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74points

cleo they/them

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Virgil Blue 3 years ago

They are coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

19points

Mosquitos...I mean they count as animals haha.

Final score:

35points

Diana Lopetaitė

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Kennedy Johnson 3 years ago

I hate them!

10points

Ticks. They are horrible little blood suckers, spreading disease wherever they are found. They ruin walks in the woods, in meadows, just about everywhere. When they balloon up, swollen with blood, they look disgusting.

Final score:

30points

Felix Feline

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HammerzToe 3 years ago

They rate pretty high on my "I could do without them" list too

3points

Gnats.

I am talking about those that are determined that the inside of your ear, your nostrils, or you mouth is perfect place to be, no matter how many times you flap your hand at them. The same kind of gnats that seem to decide the second you set your beverage glass down outside that it is perfect place to commit suicide.

Final score:

29points

By Deleted User

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Humans, a.k.a. homo sapiens

Final score:

24points

Thorfin Wolfsbane

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Probably going to get down voted and hated, but pomeranians and pugs. Pugs because theyre overbred and pomeranians becasue theyre twitter purse dogs.

Final score:

18points

Chillace

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Martz Migraña 3 years ago

Those poor pugs should be stop being breed :(

1point

Cockroaches, I'm just equally terrified and disgusted by them. I can stand mice, rats, snakes, mosquitos and any other kind of vermin, but cockroaches really make me lose all my nerves!

Final score:

18points

Martz Migraña

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Claudia Dugral 3 years ago

Same here!!!!

0points

I mean, humans, for one, but monkeys have always freaked me out.

Final score:

15points

Rage of Aquarius

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Eva He 3 years ago

Once a monkey stole my dad's glasses

1point

Flies. The more I swat the more they try on purpose to get in my hair. Especially where I live it’s really hot, so there’s a lot of mosquitoes and flies everywhere

Final score:

11points

Esther (she/her)

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#10

Mice or rats. As pets, I'm sure they're wonderful, but it is not fun to hear them skittering around under your bed at night looking for food.

Final score:

10points

Maya Kuntz

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Alyssa Sweat 3 years ago

I LOVE rats. But only when their domesticated, as well as mice.

4points

#11

wasps

Final score:

10points

it's Wednesday my dudes.

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Ashamba 3 years ago

I like wasps (although I have a very bad reaction when stung)... I love the nests some of them build from spit and pulp and things. Plus they are all important pollinators!

1point

#12

Most definitely the (German) wasp.
Not only does their sting hurt a lot they're also super aggressive.
Having a BBQ in the midst of summer can become a nightmare. They raid your buffet, they crawl into your beverages, they're swarming bloody everywhere. And if you come to close, bam! you get a sting.
Trying to run away? Have a sting.
Fighting back? Here's multiple stings.
Do they heroically die when attacking, like bees do? Nope. Reload and fire again.
Bloody bastards. I hate them.
I kill them whenever I get the chance.
Seldom have I shown mercy.

Final score:

10points

Xottel

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Ashamba 3 years ago

Try distracting them- place a favourite treat out (an egg cup of beer?, A dollop of jam?), a little distance from your BBQ or whatever- then they can have what they're after without having to fight you for it. Cover your buffet food with lids so that the smell doesn't attract them so much. Always move slowly and calmly, and MOST IMPORTANT, know this: when you kill some species of wasp, it releases pheromones to attract more to avenge it! (Source: Attenborough)

2points

#13

Tomato horn worms. I'm terrified of them. No logical reason. As a kid we had to pick them off of our grandmothers tomato plants. When threatened they rear up the front of their bodies, wave back and forth and click their mandibles at you. It scared me to death at 8 years old and left me traumatized for life. LOL! But I really am afraid of them to this day.

Final score:

8points

HammerzToe

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Mistcatcher 3 years ago

GREAT STARCLAN I ABHOR THEM I’m not usually afraid of bugs or caterpillars, I can hold tarantulas, scorpions, and (harmless but evil looking) Gulf Fritillary caterpillars. But tobacco hornworms? I hate them.

3points

#14

Probably chimps. Ever since that zoo secrets posts where they said a chimp can rip your arms off and stuff. I had nightmares.

