I was in a restaurant bathroom when I was around 8 or something, and I was drying my hands with those cool paper towels that pull out and we’re pretty much InFiNaTe to my tiny 8 year old brain, and this karen just starts yelling at me for “wasting” the towels! I start crying and run out. nobody in my family knows this story lol

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I started crying in one of my classes in highschool.

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That midget Jo :)

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I had been in school and my (ex) friend asked who i liked. I knew she was a homophobe so i said the first person i saw, A boy named Max. She ran up to him and said "(old name) likes you"
I broke up with my friend because of her doing this stuff a lot and for ab*se.

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When I was really little, I for some weird reason enjoyed banging my head against the wall. Since I was too young to really understand, my parents jokingly called me "crackhead". Well, by 6th grade I still didn't get the joke, so when asked to introduce myself on a church retreat, I said "hi! I'm (my name), but you can call me crackhead!" I didn't understand why my leader looked so shocked until I asked my parents the next week.

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“Crackhead” the shadier and less well known brother of cuphead

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TLDR: I was locked out of my phone and couldn’t get back in.

Ok guys, this is one of mine. I was locked out of my phone and it IS fingerprint locked, the thing is that my fingers where covers in grease. Needless to say I couldn’t open it, I tried to unlock it again and again. I was reduced to slamming my hand into the phone.

Like 5 minutes later my brother comes along and unlocks the phone (no we are not identical, he just knew the password*)

*(I forgot I could enter the password)

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