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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Misheard Song Lyric? (Closed)

We all hear the things in songs that... don’t quite make sense.

From Selena Gomez's "I'm farting carrots" (I'm on my fourteen carats) to other wacky, crazy lyrics that don't fit in AT ALL, what is YOUR favorite misheard song lyric?

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#1

needle in the bread,
gotta get you out of my head
needle in the bread,
gonna wind up dead

Actual lyrics:

needle and the thread,
gotta get you out of my head
needle and the thread,
gonna wind up dead

'stitches' by 'Shawn Mendes'

Final score:

7points

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Alyssa Fry 3 years ago

Last night I heard this song and I couldn’t stop laughing because all I could hear was ‘needle in the bread ‘ 😂

1point

#2

The ants are my friends. They're blowin' in the wind.

Final score:

5points

Stephanie Did It 3 years ago

Good one!

3points

#3

Obama's elf

(real) All by my self

Final score:

4points

Amelia Bedelia 3 years ago

Thanks, Obama.

2points

#4

"Oceans" by The Format.

Real lyrics: "I hear you're somewhere in the sand"

I heard: "I peed somewhere in the sand"

Final score:

4points

#5

"Try everything"

(Real):with every new mistake

(What I heard): with every stupid steak

Final score:

4points

Joybug 2 years ago

Well, then you have a new mistake!

0points

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#6

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Actually: Excuse me while I kiss the sky

Final score:

3points

#7

Misheard lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing paychecks (or penguins)?”

Actual lyrics: “Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements?”

Final score:

3points

Rainbowskull13 (she/her)

Rose the Cook 3 years ago

The paychecks probably disappear faster than the penguins.

2points

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#8

I want it that way by Backstreet Boys

Real lyrics
“Tell me why
Ain’t nothing but a mistake”

Misheard lyrics
“Tell me why
Ain’t nothing but a meat steak”

Heard it on YouTube and is definitely one that made me laugh

Final score:

3points

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#9

I ate the sharpest tool in the shed

(Real) I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
(Guess I really ain't the sharpest tool)

Final score:

3points

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#10

(Real): wherever the wind blows

(What my sibling heard): a brick through the window

Final score:

3points

#11

Safi'jiiva's theme. Yes, he is a "simple gentle sailor."

Final score:

2points

Just A Zelda Fan (Submission author) 3 years ago

Here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BymZ-kdgpo

0points

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#12

She wants to dance like ooooh you farted marry me till I confess

Real lyrics:

She wants to dance like Uma Thurman, Bury me 'til I confess

Final score:

2points

Alyssa Fry 3 years ago

😂

0points

#13

We actually call any misheard lyrics the “CCS syndrome” because when I was young not only did I hear “pears skating lightning” instead of “earthquakes and lightning” I always thought the name of the group Creedence Clearwater SURVIVAL.
Another bad one from me: I always heard “Nose Bleed” instead of “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt.

Final score:

2points

Alex the Country Dog

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#14

Gotta love those Starbucks lovers

(Real) I got a long list of ex-lovers

"Blank space" by Taylor Swift

Final score:

2points

Stranger Sings 2 years ago

I always thought it was “All the lonely Starbucks lovers”

0points

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#15

Africa by Toto

heard: I test the rains down in Africa

actual: I bless the rains down in Africa

** I thought it was an acid rain/ pollution issue

Final score:

2points

Rowan_boi 3 years ago

I THOUGHT IT WAS I HEARD THE REIGNS DOWN IN AFRICA AND WAS SO CONFUSED ON WHY IT WAS PLAYED IN SUMMER!

0points

#16

Girls like you by maroon 5

Real lyrics
Maybe it’s 6:45
Maybe I’m barely alive
Maybe you’ve taken my s**t for the last time
Maybe I know that I’m drunk
Maybe I know your the one
Maybe I’m thinking it’s better if you drive

But I thought it always said baby

Final score:

1point

Rowan_boi 3 years ago

Not too far off

0points

#17

Misheard: Living on toads a time
Real Lyric: Living on Tulsa time
Tulsa Time by Danny Flowers

Final score:

1point

TheAlienOctopus

nobodyever 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

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My name is Violeta and I am an editor here at Bored Panda. I love reading memes for a living. It’s obviously much more than that, but I appreciate the variety of topics, information, and pics I get to see every day and share with the world! Those funny memes really make my day too. Being born in the ’90s in post-Soviet Lithuania speaks more about me than I’d like to admit. I’m still learning about the world and myself, but I do love my friends, traveling, art, and my cat. My favorite fact to share about myself is that I used to hide meatballs in my friend’s pockets at lunch so I could go play outside. I wish all those meatballs could find their way back to me someday.

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Alyssa Fry (Post author) 3 years ago

I don’t know why it says closed? I didn’t close it 😂

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Alyssa Fry (Post author) 3 years ago

I don’t know why it says closed? I didn’t close it 😂

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