Final score:

7points

-logansucrose- (he/him)

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I'm lay sheep in China 3 years ago

There was a female chimp used as Sex slave so 🤷🏽‍♀️

1point

#15

Slugs.. Eeeerwwww

Final score:

6points

Art Tomboy

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Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

aawww. slugs UwU OH CRAP ITS A LEECH! HEEELLLP!

4points

#16

None. I loves snakes and spiders too, they're just a little creepy.

Final score:

6points

basically_bill_cipher

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Lucy 3 years ago

Respect

2points

#17

Fleas I spend hours getting rid of them

Final score:

6points

Explicitly sick

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#18

Anything bug that bites. More specifically, mosquitos and spiders.

Final score:

6points

Kathy Thrash

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#19

Ticks. I remember being able to run barefoot all over nature as a kid. Now it's dangerous.

Final score:

6points

Ivy la Sangrienta

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#20

Wasps. Go hug a landmine

Final score:

6points

Fluffycathugger

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Holes2Heaven 3 years ago

Their too small to detonate a land mine

1point

#21

2 words
MURDER HORNETS

Also any insect that has more than four legs/arms is a no-go for me. That's just my opinion though.

Final score:

5points

GalaxyGriffin

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Axolotl King 3 years ago

Octopus? Most starfish? Crabs?

0points

#22

Aliens..... won't show themselves...always sneaking around.

Final score:

5points

Madbilby

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Shelp 3 years ago

But do they qualify as "animals"?

2points

#23

I hate ants, there's never just one of them and some sting and bite.

Final score:

4points

Sherrill Uliasz

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Nevaeh Flores 3 years ago

And some fly too!

2points

#24

Mosquitoes. I know everyone is saying this, but I just HATE them. I literally almost DIED because of a bite when I was 4. (no I am not exaggerating)

Jeweled Dragon (She/They)

Final score:

4points

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#25

Humans. This is self explanatory

mariahcareysleftnip(they/them)

Final score:

4points

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#26

Living in the desert, I’ve grown to HATE Scorpions. Super creepy, they hide everywhere and their sting is like being electrocuted. I’m convinced that they are aliens living amongst us

Final score:

4points

Mz Phit

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#27

MOTHS. They're really annoying and there're some huge here, at least the same size as my hand, and that people call witch butterflies, but really are just moths, all black and spooky. And butterflies, I mean, by far they look cool, but that's it, ew.

Final score:

3points

Hope Tibb

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Huggy Wuggy 2 years ago

How could you hate moths!? Look up rosy maple moth. (Mainly because I dont know how to add a picture lol)

1point

#28

Dogs. I'm pretty cynophobic, as a rule, so I tend to stay away from dogs as much as possible. Honestly, it's a simple phobia, just completely irrational, so yeah, they would be my least favorite.

Final score:

3points

qwerty

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A 3 years ago

My younger brother got trampled by a very friendly dog when he was a year old. Big or small. Friendly or not. He is scared of them all. (I know there are big dog lovers out there but please don't force people into liking dogs by saying 'well, my dog is a good boy' and things like that. Some phobias are a result of trauma and can't be fixed that easily.)

0points

#29

Mosquitoes!!! And cockroaches.

Final score:

3points

over it already

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#30

Flamingos.
Had to take care of them for a week when I was an intern at a zoo. Smelly and dumb.

Final score:

2points

Sandera

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Macy Sharp 3 years ago

Ah, i love flamingos...but you had a firsthand experience soooo

0points

#31

Fish. I just really hate fish.

Final score:

2points

Kennedy Johnson

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J Sizz 3 years ago

I'm sure they're not very fond of you either.

3points

#32

Crabs. I am terrified of them. I don't know why, but they really scare me. It takes me a while to get brave enough to swim in the ocean every year.

Final score:

2points

Pepper DeVoe

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Holes2Heaven 3 years ago

They taste amazing!!!

2points

#33

pigeons, dirty filthy flying disease balls

Final score:

2points

les

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J Sizz 3 years ago (edited)

They're even worse when they deliver a message about your cars extended warranty.

