really good, but I'm perfectly adequate. I've always hated it and pretty much avoid all but minor tasks.

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Jill C

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Susanne B 2 years ago

But being able to cook for a friend is so impressive

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#77

I can lick my own elbow
...yeah

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Fishi

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

Wait, really? That's cool, and super rare! Fun party trick, at least...

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#78

I can remember really random details that will never be needed in a conversation or easy or anything really.

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I’m A Pan-Duh (They/Them)

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

I do the same thing. Guess our usernames aren't our only similarity!

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#79

I'm double jointed in both my fingers and my toes, to the point where I can bend them back so far you can see the bones (idk if it's possible but I think that I almost dislocated all of my fingers and toes).

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I'm.Not.Normal

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Rachel Smith 2 years ago

Ehlers Danlos?

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#80

I can come up with dramatic and edgy monologues and quotes as well as describing a scene graphically.

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Ruthless Love

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Nicole Cochran 2 years ago

Oh my gosh I am not alone!

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#81

I can roll my stomach

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Kelsey Rivera

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#82

No matter the brand or number of items, I will ALWAYS find the chocolate praline with the gooey pink filling. I hate that.

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Okatango

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Benita Valdez 2 years ago

I feel ya there too

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I can sing embarrassingly well but I'm self-conscious and cherish my anonymity. Even my fella doesn't know how well I can sing. I don't think I'll ever make money from it and I would never sing in public. I would shake with nerves but when I have free time, with the windows closed so the neighbours can't hear me, I go...to town!

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

Maybe you could sing on Youtube or something, you could share your voice while maintaining anonymity!

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#84

I took photography during my last semester in college, so now I can develop film and make photo prints. Problem is, I no longer have access to the campus darkroom, any of the materials, or chemicals. Shame too, seeing as I was apparently the stand out student and often used as the example for well made prints. Besides, in a world of digital photography, who's going to justify paying $10 for one roll of black and white film?

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#85

I can balance a glass half filled with liquid tilted on an angle on a dime.

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Let's see that!

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#86

Making angry responses. This is almost ended a few relationships. Getting better at restraining it though!

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jpaul 2 years ago

you admit it, that's a good point already

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#87

Crushing on a boy (often times actors) 2.8 seconds after I first see them.

Help.

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Grammarly (Submission author) 2 years ago

You guys are being so supportive but I still regret posting this XD

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#88

I’m really good at sneaking around for no reason and if you make me angry because you don’t believe me about something that I know is correct or wrong I will research it and write a full essay with all sources cited

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GREENPANDA(male)

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Joy 2 years ago

Investigative reporter? The world needs fact-checkers like you.

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#89

Can imitate pig's grunts astonishingly realistic by inhaling through nose and vibrating my soft palate. Only came in handy once when teaching animal sounds to a 2 year old

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#90

How to load songs onto an iPod

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Noelle Can't Cook - on YT

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Benita Valdez 2 years ago

I know how to operate and load songs onto a Zune

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#91

I can put a piece of watermelon in my mouth and spit out the seeds at once

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#92

I used to be a body piercing artist. Very useless skills outside of a shop.

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ThePanInPanda 2 years ago

You could say it's a 'pointless' skill to have...

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#93

I can burp on purpose.

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3 AM 2 years ago

Very useful for impressing your friends. The other ten year old boys.

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#94

I can read upside down. There are so few opportunities for this to come up in conversation. And people just aren’t that impressed, sigh

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Very useful for a teacher!

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#95

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

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Hollyn 2 years ago

That’s pure talent

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#96

My friend can move each eye separately. Freaks everyone out.

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Marilyn Zhang

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#97

I can blow free floating saliva bubbles off my tounge.

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Do you eat soap?

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#98

I still remember all the commands for DOS.

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#99

I can milk a cow. Not something I need to know since my parents sold the cows and retired 15 years ago. I can also do many other things usually done on farms. Kind of uneseccary as an accountant.

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Jette Wang Wahnon 2 years ago

It is a nice skill to have and not as easy as it looks...and who knows...it might come in useful one day...

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#100

I can write in cursive upside down, backwards, left handed and read upside down with ease.

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#101

I live in Japan and can, most of the time, estimate the approximate epicentre and magnitude of earthquakes I feel.

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Jette Wang Wahnon 2 years ago

That is useful...especially if you live in a high-rise building..

