Hey Pandas, What Is Your Two-Sentence Horror? (Closed)

What is it?

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"A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step" said the Guide enthusiastically. I realize we are on a cliff

Final score:

2points

I'm thinking about killing off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely make my autobiography more interesting :)

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2points

Mood

2points

I stopped to look at my reflection in a mirror. It stopped to wave at me.

Final score:

1point

Me as a widow in the middle of the night: Stop snoring. Answer: I don't snore.

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0points

Two men walk into a bar. Only one walks back out.

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0points