4points

#34

snails. idk why but just njesgtsfjgf;dsd no no no no i cant with them

Final score:

2points

Nevaeh Flores

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Bow, I’m a Slytherclaw 3 years ago

I have pet snails 😔

0points

#35

Humans, they destroy everything and randomly decide to fix it. If that doesn’t count, probably hippos.

Final score:

2points

Mira Kappagoda

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Mira Kappagoda (Submission author) 3 years ago

STOP DOWNVOTING ME!

0points

#36

Slugs. That’s all I have to say

Final score:

2points

Smileyface_Yuki

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#37

Any insects. Flying or crawling. Including butterflies and ladybirds. They are very pretty to look at, but keep away from my touch!

Final score:

2points

nala simba

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#38

Humans😡

Final score:

2points

Riley Reynolds

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#39

Mayflies. They're dumb, can't even really fly correctly, and will form extremely dense packs of critters that you can't get through without having your mouth, eyes, nose, hair, and clothes filled with dead mayflies.

Final score:

2points

Shelp

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Kyle 3 years ago

We had some that clogged up the outside light at our grocery store at night.

1point

#40

Homosapiens

those idiots are unknowingly killing themselves thru destroying nature. stupidity

Final score:

2points

Muhammad Wildan

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#41

Obviously humans (self-explanatory), but I'd have to say Flies. Okay, not technically an animal and I’m aware that they’re a food source for other ‘animals’, so they have some kinda purpose. But the little sh *ts really f *%k me off.

Final score:

1point

Steve Barnett

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Linda H 3 years ago

Flies are animals. They sure aren't vegetables or minerals .

6points

#42

big parrot one of those f&*king dumb things bit me on the lip when I was hugging someone I couldn't eat for a while. *, let's just say I wasn't too sad when he kicked the bucket*

* I was a little happy*

Final score:

1point

Theron Carpenter

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

Macaws? Yeah they’re essentially 3 year olds, for 40-50 years. Perfect for employers, sucky for visitors of their owners

0points

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#43

Really long worms and star nosed mole rats. THEY ARE SO CREEPY

Final score:

1point

Ze_Plague1doctor

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Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

I love worms. They are so wierd but adorable to watch

5points

#44

A blobfish. No disrespect to blobfish lovers but the blobfish is one of the ugliest things I have ever seen...Personally.

Final score:

1point

Alyssa Sweat

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Claire 3 years ago

This isn't fair to blobfish. They are deep sea creatures and the pressure down there is a LOT higher. They do not look so... blob-y if people don't bring them to the surface. I'm sure that people wouldn't look good if we experienced such a dramatic change in pressure, either.

4points

#45

I don’t like slugs and worms *shivers* but my fav? Flamingos! 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩

Final score:

1point

•🧿•DJ•🧿•

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#46

I think mine is the dodo bird because it was so stupid it got itself extinct

Final score:

1point

Demon_wolf_dragon_fox

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Ashamba 3 years ago

That's like blaming victims of a crime for not protecting themselves. Humans are wholly to blame for the extinction of the dodo.

4points

#47

Apes. Though wasps, hornets, mosquitoes are quite the nuisance, and can kill, apes like macaques are vicious s.o.b's that will maim you for a piece of food on you. Hope the plastic my pineapple was in killed the bastard that attacked me. I hate apes.

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

Final score:

1point

Maartje Wenting

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#48

spiders and mosquitoes oh and gnats

Final score:

1point

Okasan Willis

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#49

Since almost all other animals are taken,I will go with the penis snake.Everything was fine in life until I came to know of its existence.

Final score:

1point

Brad Pitt

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nala simba 3 years ago

Ha ha, yeah gross!

0points

#50

Frog/ toad

I' Gomez & Morticia's kid

Final score:

1point

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Huggy Wuggy 2 years ago

Why!?!?!?

0points

#51

Dogs

Final score:

1point

WLG

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#52

Snakes idk why its just an irrational fear I have had for all my life I scream if I see one in pictures and I cry if I see one irl.