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#102

I have long toes that I can move like fingers and so I am able to use my feet as another pair of hands. Unfortunately, I am requited to wear shoes at work, and so it doesn't help me there. But this skill is very helpful when I am doing DIY projects at home. Have you ever been trying to do something and felt that you needed a third hand? I have a third and fourth.

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#103

I know the ABC. My pupils asked me, why they need to learn the order and I genuinely couldn't find an example. Damn you Google.

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

"cause otherwise you can't sing the song.

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#104

I can make a clover with my tongue and move something in my arm to make weird noises (not sure what exactly or why, it just happens). Not useful at all, but they're neat tricks.

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#105

I can make my friend mad at me in one second. It only works on that one friend tough.

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#106

Common sense and a 3 digit IQ. It makes your life more difficult nowdays....

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Joy 2 years ago

But I bet you're smart enough to know when pretending to be "huh??" is the right thing to do. Being intelligent is a skill and a gift. Using it wisely is an art.

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#107

Twisting my arm all the way back

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#108

Only *occasionally* useful: I don't have a gag reflex and I can swallow with my mouth open...

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Karnevil4 2 years ago

Job: Sword Swallow @ Ren- Fair

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#109

I can contort my fingers into all sorts of shapes, without pain or feeling.

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#110

I can type with one hand

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Susanne B 2 years ago

I can type with two (twice as fast ,-)

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#111

I can click my nose. If you don’t understand I can make a clicking sound with my nose

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Susanne B 2 years ago

I used to be able to do that, and it impressed children no way, but now I am too old and stiff to get my toung out that much

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I can open a door with my feet.

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Jacob Nunez 2 years ago

Same. I can also grab a pen, write, etc etc. basically im a human monke

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#113

I can remember the last line of almost every book I read.

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Just the last?

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#114

I can meow like a cat, bark like a puppy, and bark like a dog. All very realistic. Once I meowed at lunch and everybody thought there was a cat inside. I can also do cloverleaf tongue, bend one section of my middle finger, and put my fingers one after the other in both ways. All of these are useless but they are pretty cool to me!

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#115

I can look at any nut or bolt and know the exact mm socket I need. It’s a skill I’ve had most of my life but I didn’t work with cars until a few years back when I started vinyl work so I don’t know where I picked it up. It’s not a completely useless skill but it isn’t really useful either. Lol. And I can wiggle my nose. Maybe I should be the Easter bunny for kids. :) that would be somethin. Bipolar Easter bunny? Yes please! Otherwise the nose wiggle is just here to weird out the dog and cats!

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#116

I can come up with terrible, groan-inducing, dad-level puns basically on the spot. My friends are all sick of them so I've been asked not to do it anymore, but maybe I could have a career writing kids' joke books or punny valentine cards.

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#117

I remember addresses very easily and can give the address of every place I stayed plus all my friends current and past addresses. I also remember the layout of houses and buildings years after. So I can walk into a place I have not been to in years and instantly know where everything is. Don't ask me to remember names of people though or recognise people, that I am hopeless at.

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

Pretty useless to remember prior addresses.

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#118

I can name a gun's caliber with a quick glance, bout it lol

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#119

I can recognize a movie I've seen just by hearing a few seconds of music, or dialogue. Annoys my sister because I still like to confirm it, and she has said, "if you know what it is why are you asking?!"

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Jacob Nunez 2 years ago

That sounds like my sister

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#120

I can sing (cluck?) any song like I'm a chicken. Not that this is really a SKILL because I'm sure it's something anyone can do. WHY someone would want to do it is a whole 'nother question! But it's something I find MYSELF doing almost unconsciously, especially when the song fits the style. (The theme song to Star Trek is a perfect example of a song that fits the style! LOL!)

I can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue!

Neither of these are useful in any way!

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#121

I can knit a scarf in a day.

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Jette Wang Wahnon 2 years ago

...for a Chihuahua?

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#122

I have an innate sense of when grilled cheeses are done.

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#123

I can clean and sterilize surgical instruments. I was a processing technician for 5 years and know hundreds of surgical instruments and their proper methods of cleaning and sterilization, but I don't do that anymore so it's just a bunch of useless information hanging out in my brain. It's not often I get to explain the proper use of glutaraldehyde..

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#124

double jointed, and can bend my arms in the wrong direction. useless, but can freak people out.

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#125

My battle with Breast cancer started 4 years ago, after so many Chemo, Radiation and other natural therapy treatments that I took just to cure my Breast cancer, it all did not work for my condition. I was treating this disease for almost 4 year, I was cured with World Rehabilitate Clinic formula. This is medication that totally kills cancer cells. They also have a cure for hysterectomy issues, Alzheimer's Disease and more other chronic diseases. Contact ( worldrehabilitateclinic.com or WhatsApp +17278553511.

