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"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step" said the Guide enthusiastically. I realize we are on a cliff
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I'm thinking about killing off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely make my autobiography more interesting :)
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I stopped to look at my reflection in a mirror. It stopped to wave at me.
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Me as a widow in the middle of the night: Stop snoring. Answer: I don't snore.
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Two men walk into a bar. Only one walks back out.
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Jackie Warner 7 months ago
There's nothing sweeter than the sound of a child's laughter. But not at 2:00am when I'm wide awake and alone in the house.
Jackie Warner 7 months ago
There's nothing sweeter than the sound of a child's laughter. But not at 2:00am when I'm wide awake and alone in the house.
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