Final score:

0points

SwimmerGirl

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Esther (she/her) 3 years ago

I can relate. I can’t even think of the word snake anymore

1point

#53

Lions. My brother and his 'Pride' can hate UwU

Final score:

0points

BingoMark

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W. 5 3 years ago

Scar, is it you?

3points

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#54

I really don’t like really small bugs/weird things that I can’t really see but feel. All I can imagine is them crawling up my legs. Also those fish that have to saw like snout those things, I almost stepped on one once (we were at a beach) and it scared the actual h**l out of me.

Final score:

0points

murple

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#55

AnimalHumans killed per year
1Mosquitoes750,000
2Humans (homicides only)437,000
3Snakes100,000

Final score:

0points

Roger

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#56

grasshopers DUDE THEIR TERRIFYING

Final score:

0points

Ryna Gill

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Ashamba 3 years ago

If humans could jump the way grasshoppers do, we would be able to easily leap the length of a football field.

0points

#57

My brother he is so annoying idk if that counts so chimps they covered me in poop

Final score:

0points

This is fine

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#58

murder hornets...why'd they have to be like, "hey I exist" in one of the worst years?

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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0points

Jocelyn

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#59

Hippos. Even their babies are not cute. And if they can get to you, they will viciously kill you.

Final score:

0points

Teresa Hale

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J Sizz 3 years ago

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1point

#60

invasive ladybug, and other insects or fish. they are a mess

Final score:

0points

Maryse Faucher

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Karin Gibson 3 years ago

Ladybugs kill pests.

1point

#61

Alligators and crocodiles.

Final score:

0points

catdogwoman

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#62

Snakes.

Final score:

0points

Mumchkin

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#63

Spiders. More specifically, black widows. One almost bit me when I was 5 or 6 AND THEY'RE DEADLY!

Final score:

0points

The Average Human

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#64

My siblings

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

Final score:

0points

Whitney Anderson

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#65

American opossums. I am terrified of them after a traumatic experience when younger. Don't bother arguing with me, I am traumatized and will always hate them.

Final score:

0points

Madb vonMesser

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#66

There is only one single animal that comes close so I can say that it is my least favourite. Flies. The sound, the filth, flying round your ears and trying to land on your hand. Urrrrrgh! I don't like things crawing on me if I didn't let it as it is, but add in the dirty and that sound... >

Final score:

0points

Kira Okah

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#67

Rats.. definitely rats. For some reason they make my skin crawl. Though I have no idea why or what caused it. I had that all my life.

Final score:

0points

TheartfulDutchGinger

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#68

Snakes

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Final score:

0points

rebeca albertotti

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#69

Beards. The way they cling to people’s faces with all those pubey little hairs and live off spilled food and snot.

Final score:

0points

Alice Teasdale

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Stephanie Keith 3 years ago

A beard is an animal? ....Hmmmm!

0points

#70

Bed bugs. We've been battling them in our apartment complex and they really seem indestructible

Final score:

0points

Kate Fei

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#71

Cockroaches

Final score:

0points

Shinebright

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#72

welp, I guess I'll state the obvious, humans suck.

Final score:

0points

Falcon on Dizzy

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#73

tick. that's all.

Final score:

0points

Ivo Duarte Nogueira

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#74

roaches, rats, butt holes with wings (wasps), seagulls

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Final score:

0points

Okasan Willis

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#75

🦥 sloth

Final score:

-1point

Maris madness

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Kate Fei 3 years ago

Aww but sloths are cute

2points

#76

Monkeys, apes, and most dogs. I like whippets, greyhounds, huskies, and Australian shepherds (a little) but everything else—no.

Final score:

-1point

Apocalypse Whippet

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#77

Humans, cats, chihuahua, roaches, I can go on if you'd like?

Final score:

-1point

Macy

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Mark and Elmo 3 years ago

Sure .-. im trying to be dumb so people can downvote me. I want to rate their roasting or smartness out of 10.

-3points

#78

Cats-well the cats I live with

Final score:

-3points

Annabeth Chase

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Crow 3 years ago

Cats freak me out. They are mean and always try to harm me. Any time a cot owner tells me "it's a sweet cat don't worry" I get attacked for nor reason at all. I don't even make eye contact with them. Also monkeys are creepy

0points