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#126

Former combat engineer & armorer, USMC. 30 minutes in Home Depot then a couple of hours at home in my shop, and I can walk out with a couple of functioning 12 guage boom sticks and enough exolosives and associated pyrotechnics to take out my cul-de-sac.

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Dawn Passamichalis 2 years ago

Probably going to be a useful skill in a post apocalyptic world. Could be sooner than later.

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#127

Throwing thinfs

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3 AM 2 years ago

What is thinfs?

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#128

And cross my toes

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The potato bee (any pronouns)

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#129

Gleek and make water drop noises with my mouth.

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#130

I can name the General for Carthage during the Punic Wars.

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Indosidius 2 years ago

So who was the General for Carthage during the Punic Wars?

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#131

everything from P.E, also microsoft access, science of sports equipment, drama class, religious education
social studies, we mostly did trust games
we used to learn humanities but they stopped teaching us that after a year, i cant even remember what that subject even is
and geography was useless too, all the teacher wanted us to learn about was Zimbabwe because she liked the place

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#132

the gift of healing

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Mikki 2 years ago

What? How do u do that?

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#133

I can touch my tongue to my nose

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Benita Valdez 2 years ago

Me too 😊

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#134

I got my Masters in Clinical Social Work, with a 4.0 average, a few years ago. I was in my early 60's, and not one agency within 4 states, would even give me a job interview. They all required me to reveal when I got my first college degree and that 1970's date sent my app straight to the black hole. There is a desperate need for therapists in this country but age discrimination is much stronger than the public interest. Many older adults are in a similar position and their years of skills are being wasted due to stereotyping and other factors. There is almost no enforceable legal remedy for this form of discrimination.

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Amelia Earhart 2 years ago

That's sad. I'm so sorry. Have you tried Catholic services?

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#135

I’m ambidextrous, which in itself can be sorta useful: It doesn’t matter whether the mouse is or left or right side of the keyboard for example, and back when I worked as a teacher kids found it funny that I started writing with my left hand and continued with the right on the chalkboard. Anyway, as the world is mainly set up for right-handed people, I quietly pretend being one myself, as well.

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NicNor5560 2 years ago

That must have been funny indeed, finishing your sentences with the other hand.

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#136

I can be calm in chaos. It's definitely a useful talent these days.

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#137

I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, but, alas, I'm not sexy.

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#138

In Monster’s Inc. Boo would always say “Mike Wazowski” in her toddler voice and I can do the impression perfectly.

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Happi_Doggi_135 2 years ago

i need you in my life... ...that movie was my childhood

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#139

I play the flute, but haven’t touched it since this one time at band camp.

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#140

The ability to remember useless facts.

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#141

I can tickle myself. Dumb skill that little ppl have.

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#142

I can turn my eyelids inside out- freaks the hell out anyone who asks to see it, but it's never used in life!

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#143

I developed a system for writing coded messages with a friend of mine when we were 10. Still remember how it works, so I could write messages no one else understands. Not really useful

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#144

I can identify famous paintings by artist, date, period and style!

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#145

I can make this weird honking noise that others can't seem to mimic. I can also touch my elbows behind my back, and drop my ear to my shoulder.

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#146

I can know a lot about WW2 tanks…but high school doesn’t really call for that

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#147

Honesty. Unfortunately lying works better and I never learned how to do it convincingly.

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NicNor5560 2 years ago

Me neither. I start crying if I try. LOL. So, not convincing either.

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#148

I can hold almost $10 worth of quarters in my collarbone indents (supraclavicular fossa) and walk around without dropping any but it gets uncomfortable with the tensing needed to hold them all.

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#149

Cracking my knuckles really loud

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#150

i can play drums. like, very good, after listening to any song.
AC/DC and Nirvana is the best to play drums to. (sorry if dissapoiting)
[sorry for my spelling too]

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Time2Roll86🇺🇦 2 years ago

AYY! A fellow drummer!

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#151

I am pretty good at driving a tractor. I have only tried it once

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Due to a past life where I wanted to be a star of the theater, I can sing about 25 different Broadway musicals start to finish from memory. I am not in the theater. I do have the nerdy reputation for having a song for every situation though. Not to mention, my 5 year old thinks I am an improvisational queen!

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